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<0> I'm thinking of turning to Jesus
<1> deadnow: jesus wont do anything for you.
<0> Jerry Fallwel says yer wrong
<1> believe in something better than a 2000-year-old zombie
<1> also: god hates amputees.
<0> he's got some chinese real esate guy selling his program
<1> hah
<0> I mean, who am I to believe?
<0> you or Jackie Chan's Realty?
<0> the guy has yachts and cars and ****
<0> ****ing google
<0> I love it
<0> Did you mean: joo mammas *****
<0> Your search - joo mammas***** - did not match any documents.
<0> disgusting
<2> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQgNvDH-FyE



<0> key stuck?
<2> no
<2> why do you ask?
<0> oh, it's one of those videos where I have to login
<0> what's your user name and p***?
<0> I forgot mine
<2> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CaCSPhXZwU
<2> even ****ing better
<3> OH GROSS!
<3> some people need to invest in a little soap and water.
<3> I am going to go invest in some Rally's
<3> brb
<2> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WoV6eZ5Plk
<2> my ****ing GOD
<2> this one is the best
<4> sif invest in soap and water, when you can post a video to youtube demonstrating how much of a moron you are
<5> anyone know whats up with this
<5> Jan 26 19:46:38 shadow named[13410]: starting BIND 9.3.2 -u named -t /chroot/named -c /etc/namedb/named.conf -t /var/named -u bind
<5> Jan 26 19:46:38 shadow named[13410]: none:0: open: /etc/namedb/named.conf: file not found
<5> Jan 26 19:46:38 shadow named[13410]: loading configuration: file not found
<5> Jan 26 19:46:38 shadow named[13410]: exiting (due to fatal error)
<5> when the actual config is there =/
<6> permissions ****ed?
<7> Personally, I blame jkh.
<8> it is all his fault.
<7> indeed
<9> him and his cats
<7> The only thing left to be resolved is how society will make him pay for his sins.
<9> lock him in his house until his cats run out of foood
<7> he does that anyway
<7> he's a "cat lady"
<9> I meant until they get so hungry that they eat him
<7> they're too smart for that
<7> besides, with 653 cats they can feed on each other indefinitely
<7> (inbred cats)
<7> crap, i guess he really isn't online
<9> maybe jkh is really just a highly intelligent cat
<9> have you ever actually seen jkh in person?
<7> uh
<7> yes
<9> oh
<9> well there goes that theory
<7> he's not even catlike
<9> wait
<9> did you check for a tail?
<7> yes
<7> no tail
<9> well, my life's work is finished now
<9> thanks a lot
<9> you have disproven my thesis
<7> don't mention it
<7> i do that frequently
<9> I will move on to my next thesis
<9> "Number-6 is really straight."
<7> BZZZT
<9> have you ever seen him **** a penis?
<9> or place his penis in the anus of another man?
<7> no



<9> well then
<11> uhm. arubin. Number-6 and straight shouldn't be in the same paragraph
<9> oh, you all scoff now
<7> Hi Melody
<9> but wait until my research is complete
<11> hey jhicks
<11> I'm annoyed. I can't find the manual for this anywhere online
<11> I'm going to actually have to boot parallels so I can extra the manual off the CD
<7> Um, it's just leather wrapped around some steel
<7> and you whap people with it
<7> oh, different kinda blackjack
<9> jhicks: http://www.myspace.com/rodrigoygabriela
<9> pair of Mexican cl***ical guitarists
<7> I never follow links from here arubin
<7> sorry, it's policy.
<9> your loss
<7> it's a goatse mirror, isn't it.
<9> search for Rodrigo Y Gabriela
<7> don't lie
<11> jhicks, yes, the phone :p
<7> _Melody_: you can still whap people with it
<9> they do an interesting cover of Orion and Stairway to Heaven, but their original stuff is great
<12> Hi, im having a problem booting FreeBSD once I remove the video card from my computer
<11> true
<9> tempone: http://www.myspace.com/rodrigoygabriela
<11> but I'd rather use my cane to whack people
<7> tempone: paypal me $100 and I'll help
<11> it hurts more
<12> I put "set tty com0" & i also tried com1
<7> tempone: ahem, i said $100
<7> you've already wasted more that that much time!
<12> jhicks: give me your address so i can come over there beat the living **** out of ur pimple faced ***
<9> hah
<7> tempone: 77 River Road, Clifton NJ
<7> hurry up
<3> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Rf42zNl9U
<12> keep ur and ur moms pants on, or moomoo
<7> tempone: nasty little rodent aren't you
<12> and you need to shut the **** up
<7> hehe
<7> Do I really?
<7> Fat chance.
<7> You'll get no help here.
<3> I used to have a really cool set of blackjacks
<9> tempone: YOU need to read the topic
<3> they were called 'riot gloves'
<7> arubin: he can't read
<12> arubin: its been awhile, since i've been on this channel or on freebsd
<12> my mistake
<3> had about 10oz of lead shot sewn into the knuckles
<7> tempone: good, leave now
<12> but no need for a smart***
<9> yes, you have made a grave mistake
<9> soon you will be dead
<7> let the door hit your *** on the way out
<12> jhicks: go back to ur wife or sister
<3> jhicks!
<7> Hey JP
<7> tempone: it must hurt going through winters without any skin
<3> did you remember to drink your Metamucil this morning?
<7> JPres: bran muffins
<9> winter ****s
<7> hehe
<9> I was enjoying winter
<7> arubin: man, i walked to work this morning
<9> before it got cold
<9> if I walked to work it would take a day
<7> It was like -7 wind chill
<3> why can't you guys be nicer to people?
<9> well, a work day


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