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<0> best
<1> haha
<1> you **** at life. game over.
<2> that's what some of those guys on the kursk did.
<1> kursk?
<1> sub?
<2> yeah
<1> ah
<3> GAME OVER DUDE
<0> yeah they **** at life too
<2> that's gotta ****.
<2> knowing you're gonna die.
<4> i <3 u is the sign of the beast
<0> game over
<1> nico, you do a great "chet" impression
<2> and just waiting around for it
<0> sporq: thats why you program a torpedo to go to the surface and tie it to your leg
<0> ZOOOOOM
<2> they couldn't.
<0> SAFE!
<2> the torpedo tubes were all destroyed.
<5> why is the whole internet anti-busy
<5> bush*
<6> anyone have clips/avi/mpg/divx/whatever of Sprockets (the old SNL skit featuring Dieter) ?
<2> clarkee- its a free-speech zone.
<1> clarkee, why can't you give slightly les than a rat's ***?
<1> s/les/less
<3> Otterr, eh?
<3> chet?
<1> chet was the guy in weird science that mde that quote famous
<1> aka bill paxton
<3> nice!
<1> remember the older brother?
<1> hmmm
<0> couldnt my ***, they didn try hard enough
<1> more troops being sent to baghdad
<1> teh ****
<3> http://microblog.routed.net/2006/07/25/free-ebooks-until-4th-august/
<0> `nico: :(
<0> i can't read ebooks :(
<3> why not?
<3> most of them are pdf
<0> because like reading stuff on the computer is hard
<0> even more hard then reading the print version
<3> print them out at work
<0> i dont even read the print books i have now
<0> adding to the pile wont help
<3> use them as toiler paper and read a few pages a day
<0> printer paper would ****
<0> to wipe *** with
<0> i need the nice soft expensive stuff
<0> i have a tender poo chute.
<3> i once saw a porn called "squirt my gape"
<3> i think like squirt my gape 3 or something
<3> im sure they could use the printer paper at that point
<0> holy jesus
<0> i am sure they could!
<7> hi
<7> these girls raped some dude on law and order
<7> haha these girls cuffed him to the bed and banged him
<7> now he's like omfg i was raped
<0> i thought that was called good ***, not rape
<7> mmm
<7> mr.wong is examining him now
<0> b.d wong!
<7> this is so lame
<7> i can't believe they made an episode this dumb
<7> he's crying as he like recalls the story
<0> dude i was matching x-files at 5am this morning
<0> and Munch was on an episode
<0> he was ... a cop!
<7> woah
<0> i know man, really break out role for him
<7> yeah well
<7> he has a lot of acting range
<0> cop on xfiles, cop on law& order, cop on law & order: svu ..
<7> this episode is too stupid to watch
<2> http://tinyurl.com/fsq79
<0> turtle_: you should stare your gf's tits instead
<7> i would but she's not here
<0> iChat
<0> duh
<0> lololol
<0> tell her to just do whatever it is she is doing, but naked.
<0> on cam.
<0> unless its pooping
<0> or involves tampons
<7> yeah
<7> poop cam is hot
<7> i wish we could get the isight in the toilet bowl like that
<3> yeah, that took some engineering
<3> to drill the hole and place the cam
<7> i want fooding
<0> turtle_: there is a "spy shop" here that sells water proof wireless mini-cams for "security purposes"
<7> woah
<7> cool
<7> i can make a video of me pooping
<7> and put it on the internet
<0> yes
<0> they even have wide angel lenses for maximum coverage
<7> woah
<7> POOPY CAM
<0> you could get your whole butthole in the frame!
<7> i want mexican food
<0> i want a mexican
<8> I just had a 12 bucket
<0> mmm 12 buket
<8> ya
<8> Murex!
<0> i am about to eat my ham and turkey sammach
<8> hello
<0> jpres0r
<8> did you get your prostate milked yet?
<0> no
<8> I had my wife milk mine for me last night
<8> with her tongue
<8> why not dude?
<7> what's a 12 bucket?
<0> because that is gross
<8> it's a bucket
<0> turtle_: KFC
<7> oh
<8> with 12 pieces of fried chicken in it
<7> our kcf ****s so i don't eat there
<8> and 3 large sides
<7> sounds yum
<8> and 6 biscuits
<8> and it'
<8> s not gross Murex
<7> my girlfriend is bringing me mexican food sometime in the near future
<8> it will help you sleep
<0> turtle_: tell her to walk around naked while you eat mexican
<7> i will
<7> i'l be like
<7> we should eat it off our butts
<0> yeah!
<0> and put some special sour cream on hers
<7> yeah
<0> wrap a burrito around your wang
<0> for her to eat
<7> i'm starving i hope it's soon
<0> i hope she forgets
<8> as do I
<7> that's it
<7> now you've really hurt my feelings
<3> TTS
<3> (Time To ****)
<7> **** i want a burrito
<0> i want a quesadilla
<0> and some chips
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