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<0> well, a work day
<1> JPres: I gave him a discount rate!
<0> this beer is decent, but nothing special
<0> Trader Joe's Vintage Ale, 9% ABV
<1> JPres: besides, anybody knows you can't run a contemporary OS on a 386SX
<0> tell that to my employer
<0> that is what they force me to work on =(
<1> I've got that beat
<1> 15" monitor
<0> I have a really ****ty 17" monitor
<0> it is destroying my eyes
<1> yep
<0> at least at home I can stare at my 20" Apple LCD
<1> I've got better **** at home than a major defense contractor
<0> that seems typical
<0> I always seem to have better hardware at home



<0> and it's not as if I spend more really
<1> I offered to bring my **** to work
<1> just to save my eyes
<0> how much longer is your contract?
<1> they said i'd have to bring one for everyone
<1> i'm here for a while i think
<0> that's bull****
<0> why should they prevent you from taking preventative health measures?
<1> hehe, they were running everything out of off chip memory, i found it the first day
<1> WHY does it take 100 microseconds to do this? It's a >1GHz processor!
<1> "It's always been like that"
<1> *SMACK*
<1> "OW MAN"
<1> Ok, now it takes 5 nsecs like it should
<1> NEXT
<0> how dare you make your coworkers look bad
<1> oh **** it
<1> this is science, it's not personal
<1> well, it's science
<0> I'm tired of working with the bottom of the barrel...
<1> I recommend just ruining your mind on PCP
<0> PCP?
<1> You'll be happier and won't remember anything
<0> oh, the drug
<1> right
<0> I'm fighting my mind with alcohol
<1> PCP fries brain cells more effectively
<1> it attacks the hippocampus and burns little holes in it
<0> what ever happened with your son?
<1> he's in atlanta
<0> I meant the child support issue specifically
<1> oh, they dropped it
<1> since he's 26 and all
<1> They tried to collect up to 25
<1> And I got a lawyer to send them threatening letters
<1> it went *poof*
<2> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNBZzX8OWrc
<2> that's horrible how you denied your own blood just to get out of paying child support.
<1> JPres: I had custody of the time they were trying to collect you squirrel
<2> oh
<1> OH
<1> APOLOGIZE
<2> I thought you were paying child support for some kid who blood tests proved wasn't yours or something.
<1> I raised a kid that wasn't mine
<1> But people do that all the time
<1> no problem
<1> It's when they tried to double dip my *** I got pissed
<1> They sent me a bill for $38,000
<3> holy crap
<1> yeah, and he was 24
<3> why would they think someone would be entitled to child support beyond age 18
<1> And they still had the clock running
<1> Lawyers
<0> actually
<1> He came to live with me full time when he was 13
<0> if a child goes to school I think child support may continue in some cases
<2> yes
<3> you should send them a bill for all the child support you paid for a kid that wasn't even yours.
<1> Number-6: Family court is a funny thang
<3> yeah i know.
<3> we've talked about this before



<1> yeah
<3> it's still really ****ed up.
<0> http://www.amazon.com/River-Gods-Ian-McDonald/dp/1591024366/
<0> that book sounds damn interesting
<3> IMO you should be off the hook if the kid isn't biologically yours.
<0> well
<1> i agree
<1> let the slut mom pay for her own mistakes
<3> it ****s and all for the kid, but frankly that's the mother's problem
<1> it's not like every mother is barbara cleaver
<0> I imagine one develops attachment to a child after a while
<1> sure
<2> JUNE Cleaver
<1> OK OK
<1> JUNE
<2> played by Barbara Billingsly
<0> but clearly the state was trying to **** you over in this case
<0> hah
<2> you dumb ***
<0> JPres: why do you know this?
<1> June Billingsly
<1> ****ER
<2> because I have Barbara Billingsly porn
<1> ewww
<3> gross
<1> she wasn't even hot back then!
<3> what makes me mad
<2> heh
<1> last time i saw her she was an old bag rappin on an airplane
<3> is that the kid's mother gets off scot free
<2> early base jumping http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_lKXfTrZXU
<3> even though she perpetrated a fraud
<0> JPres has Dakota Fanning porn too
<1> Number-6: yep
<3> that should be criminal on her part
<1> they should go to jail
<3> she should be in prison
<2> yea, there should be severe punishments for people who attempt to use the courts to commit fraud
<3> fortunately this is a problem i'll never have to deal with.
<1> since the consequences on the victim are so harsh
<3> though i have great empathy for people who do
<1> you have the weight of the state behind the perpetration of fraud
<3> i would hate to be in that position.
<1> well, i managed to squirm through it
<1> it's over
<2> I have vintage video of eddie haskell giving mrs cleaver a hot carl
<3> IMO that's a bit of common law that was obsoleted by DNA testing.
<3> it used tobe the case that you couldn't know for sure
<2> right in front of the beaver
<3> and now you can
<1> yep
<0> jhicks: was the mother the one who started the entire mess?
<1> yes
<1> she sold fake paper to some lawyers
<3> the laws need tobe updated to reflect the capabilities of technology.
<0> give her info to Axthrower
<0> he will take care of it
<1> i'm over it
<0> the law needs to be reduced
<0> our government does not solve problems
<2> jhicks, no you aren't
<0> it just creates more
<0> people need to get this through their heads
<3> women who pull that **** need to go to prison.
<2> spend another 15K with me to put all of this behind you.
<1> JPres: I'd rather eat dirt
<0> Axthrower will do it for a tank of gas and a case of beer
<2> well I can't do it for dirt.
<1> I'm a pacifist
<3> i'm fat
<2> 6, I noticed
<2> I wasn't going to say anything
<3> :(
<1> sit ups


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