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<0> h0 h0 h0
<1> and if i win, you have to chop off your cock
<0> you pay up..... or you are dust
<0> doesn't matter
<0> HOW CAN YOU WIN
<0> the BET has been placed
<0> we ain't got SIDE BETS
<2> oh ****
<0> my **** stays in place
<1> i will keep a random set of farmers in iowa on retainer to handle bet collection if i win
<1> so if i win, a farmer will come collect
<1> :D
<1> ok i need a snak
<1> but that requires work
<0> how about a bucketofbbqcocks?
<1> mmmm bbq cocks
<2> you got sum bbq?
<2> this is perfect
<2> you can even see how long they stay on the line
<0> whats that?
<0> hah cool
<0> gate2-r.volkswagen.de lookin at pr0n
<1> hahaha
<0> mad pr0pz to vw!
<2> ?
<1> TomTom admits Satnav device is infected with virus
<1> Not one, but two alerts in fact. The win32.Perlovga.A Trojan and TR/Drop.Small.qp were identified as being resident on the satnav hard drive, within the copy.exe and host.exe files.
<1> I BET THEY WONT GET AS MUCH BAD PRESS AS APPLE DID
<2> um
<2> .exe
<2> so tomtom is running windowsce or XPembed?
<1> of course
<1> what else would you expect to get your on your thousand dollar GPS unit?
<2> linux
<1> the only acceptable embeded OS for a professional unit is ce/xp
<1> linux is for children
<1> windows is a professionally developed system
<1> linux is developed by hippies
<1> duh
<1> am i wrong?
<2> no :(
<2> hell
<2> even Palm agrees with you
<1> i mean when i think professional .. http://tinyurl.com/zc3uy
<2> heh
<2> god
<2> they REALLY need to stop inviting that guy out of his house
<1> he has a house?
<2> well
<1> i mean i think i saw him on bum fights
<1> in a cameo roll
<2> whatever roof he bangs Telsa under.
<1> goddamn i had forgotten her name
<1> thanks for reminding me
<2> me too
<2> I had to google
<1> http://articles.mongueurs.net/comptes-rendus/oscon-eu-2005/alan_cox.jpg
<2> OMFG
<1> honestly how could you take him seriously
<2> she took her pics down
<1> he looks like a homeless crackhead
<2> Over the years, from 2000 or so, I saw more pictures crop up in referrer records. When, out of curiosity, I followed them, I was not entirely ecstatic at the links and context. Of those linking or framing pictures of me, nearly every reference has been a discussion about appearance and whether Linux hackers or ugly bitches can ever expect to get laid. I can't do a lot about what people say about me. But I strongly resent their ***umpt
<2> ion that I will pay for the bandwidth to promote these discussions.
<1> i am sure the linux community could donate him a ****ing haircut
<2> you know
<1> maybe even some new clothes
<2> I get the whole beard thing
<2> but my god
<2> http://www.linux-user.de/ausgabe/2000/12/051-sound/cox_kopf.png
<2> could he NOT have one side 6 inches longer than the other side?
<1> thats what i thought
<1> but thats not beard
<1> thats his hair entangled in the beard
<2> I see hair
<2> behind it
<2> but the beard still isn't symmetrical at all
<2> stop ****ing his **** murdrface
<2> err
<2> Murex
<1> i mean if you want your project to get the respect "it deserves" .. go to ****ing head start and get a ****ing $13 haircut
<1> then head over to TJ MAX and get some clothes that are at least a little less ****y then your current thrift store garb
<1> the bell labs/berkly homeless look went out in the 80's
<1> i'm no fashion queen, but i understand that no one is going to invest millions if they have to speak to that guy
<1> well they might .. just to make him go away
<1> maybe thats their marketing plan
<1> "look like ****, they will pay us to go away"
<2> heh
<2> I don't get why he wears the stupid red fedora
<2> unless redhat pays him now
<2> otherwise, they make a killing off his work
<1> dude
<1> they gave him mad cheddar
<2> they need to start paying him in soap
<1> and he spent it on .... **** if i know
<2> http://zeniv.linux.org.uk/~telsa/boom/
<1> how do you hide code from allen cox ... put it under a var of soap
<2> LOL
<2> heh
<2> so until september of last year
<1> (Alan has some very minor burns from flying laptop shrapnel and has lost a bit of hair ......
<2> he was using a 266Mhz laptop
<2> with crap '3rd party' batteries
<2> he needed to lose some hair
<1> i wonder if his beard went up like michael jacksons head in the pepsi commerical
<1> dude you dont need anything more then 266mhz
<1> there is no reason for anything else
<1> see once you cut out a useful gui, multimedia and anything fun
<1> 266 is just fine
<1> since it just sits there
<2> **** that
<2> the guy lives like a homeless person
<1> lives like ... from what i see .. he is.
<2> oh
<2> what
<2> the
<2> ****
<2> http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=telsa%20cox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
<1> lololololol
<2> I smell a ****ing rat
<2> 4 pics
<2> on the entire ****ing interwebs?
<2> google is obviously playing with the search results
<1> yeah she deleted them
<2> yea, from her site
<1> or whatever
<2> not from everyone else's
<1> well dude they werent anywhere else ,, she is too ****ing ugly to waste bandwidth on
<2> oh dude
<1> i honestly wouldnt **** her with a stolen ****
<2> http://www.lorry.org/Misc/20030909-oldpics/alan01.jpg
<2> look at that ****
<2> look at the ****ing fingernails
<1> does he have downs syndrome?
<1> holy **** dude he cant even afford some clippers
<2> he looks seriously ****ed up
<1> that dude is just a ****ing nasty person
<2> I had him pegged as a nail biter
<2> but I guess I was wrong
<1> all i can see in my head is the opening scenes of rambo first blood
<2> http://www.lorry.org/Misc/20030909-oldpics/alan-telsa02.jpg
<1> where they put the ****ing hose to him
<3> yo
<2> dude
<2> I see the problem
<1> JPres: when he closes his eyes they dont look any different then when they are open
<3> supposed i have a decent machine with a PVR card and svideo i wanted to turn into tv/home theatre appliance
<2> http://www.lorry.org/Misc/20030909-oldpics/telsa-helps-to-fill-it.jpg
<3> anyone have experience with windows MCE
<2> look at her trying to take a bath
<3> or some other solution ?
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