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<0> you got either murex?
<1> I got it all
<2> that IS NOT MUREX
<2> I AM MUREX
<2> THAT IMPOSTER STOLE MY NICK
<1> what?
<0> who is who
<0> i'm confused
<1> I am Murex
<0> i just blew my mind
<1> I don't know who Wilfred is
<0> I am not jd, i am AxThrower
<1> I know I just got my prostate milked
<0> Murex just added a blowjob feature to his rape machine
<2> :(
<2> STOP IMPOSTERING ME



<1> yes I did
<0> wilfred you are an imposter
<2> I AM NOT
<1> I should ban Wilfred
<0> how do i know that
<2> THAT NAZICOCK FGT JPRES TOOK MY NICK
<0> Murex (~jpres@24-217-214-131.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com)
<0> ah hah!
<0> JPres
<1> hmm
<0> ah ha!
<1> hahah
<0> um
<1> teased you
<2> :(
<0> ok now i have no idea
<1> phew
<3> hello
<1> brb
<3> ok
<0> In my brain you are now Jack*** #1 and Jack*** #2
<0> so
<0> doesnt matter!
<0> hohoho
<1> yay
<1> i want to rape your ***
<4> Didn't we just cover that?
<1> no
<1> know this
<1> stargate sg1/atlantis are about to begin
<4> [20:06] < K4r3n> put it in me boot guv'ner!
<1> and i shall pvr them
<0> hahah
<0> guv'ner
<0> in me boot
<0> thats good stuff
<1> yeah!
<1> in me boot!
<4> I believe the taps here have run dry.
<4> A travesty!
<4> WHERE'S MY SOBERCAB?
<1> f@that!
<4> Must be stuck on aurora.
<4> Oooh, they're here.
<1> ???
<4> Ride literally *just* arrived.
<4> Time to go home, bbq, and drink more beer.
<1> enjoy
<1> my new shower pics will be online later
<1> MAKE MY FILES DOWNLOAD FASTER
<5> I was about to say that JPres does a pretty good Murex impersonation
<5> didn't see the switch back
<1> HEH
<1> i pulled the switcher
<1> switcheroo
<5> where I shall kill my body
<1> doh
<1> gym < *
<6> motif is a xwin graphic interface?



<1> lol?
<7> COCKS
<1> DONGS
<7> FECKOFF
<1> peeing on your shoes
<3> dude
<3> I could write a Murex bot over the weekend
<3> and r3n wouldn't know the dif
<3> f
<1> prove it
<1> say something i would say
<7> <1> o rly
<7> <1> lol
<7> <1> r u m or f??
<1> awesome!
<3> see?
<3> it's my felix/Murex bot
<1> no
<3> that's EXACTLY what felix would say if he were trying to say what Murex would say
<3> oh man
<3> I just got an idea for the GREATEST sitcom ever
<1> oh yeah?
<3> yes
<3> well
<3> I don't have an idea for subject matter yet
<1> prove it
<3> but it would be a comedy
<3> more, a 'style' maybe
<3> and I don't think it has ever been done b4
<3> actually, I half way got the idea an hour ago
<3> but I just thought of it again
<3> oh man
<3> this would be so kick ***
<3> I will blog about it when i get a precious
<1> you really getting a macbook?
<8> the fancy black one?!
<1> jpres is being politically correct
<3> I hope so
<3> I guess i will wait till the next mac party deal is over
<3> in case then release new ones
<3> they
<3> I need a new laptop anyway
<3> so why not a macbook
<3> unless this OSX on PC **** works
<8> no that's dumb
<8> get a macbook
<3> yea
<3> OSX on a non***y Thinkpad or something would be lame
<1> yes i have no love for OSX86
<1> friend of mine loaded that crap
<1> and he always asks me **** like "how do i copy and paste" i will say **** like "apple c apple v .. oh wait you dont have an apple key .. i guess youy cant"
<1> JPres: get a ***y macbook
<1> JPres: i love apple laptops
<1> i dont know why but they are jsut super ****ing ***y
<1> more ***y then my desktop
<1> but i do like the mad power of my desktop that my ibook doesnt have
<9> since it is now sysadmin day, I am celebrating by becoming a BOFH
<9> whose account should I delete
<1> CompHobby: any accounts listed in the sudoers file
<9> possibles: csisp eastein experimental ircd jbrodeur kastein kushan renserver rpcyan setiathome spike
<9> some of those are offlimits though
<1> :(
<1> delete setiathome and ircd
<1> and csisp
<9> ircd I probably should kill at this point
<9> since I'm not running it anymore
<1> CompHobby: wanna see my ***y pic?
<1> http://trepullins.net/stuff/100_2717.JPG
<1> totaly ***yness
<9> :O
<9> indeed
<1> CompHobby: can you make my files download faster?
<1> i am using the bittorrent protocol


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