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<0> or more
<0> so i ***umed it would be the first
<1> I don't know why but I keep messing up lately
<2> arubin, I know why.
<2> because God messed up when he made you.
<1> his loss I guess
<0> i like arubin the way he is
<0> he is my friend
<0> he tells me stories
<0> about ***
<0> about all the sluts he picks up at bars
<0> and makes them lick his ***hole
<0> :(
<1> I let them use jelly or honey
<0> i prefer mayo
<0> or relish
<2> OH DUDE@_)#@%*-444t5lgmnf
<2> I got sum XGL
<0> y
<1> mayo + relish = tartar sauce
<0> malt vinegar ftw
<1> deadnow: what is your favorite condiment for licking ***holes?
<3> chili
<1> as in beans and ground beef and such?
<3> ain't no beans in chili
<1> sure there is
<3> all meat baby
<1> kidney beans are very common
<1> I like a can of kidney and a can of another type of bean
<0> i dont eat kidneys
<0> organs are for poor people
<1> they aren't made out of kidneys
<3> well, I make two kinds of chili
<3> one, the bean kind
<3> in which I use hamburger and beans
<3> the other, the real, authentic kind
<3> which has no beans, it's sirlion in a chili sauce
<1> using authentic when describing chili is a bit silly
<0> i get my chilli from wendys
<3> the third, what I use in arsehole licking
<3> I'm about to create
<3> it comes after eating #1 or #2
<3> actually, you may want to lick my anus after I do this
<4> omg
<4> balls
<4> sticky!
<4> shouldn't shave so close.
<2> my windows r all wobbly
<2> and cool
<3> there's gonna be a tornado
<0> i thinkin of laying
<0> watch tv
<0> ttyl
<2> now I need a dock for my Ubuntu
<2> and then I can get rid of this OS X crap
<1> then you just need some applications
<2> oh yea
<2> I forgot about that
<3> don't worry
<3> OS X is being ported to Linux
<2> HEH
<2> I heard it's been running on linux all along
<2> and they just aint told us yet
<3> jkh was a Linux spy
<3> all along
<2> my cousin who is on the geek squad said he uses linux and he was workin on this guys imac and it had a dos window on it just like linux
<2> sooooooo
<3> well there you have it
<3> corroberating evidence
<1> anyone else watch The Daily Show with Bill Gates tonight?
<1> what a nerd
<2> I go pee
<2> I didn't
<2> but Ali G had the donald on
<2> and I missed it
<2> but I don't think the Donald is as dumb as some of his 'guests'
<5> as many times as i've had zorg take a crap on me, i've never had to restart xwindows in os X
<5> xorg
<3> that fart just melted a polar icecap
<3> yer all gonna die
<3> Ms. Brazil is missing
<2> are your windows jiggly?
<3> no
<2> then you sir
<2> ****
<3> how do I get jiggly windows?
<3> YouTube is going to start paying
<1> remember when the Internet used to kick ***?
<3> is anything missing?
<2> arubin, I do
<2> deadnow, beryl
<3> I'm concerned about pornography on the internet
<2> so am I
<2> namely, the lack of new content
<2> or at least, innovative content
<2> it's like
<1> not enough iguana rape
<2> they have new faces
<2> but it's all the same old **** I was looking at in the playboys at my creepy neighbor's house when I was 10 years old.
<2> when he wasn't home
<2> and only his wife was there
<3> but did you do her?
<2> and I would go over and play the donkey kong game he had.
<2> deadnow, no :(
<2> I was 10!
<3> oh
<2> I knew she was pretty and all
<2> and the girls in the playboys didn't have all the junk I had
<3> she should have molested you
<2> yes
<2> she should have
<2> it would have scarred me for life.
<3> so you could have memories for life
<2> I'd rather have a few scars, than all these regrets
<3> "mom, dad, when I was next door today..."
<3> "I ****ed the neighbors wife"
<3> I've discovered the type of client I want now
<3> Banks
<3> they have a lot of money
<2> well
<3> it's odd to go to my bank and deposit a check from them into my account
<2> that is a double edged sword
<2> they also have a lot of accountants
<3> my bank is going spanish language
<3> they have all of these hot latina babes now
<3> hiring seems to be by bra size
<3> jiggly titties ++
<6> what bank is this?
<3> it's a small bank
<3> called Domestic Bank
<3> they're based in Miami I think
<6> oh. that ****s. i was hoping it was something nationwide, like BoA
<3> it seems like more than 50% of the customers now speak spanish
<6> well, it *is* miami.
<3> I'm in Rhode Island
<6> chances are 50% of the customers are illegals.
<6> oh.
<3> it's amazing how many latinos are in RI now
<2> Domestic Bank eh?
<3> they considered "Foreign Bank" as a name
<2> sounds like a front for a foreign national terrorist organization
<6> axe commercials == truth.
<2> and, apparently, you are providing support for them.
<2> randi, yes, I've proven it to myself
<2> wimmen r dum
<6> no, axe r guud
<6> my ex is coming to visit. he always wonders why i supply him with axe.
<3> axe?
<6> srsly. get axe.
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