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<0> ROFLLLLES
<1> lol!
<2> now my feelings are hurt
<1> you got kicked! lol!
<1> I AM LIKE UNKICKABLE
<2> i'll take a blowjob from her anyway
<1> turdle: make sure she hums a song on your balls
<0> bukkake
<1> turdle: maury needs to do some **** like "teen sluts on myspace"
<1> i'd take notes on that ****
<2> haha she's failing her lie detector tests
<2> she blows people in the stairwell at her apartment
<0> hot damn
<0> i need to know this chick when she's 16
<2> well maury is going to send her to bootcamp now and she's going to go all straight edge
<2> so it's too late for you
<1> oh man is the black mean dude going to yell at her?
<2> yeah
<1> i love him
<2> he's going to com e out all buff and point at them and be like YOU NEED TO RESPECT YOURSELF
<1> he makes vchildren cry
<1> YOU NEED TO BE PRODUCTIVE NOT DESTRUCTIVE
<1> AINT NUTTIN FUNNY
<1> DONT BE SMILIN AT ME
<2> yeah
<1> DISRESPECTIN YOUR MOMS AND MAURY AND ME LIKE THAT
<1> I'LL BREAK YOU DOWN RIGHT HERE ON TV
<1> that guy is great
<1> hrrrm
<1> i think i will watch maury tomorrow!
<3> once i CLEAN my bedroom
<3> i shall be ALLOWED to smoke a bowl
<3> than once i clean the liing room i shall bed ALLOWED to smoke a bowl
<3> and after i clean the kitchen i can smoke all i want
<3> its in the RULE BOOK
<2> "i aint doin' everything she thinks i am i'm just doin' some of it"
<2> i'm going to start beating off
<1> bahahaha
<1> i am PREPARING for my bday tomorrow
<1> DOWNLOADING some MOVIES to watch
<2> D West's here to help these overwhelmed moms with their wild, out of control teens!
<2> this is so funny
<1> omfg i love d west
<1> if i was an out of control teen i would go straight to him
<1> and he would yell at me until i was no longer out of control
<4> what?
<4> god damnit
<0> hi
<4> where were all these 15 yr old sluts when I lived in an apartment?
<2> i dunno man
<1> yeah no ****
<1> when i was in an apartment no one ever offered me a bj in the stairwell
<4> I didn't even have the god damn stairwell
<4> I got totally ****ed
<0> :03 -!- Topic for #freebsd: #FREEBSDHELP FOR HELP .. EVERYONE ELSE CAN DIE IN A ****ING FIRE
<4> GOD
<0> yes?
<4> CourtTV is BOOORING when COPS isn't on
<1> i want to rape each and every one of you
<0> why thankyou
<4> I'm sure he didn't mean you clark0r
<1> i did mean clark0r
<4> what?
<1> JPres: but i wouldn't rape you witha stolen ****
<4> are you correcting me?
<1> i am thinking its time for a tasty camel cigarette
<4> don't make me warm up the PIMP hand
<1> oh psssh whatever
<4> I tried to mail you a birthday present
<1> huh?
<4> but george bush stopped me
<1> hah
<1> u r dum lolololol!!!!!!111111
<4> they said it was illegal to mail alcohol
<4> I just had a bowl
<1> of oatmeal
<4> close
<4> it was Honey Bunches of Oats
<4> but it is now causing the percocets to be digested
<5> what a nice way to start the day
<4> Marlboro time
<5> cereal and prescription drugs
<3> i have CLEANED my room
<6> granola and bacon
<4> Marlboro time was a rousing success
<4> I went from Gimp to non Gimp while I was out there.
<1> how so?
<4> the percs kicked in
<4> so I hobbled out, and walked back
<6> Kaiser Soze!!
<1> you shoud just get a wheel chair
<4> heh
<4> yea
<1> like alittle rascle
<4> that would **** me over
<4> I want one of those wheel chairs that can climb stairs
<4> ****
<1> yes
<4> that just reminded me of a dream I had monday morning :(
<1> was it the one where i raped you over and over?
<1> because that wasnt a dream
<1> i put ghb in your food
<0> Desktop Support, Portsmouth Rate: - per hour
<0> THERE IS A GOD1
<1> o rly?
<4> sowie
<4> I got a phone call from the GMC dealership
<4> but anyway
<4> that gave me some de ja vu
<4> I had this dream that I was in like a war torn city of the future
<4> and there was a riot
<4> but everyone was rioting on segways
<4> and crashing into each other
<0> ph is like 32k after tax
<4> and then people would pick up their segway, and swing them around and hit other people over the head with them.
<0> 58,165.84 USD
<1> clark0r: oi! click ye start 'em button, then oi! reboot oi!
<1> have a fry up mate!
<1> i say go for the job, thats great monies
<4> yea
<4> a fry feed
<4> god ozzies are stupid
<0> Murex: i'm applying
<0> even 17 ph is k a year
<1> JPres: i agree, nothing should ever be refered to as a "feed"
<1> bored
<4> yea
<4> I am still shuffling datas around so I can back up this POS
<0> k, job applied for
<1> the job is yours
<1> *OBEY*
<4> clark0r, if I were you
<4> I would go ahead and show up for work in the morning
<4> Murex has worked his magic
<4> if you need to move to portsmouth, I would go ahead and do that as well
<4> no need to call them and confirm
<1> yeah **** is taken care of
<4> my fishes are looking at me
<1> hrrm wtf
<1> her computer like drops connections more then i think it should
<3> my desk is all CLEAN
<3> its amazing
<2> i have parallels on my mac
<1> turdle: what dat is?
<2> it's like vmware but it only runs on the intel macs and it uses the hardware virtualization on he core duos
<1> sweeet0r
<1> i shall goheat up my lunchies
<2> it offically supports freebsd, linux, solaris x86, and windows xp
<1> does it support os/2 warp?
<2> i don't know
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