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<0> k4r3n- can't you beat murex?
<1> i could but it takes so much effort
<0> hmm
<1> i prefer reading my books
<2> :(
<2> girls cant beat me up
<2> i will win
<2> i am tough
<0> o rly
<2> yeap
<2> i will punch them in the ***hole
<2> or the boobs
<0> some of them might like that
<2> or just go tell them to make me sammach
<0> o rly
<2> and they will *OBEY*
<0> tell k4r3n to go make you a sammich
<2> K4r3n: go make me a sammich
<1> **** off and die
<2> :(
<3> haha
<3> you just got put in your place by a girl
<2> JPres: can you do any better?
<0> pwnd!
<3> yes
<2> right
<1> jpres: its hard to prove though, its not like your wife is on here to agree with your story
<3> my wife does what she is told
<1> can't be proven
<4> nice
<4> his wife must be asian
<0> that's why jpres is on irc all the time.
<0> his wife is busy telling him "no"
<1> pfft, from what i remember she's the one that yells at him when he puts a dirty dish in the sink instead of the dishwasher
<4> um
<3> :(
<3> I hate all of you
<0> that sound more like it.
<1> heh
<0> jpres- and we hate you
<1> oh don't worry Jpres, i yell at murex for loading the dishwasher wrong
<3> good
<0> well come on
<1> men will never be able to win, its always something
<0> how ****ing hard is it to load a dishwasher?
<1> i am actually picky about how i load my dishwasher
<1> there's the easy way or the optimized way where you can get as much in as possible and still not have gunk on the plates after its done
<3> blah blah blah
<1> its a damned science!
<5> i just buy new dishs
<2> if there is gunk all i do is scrape it off with one of the dirty knives
<2> then wipe it on my shirt
<2> call it clean
<5> and throw the old ones away when rinsing them under the sink doesnt make it clean
<2> done deal
<1> ax: i pretty much did that as well as just buy new clothes when i was single
<6> mario is on emeril
<1> **** the washing ****
<5> K4r3n i wont use paper/plastic plates though
<5> i juts buy cheep stuff
<5> rinse it until it doesnt come clean
<5> than throw it away
<2> i poop on plates
<5> it gives the food a good flavor
<2> and put them outside for cats to eat
<0> o
<3> my dog is trained to do dishes
<1> yeah, if i spilled something on a sweater and it took real effort to get it out i'd just buy a new sweater
<0> i burned some microwave popcorn today
<1> i had lots of fun clothes when i did that
<0> that **** STINKS
<1> ugh
<3> she doesn't stop licking till everything is gone
<1> sporq: bowl of vinegar in the nuker will remove the smell
<0> eh
<1> (do not actually turn on the microwave.)
<0> it aired out quickly
<5> jpres: thats the peanutbutter on your wang not the plates....
<1> oh
<1> when i burn it it stays around for a few hours
<1> bleh
<0> not like i left it in there for 30 minutes
<3> Axthrower, that was for training purposes
<5> ah
<5> my dog will carry plates/gl***es from the basement to her bed in the kitchebn
<5> its actually kinda nice
<0> dogs are good at pre-washing the dishes
<5> so i can leave the dishs all over the basement
<5> and than not have to deal with listening to "STOP LEAVING DISHS IN THE BASEMENT"
<0> being a steer would ****.
<1> i trained my cat to pee on murex's clothes when he's not looking
<2> :(
<0> HAHAHAHAHA
<2> i got sent home from work once because i smelled like cat pee :(
<3> you should train the cat to pee in his face while he sleeps
<2> he did thart
<2> once
<2> :(
<0> jpres- or poop in his mouth
<1> he did not
<1> you just happened to be on the sleeping bag he likes
<1> anything that touches that bag seems to get the disease
<2> HE PISSED ON THE BLANKET I WAS SLEEPING UNDER
<0> HAHAHAHAHA
<0> marking his bitch
<0> murex is r3ns cats bitch
<2> :(
<2> f@*+cat
<0> hehe
<1> well, he was the only man in the house for a long time and then i moved in with murex
<0> manly cat
<0> putting murex in his place
<1> its only natural he didn't take to murex like i would hope
<1> then we got him declawed, and he was already fixed
<0> that's a stitch
<1> the poor kitty has no way to fight back
<0> uh oh
<0> when you declaw them, they sometimes start pissing on stuff.
<1> so he started peeing
<2> he pissed on stuff before declawing
<1> and he pees on my clothes sometimes too :(
<2> nothing has changed
<1> if he gets upset, he pees on something
<0> do you leave clothes just lying around?
<2> yes
<1> murex does, i try not to
<0> well, that's his way of saying clean the **** up.
<1> yup
<1> the main problem is with the clothes on the floor of his office :P
<0> heh
<2> i kill
<2> all those
<2> who
<2> oppose me
<2> stand with me and live
<2> stand with mine enemy
<2> and the rivers will run red with your blood
<1> but not before you mow the lawn.
<2> year dear :(
<6> outdoor/garage cats are better
<5> i need an alley filled with cats to shoot at night when they make noise
<7> flashbang
<2> gas can
<2> on fire
<0> http://www.myspace.com/sporq
<0> some ****face is using my name.
<2> liar
<8> am not
<8> oh.
<8> ]=
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