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<0> I have plans god damnit
<0> and I need at least $100M
<1> JPres: you aren't playing often enough
<2> otterr: well, not so much hazmat actually as say... 100 tons of molten iron in a bucket.
<3> arubin, or "midget horse cock"
<4> JPres: when you rule the world can i be in charge of beating prisoners and educating the young?
<0> I will be in charge of educating the young
<3> i can't recall the url of the fluid site. hence the search suggestion
<3> computational fluid dynamics or something
<4> JPres: don't you mean ****ing the young?
<3> emphasis on the or something
<0> the young girls who aren't ugly will watch 8 hours of porno per day
<1> I'm sure there is more than one site on such a topic...
<0> all the rest will be forced into hard labor
<4> yeah but the ugly people will need to work for you too
<4> let me teach them, as well as the cute intellectual boys
<0> *sigh*
<0> I guess
<4> yay!
<1> just give me 100 acres and $5 million and leave me alone
<4> can i wear my hot bondage outfit?
<5> http://music.bmj.net/lil_scrappy_-_get_some_crunk_in_your_system.mp3
<0> you can do whatever you want
<0> Murex and I will be busy
<0> working on my free energy device
<5> doh
<6> i refuse to listen to songs with the word "lol" or "crunk" in them
<1> man on man action
<6> lil*
<4> JPres: and ****ing the young girls
<0> of course
<4> lets make sure we make that clear
<4> arubin: seriously, i'd take that in a heartbeat
<1> which?
<1> the man on man action?
<3> <0> Murex and I will be busy
<4> the 5mil and land
<1> ah
<3> translated: "a2m"
<0> if I win the lotto
<0> Murex and I will retire
<0> and the rest of you will have ******ins on your ***es.
<1> what about your wife?
<4> you notice how he keeps going on about how he and murex will be doing these things
<0> she will still have to work
<4> yeah i was gonna say they just left us out in the cold
<4> :(
<3> r3n, you'll get to watch on your days off work
<0> If I won like $300M
<4> i don't think murex would make me work
<0> I probably would never tell my wife how much money we won
<4> otterr: **** that, i never just watch
<1> JPres: can she read?
<0> yea
<4> heh
<1> these things aren't kept secret
<0> that's a problem I guess
<0> her whole family would expect checks
<4> so would yours, i'd imagine
<0> I'd probably have to buy them all a vacation to a private island, and put them on a chartered aircraft that is several thousand hours overdue for maintenance
<4> and your friends from high school
<1> r3n: would you let Tre have *** with Jason everyday if Jason were to pay you and Tre $1 million per year?
<4> and that ex you ****ed in the ***
<0> you know
<0> if I got like $300M
<4> arubin: only if i could get a divorce, in which case i'd sue for my half of murex's "gift" from jpres
<0> I would probably set our immediate family up with 1M trusts each, and let them take the interest and never have access to the principle or some****
<0> my gift to Murex?
<0> maybe I misled you
<1> $1 million per year for ***
<4> well, you're talking about helping him retire
<4> thats going to take cash
<7> r3n: how do you split hepatitis c in half
<1> hah
<4> and since i'm half of murex, i want half of that "retirement"
<0> when I said 'retired' I really mean he would be working for me
<4> bah
<1> I was more interested in whether or not Karen still wanted Tre after he has homo***ual ***
<4> arubin: yeah i'd take it as long as i could have *** with all these hot college boys i keep seeing on campus
<4> so yeah i'd still love homo***ual murex
<3> even knowing that murex is someone else's cabana boy?
<7> i dont like homo***ual ***
<1> Murex: hush honey, the grownups are talking
<7> and i wouldnt **** jpres with a stolen ****
<4> hah
<3> of course not. you'd be the catcher!
<4> otterr: we love who we love, even if they turn out gay
<4> even if murex turned into Murexette
<3> now there's a visual i could have lived without
<4> muahah
<3> i've never seen a chick with sideburns like that
<7> s/sideburns/handle bars
<3> ooooh. you gonna grow a handlebar moustache?
<1> Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs in case that wasn't obvious
<8> I thought you wanted him to ride a steer
<1> well, he can do that afterwards
<1> equally arousing
<4> hahah
<1> not sure r3n will appreciate a steer in the house
<8> she does fine with Murex
<8> how much worse could it possibly be?
<9>
<3> a drunk murex isn't far from a bull in a china store
<1> why are we so fascinated with Murex?
<3> but the bull isn't as entertaining
<1> I think 75% of the discussion here is about Murex
<10> murex = drunken bull in china store?
<3> or dongs
<1> or Murex's dong
<7> why am i so popular
<3> sporq, http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/08/28/senate.harris.ap/index.html
<1> Murex: it is your emo personality
<7> fair enough
<1> otterr: I hated her before she became a senator
<1> err
<1> representative
<1> I guess she is just a candidate for senate
<11> hillary 2008!
<1> she was involved in the whole Florida mess in 2000
<1> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Harris#2000_US_presidential_election
<3> but you loved her in her 2000 election performace!
<0> what 2000 election performance?
<3> she was in charge of fl elections
<0> you mean the one where she told Al Gore that he would have to follow the law if he wanted a recount?
<3> the one that made people stupid and not understand how to vote
<10> Sudan man forced to marry goat http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=6664
<0> the law that says you have to have a certified election before you can request a recount?
<3> she gave you the hanging chad
<0> no she didn't
<3> is that like ahot karl?
<0> morons who can push a ****ing paperclip all the way through a piece of paper gave us that ****
<0> err
<0> morons who can't push a ****ing paperclip all the way through a piece of paper gave us that ****
<3> well, with her being ultimately responsible for that year's elections in fl, yes.
<3> heh
<1> she was involved in some questionable **** with removing felon ballots
<0> what is questionable about felon ballots?
<10> something tells me these barnyard animal humpers are more common than i thought.
<1> JPres: the way they were removed
<0> spawrq, I think it is very common
<0> I'd also bet that people ****ing their own kids is more common than anyone wants to admit
<10> could be
<1> but not as common as JPres would like
<3> <0> incest is disgusting. would you like me to tap that for you?
<7> JPres: you mean you wouldn't give your sister a rimmer?
<5> New 9/11 Exploitation Coin
<5> They've got a new one, and it sets the old one to shame in way of tackiness and disgusting exploitation.
<5> http://www.nationalcollectorsmint.com/category_landing.jsp?path=-1&id=4688&promotion=web-wtc&ext=y
<5> A pop-up coin. Put the towers up and knock 'em back down. Real cl***y.
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