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<0> USE ME AS YOUR BITCHBOT PLZ
<1> I think I'm getting drunk
<0> i think i am going to setup my home network like CTU's .. i will buy a ****load of cisco's and subnet 192.168.1.0 into like 75 /31's
<2> your thinggy broke
<0> o rly?
<2> yeah the picture isn't moving :-(
<2> there it goes
<0> cam came unplugged
<0> a little
<0> turtle-: srsly should i make like 75 subnets?
<2> yes
<0> it would be more secure
<0> i will use a different version of IOS on each router
<0> thats like better then a firewall
<2> then you can firewalls everything off and make people ask for you to open ****!
<0> hrrm you are right
<0> k4r3n could be all like OPEN A SOCKET SO I CAN IRC!!!
<0> and i will be all sweaty
<2> yeah then you can run in the other room to the master hacker box and open it!
<1> no socket for you
<0> and i'll be all like I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
<0> THERE ARE TOO MANY SUBNETS TO TRAVERSE AND THE FIREWALL IS DOUBLE REVERSE TYRONE ENCRYPTED
<2> hell yeah dude
<3> omg tyrone encryptionz :(
<2> yeah!
<0> i should totally make some **** like that, DRTE
<0> **** PGP .. DRTE > *
<0> so like, we can get out encrypted chat on via the DRTE wrapped socket subnet
<2> yeah man that sounds hardcore
<0> turtle-: i have your IP
<2> o ****!
<0> PREPARE TO BE OWNNED
<2> k
<4> hmm
<2> it's PRESARIO-415F23F
<0> oh ****
<0> that was the presidents udp ether ip
<2> o **** dude you're going to be in trouble
<0> i am so ****ed :(
<2> i still have a little bit of that dogfood taco left
<0> mmmmmm
<2> that's good dogfood taco
<0> i had a little tropical tobacco when i went to pee
<2> o no!
<0> i want a dog food taco
<2> no way these ****
<2> i feel horrible now
<0> :(
<0> i hope your lip rings dont get infected with dog food rot
<2> me too
<2> they've been out for weeks so it kind of hurt
<0> you know i bet those ensure you never have to meet any customers face to face
<2> no i take them out
<2> i have to face to face see people all the time :-(
<0> i want to get something new pierced
<2> your taint!
<0> i wonder if i could get away with a labret
<2> get a ring just under your buttcrack
<2> yeah get one under your buttcrack
<2> B00BS
<2> dude you can do that silence of the lambs ****
<2> PUT THE ****ING LOTION IN THE BASKET
<0> i'll put my butt up your ****
<2> no way
<0> yeapper
<2> we should do that thing like in that video with that horse
<2> that looked fun
<0> ok!
<0> i'll film
<2> no way
<0> ur teh star
<0> also, this is the best nick ever
<0> i think i will keep it
<2> this law and order ****s
<2> i should watch whatever is on lifetime
<2> they have good ****
<0> are they hacking the encrypted ether ip through the double reverse tyrone encrypted firewall?
<0> omfg
<0> that guy ****s little boys
<0> i've seen him on yahoo chat
<0> he was all like PRESS 123 FOR HOT CHURCH *** CHAT
<2> he says
<2> "i can't"
<2> that's where the recovery starts!
<0> recovery from what
<2> sin
<2> duh
<0> socket withdrawl?
<0> THE SOCKETS ARE CACHED
<0> MOTHER****ER
<1> socket ***
<0> deadnow: you shut your ****ing mouth right now
<1> or you'll **** my sockets?
<0> before i fist **** it
<1> oh man
<1> anal fist ****ing
<1> that is so raw
<2> this is a good story
<2> about this guys daughter she hit her head
<2> her spinal fluid leaked out of her skull or something
<2> i think they're going to pray her better
<0> i can still touch my nose
<0> i am not drunk yet
<0> deadnow: do you like my new nick?
<1> I was going to be drunk but Tostitos saved me
<1> Murex, that is so,
<1> so
<0> turtle-: should i get myspace mobile on my cellphone?
<2> no
<2> myspace is stupid
<0> y not?
<0> o
<2> **** all that ****
<0> i use myspace :(
<0> it allows me to digitally interface with friends, old roommates, highschool buddies, find exciting new music and keep up to date with all the new movies!!!!
<0> i just click over and over again for like 13 hours and use the search thing that doesnt work
<5> if you weren't opped I would ban you
<0> GmJ: why is that
<5> for sounding like a myspace commercial
<0> how about i open a socket on your terminal and send you a backdoor worm
<5> I haven't banned someone in here in like a year
<5> and I opped up just to ban you
<1> oh please don't
<0> ban away, i got spare sockets
<2> SPARE SOCKS
<0> i will just come in from the backup router
<0> and drop my hostile code
<2> word
<0> you think you can win this ....
<2> oh **** murder **** on court tv
<0> BITCH I GOT SOCKETS FROM HEAD TO TOE
<5> if you put that to music and have 75 cents you could get a soda
<1> ok, now how do I get a podcast onto my kids ipod video?
<0> deadnow: click subscribe
<0> click update ipod
<0> wait
<0> done
<1> does that cost money?
<0> does it say it does?
<2> jerry bobbit!
<0> i've never paid for a podcast
<2> he's killing ****ers
<0> mainly because there havent been any worth a ****
<2> the search for jerry bobbit after the commercial break
<0> i tried all of them
<1> are they all on itunes?
<0> no?
<0> there are as many stupid *** podcasts as there are myspace sluts
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