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<0> it's all well intentioned, but they just prolong the misery
<0> the land will naturally reduce the number of organisms living off of it to a number it can support.
<1> anyone familiar with tcp acks? how do I know if I need to use a tcp_ack queue? which protocol/port needs it? thank you.
<0> that's easy
<0> you would only use a tcp_ack queue with UDP on port 1653
<0> otherwise you are just spinning your wheels man
<2> dude you need to block ALL tcp
<2> hackers use tcp
<2> and you better not do that crap
<2> my mom will ground me if she catches me hacking again
<0> I have idea
<1> I was reading openbsd's pf faq and the accompanying example. some rules uses the tcp_ack queue, while others dont. just wondering how to use it. thank you
<0> I wonder how hard it would be to wire a Li-Ion battery to asplode the next time it is in use.
<0> without modifying it's appearance
<2> JPres: dont bring your terrorist ways in here
<2> we follow allah



<0> and send the laptop to some nigerian scammers
<2> ppppowerbok
<0> could I go to jail for talking about my idea on the interwebnets if someone used it?
<2> yes
<0> oh
<0> WELL THEN
<2> its logged now
<0> ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
<2> my mom installed net nanny
<0> nope
<0> it's gone
<2> she is recording my screen
<0> papelboy, did you not read my answer?
<0> ****
<1> hmm I made a mistake. sorry
<0> it's ok
<1> I thought I was connected to undernet :)
<1> apologies for the question :)
<0> pfft
<0> I'm sure you did
<0> I'm sure he makes $75k yr as a unix admin somewhere
<0> maybe he is a team leader
<2> i agree
<2> http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
<2> see my mom read that article
<2> and she is scared i am going to jail
<2> for hacking
<0> LOL
<0> OMG
<0> that was written by MIKE BRADY
<0> isn't he the guy that shot Reagan or something?
<2> like i know
<0> HAROLD & KUMAR Sequel Begins Shooting
<3> I didn't think the first one was all that funny
<0> I should make reservations for opening day
<0> arubin, the previews for the first one were more than I cared to see.
<2> JPres: want some of my burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream?
<0> uhh
<0> sure, I'll have some of that **** right after I get my nuts removed.
<2> ?
<0> hmm?
<3> actually, we were discussing ball products earlier
<3> what do you think of ball conditioner?
<0> I think it is a good thing
<3> or maybe a ball mud mask
<0> it helps the ball slide down the lane with more ease.
<2> you know what i want
<3> ball rejuvenator
<2> like a mini-whirlpool spa that you can rest your nuts in
<3> there are 15 Starbucks within 5 miles of me
<2> there are like 2 starbucks in the whole city here
<2> (Showing 1-2 of 2 Stores)
<0> yea
<2> there is of course starbucks in the mall as well and one at target
<0> that's be cause hicks don't know what good coffee is anyway
<2> but only 2 with a real store
<2> no they have this one place that makes coffee and this other place you can buy coffee to make yourself
<2> everyone says the are 100000x better then starbucks
<2> still tastes like liquid dirt to me
<0> Starbucks coffee is good
<0> it's not $6 a cup good



<2> i wouldnt drink it if it was free
<0> you don't like coffee tho
<2> coffee ****s ***
<0> that's just because you haven't drank enough of it
<0> force yourself to drink a pot of coffee tonight
<0> and you will like it tomorrow
<2> i'd rather have a monster xxl green claw
<0> coffee is more mature
<2> K4r3n bought some coffee that was $30/lb
<2> it still tasted crappy to me
<2> i cant tell the difference between $30 coffee and 25 cent 7/11 coffee
<0> 7/11 has good coffee
<0> I don't drink it that much
<0> if I had a butler to make it and clean the coffee pot for me, I'd probably drink a couple pots of it a day
<2> jsut rent a mexican
<2> duh
<0> can I get a hot one?
<2> REPHRESH TAKE CONTROL OF FEMINIE ODOR AND ITCHING FAST
<0> what about my anal itch?
<2> tough crap
<2> man up nancy
<2> ok i have rubbed lemon butter into my cuticles
<2> they are nice and soft now
<2> next i need to exfoliate my facial pores
<2> JPres: do you exfoliate?
<2> omfg i clicked on a internet link
<2> and its a bunch of words :(
<2> even the pictures are boring :(
<0> yes I do
<0> you just need to ask for a facial when you go in for a pedicure
<2> i dont have a pedicure
<0> why not?
<2> i just jab at them with pokers
<2> the clipper poker
<4> lol guys with pedicures.
<2> I have found the most boring websites ever
<2> http://www.drydipstick.com/
<2> so boring even the pictures are boring
<5> hahaha
<5> murex attempting to share mundane
<5> dude
<5> share pain and gore
<5> sorrow is a dish best served en m***e
<5> boring is so 1990
<2> :(
<2> i am going to urinate in your mailbox murdrface
<0> hmm
<0> that looks like a sporq link
<0> PEAK OIL!
<2> i know
<2> thats why i pasted it
<2> i am hitting the back button to see how the hell i could have possibly gotten to it
<2> i think i clicked on the wrong **** on slashdot
<2> stupid www dot internet clickin clickin varoosh woah man boobers
<2> JPres: do you like crrots?
<2> carrots
<0> in moderation
<2> i got one out of the fridge
<2> i cut it in half
<2> i am eating half and i put the other half in my butt
<3> hmm
<3> 1011th place
<3> I need to break 500
<0> send me the other hald
<0> f
<2> arubin: best i ever did was 472
<6> hmm
<3> 828 is still my best
<2> 2 days till new game
<3> is he releasing it on the first?
<2> thats what i gathered
<2> from the forum posts it sounded like he was done with it other then making it look good
<2> and that was like a weeek ago
<2> or more


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