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<0> and some chips
<0> with that white cheese dip
<1> you want some rice cakes
<1> and you will like them damnit
<0> no i dont
<0> i want meat and cheese and rice
<0> and chips
<2> ****
<0> and dip
<2> i want a goddamn burrito
<2> and a taco
<0> and sour cream
<2> maybe if i roll around on the floor and moan and scream she'll get here faster
<0> turtle_: good diea
<0> idea
<3> turtle_, do it
<3> im going to go poop and then get to work with vice city
<2> for reals
<0> i am going to eat my sammach
<4> don't choke on it and die
<0> ham and turkey with cheese product and letteuce and mayo on wheat
<4> that would be terrible
<0> oh god
<0> i am chjhoking
<0> i cant breath
<0> tell karen i lvoe her
<0> asdlj;falskff af
<0> joprewbvrgv cxccccccccccccccvvvvvvvS
<4> YAY
<2> yay she called
<2> with food
<2> she is on her way
<2> woot
<0> blartgh couch
<0> I AM ALIVE
<2> i knew if i rolled around and kicked my legs and made noise she'd come faster
<0> turtle_: you mean you called her cellphone and cried like a little bitch
<2> no
<2> she called me
<0> and then you cried like a little bitch
<4> why am I being hacked
<2> well yeah
<2> i was like
<2> whining and stuff
<2> i am going to eat mexican food now
<0> yay
<2> YEAH HOMIE WHAT WHAT
<0> hopefully you wont get ecoli
<0> i dont want you to **** your intestines out
<4> wtf
<4> I thought you choked to death
<0> i was brought back to life at the very brink
<4> r3n and I had plans damnit
<0> by the hindlick maneuver
<4> now they have to be scraped
<4> I'm going to bed
<0> :(
<0> y u go bed so early
<4> I will lie there
<4> naked
<4> with a hard on
<4> till the wife climbs on top of me
<4> I'm just tired
<4> I need a nap
<0> JPres: give her a rimjob
<4> I'm sure I'll be back later
<4> ok
<4> I will have her give me a rimmer
<0> ok
<0> go do it
<4> OK!
<4> I WILL
<4> BBL
<0> (plz dont come back/i hope you die)
<0> the () means i whispered that and he cant hear it
<4> If you are still up when I awaken, I will see you then ePal
<0> JPres: yay!
<0> i will be up
<5> la de ****ing da, muthafsckers
<5> bitchez alla you
<5> asym dude where thee hell are you already???!@!@!!!@#@!?
<5> crikey!@!
<6> yay
<6> I think I may have solved my desire to remain on 1.5mbit, and even after my current isp has put up prices manage to change to another and get more download...
<7> holy crap
<7> i think i'm on a tor circuit that's looping the planet seven or eight times
<7> privacy and anonymity aren't so spiffy when you're back to 14.4k
<6> found a mob that do 20gb download and between 10pm and 7am is unlimited... which is a very reasonable deal, I don't mind leeching in offpeak
<6> I have 20gb download at the moment
<8> offpeak is always the best
<0> i download 24x7
<0> for $45/m
<0> 6mbit
<0> neaner
<8> I get 30mbit downloads between around 3AM and 7AM
<6> but that plan is the same price I'm paying now, my current isp want me to pay $10 more
<0> your aussie internet ****s
<6> I can get 512/128 unlimited for $40/mo
<6> but I'd rather stay on 1536/256
<0> criten: how is the chickie?
<0> is she still your mate?
<6> s'okay
<6> she went to her parents today
<6> I can't be arsed, trying to find a replacement isp instead :P
<0> has she given you a rusty trombone yet :)
<2> pooping
<9> form1 all filled out
<10> probation?
<9> "application to make and register a firearm"
<0> o
<9> i was all FINGERPRINTED up this afternoon
<0> i want to make and register a few dozen hand grenades
<10> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
<0> yeah!
<9> murex: you dont need to register them unless you use them on peoples
<0> well yeah whatelse would i do with them?
<9> blowing up stumps
<6> Murex, you're right though, broadband in au is ****
<0> criten: i wish it wasnt
<10> i just can't believe a government agency would allow you to use/possess an explosive device
<0> Otterr: hell yes they should
<0> i want grenades
<6> its a shame, internode have really appealing adsl2 offerings upto 24mbit and have tonns of transfer, but the distance of my phone line I don't see anybody offering adsl2 anytime soon
<6> internode are a rather small company, and apparently pay in the range of $50k to setup an exchange with adsl2
<10> murex, i was referring to ax
<9> otterr im doing the form1 to SBR a rifle
<6> their adsl1 offerings on the telstra network aren't as good
<10> sbr?
<6> and for some stupid reason, telstra don't want to give anyone anything faster than 1.5mbit
<9> short barrel rifle
<10> oh
<10> like that 308 pistol?
<9> and than ill be filling out a form4 for silencer by the end of the month
<10> wtf?
<10> i thought those were illegal
<9> otterr: yes that one.. the one that wouldnt have the stock on it allready..
<9> silecners are legal
<9> a few states make them illegal
<9> but federally they are A OK!
<10> siilencer or suppressor?
<10> hmm ok
<9> well nothing is a "silencer" they are all suppressors
<10> i can't even get my ****ing drivers license transferred and you're getting silenced handguns/rifles
<10> jeeeeeeeez
<9> 2 fingerprint cards, citizenship form, atf form 1, $200 check
<9> stop by and see the CLEO tomorrow and hopefully get him to sign off on stuff
<10> i can't get those god damned yankees to find my birth cert and send me a copy so i can become a legal resident of this state
<9> lawls
<10> now i know why i was raised in the south. my dad didn't want me becoming one of them
<9> why dont YOU have copy of it
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