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<0> send pics
<1> 11 y/o's are getting ready for puberty
<1> they're mean
<1> they're a picture of what women become
<0> a 2" belt calms em down.
<1> they call the police
<1> you get arrested
<0> it always calmed me down anyway
<1> heh
<0> my mom was a cop
<0> :(
<0> they always believed her over me.
<1> my sister's kid called the cops and when they got to the house she said "and my parents smoke pot and I know where it is"
<0> they even called her at 2am once to come fingerprint me
<0> :(
<1> your mom was a cop?
<1> no ****?
<0> and let me be abused in the booking room.
<1> you have to be twisted now
<0> she rode a desk
<0> but yes.
<1> you are cop family
<1> do you get a thing for your license plate?
<0> I always HATED going to the sheriff's office to see her after they had made a big drug bust
<1> kids at school were saying "his mom's a cop"
<0> I went up there once time, and they had like 3k+ 6' marijuana plants
<0> all over the place
<1> I'd have been saying "hey mom, I have a business proposition"
<0> they didn't have room for it all in the evidence locker.
<0> so it was in everyone's office and in the halls and ****
<1> and you offered to help?
<0> on the flip side
<0> I did get to help dispose of a few loads
<1> I wanna get invited to a burning
<1> like 5 tons of Jamacain
<0> which consisted of a happy fun bonfire at one of the detective's house
<1> I'll stand down-wind with a rake
<0> that was the goal.
<0> down wind, with a lawn chair and a beer.
<1> "throw another bail on"
<0> but they had to throw a tire on occasionally
<1> oh no
<0> so you went upwind till the tire was gone.
<1> to taint the smoke?
<0> yea
<1> damn
<0> that is the legal way to burn it
<1> whose idea was that?
<0> the DEA
<1> that's air polution
<2> hmm
<0> but they don't have a hard and fast rule of X tires per so many pounds of pot or whatever
<1> I'd complain
<1> I'd form a citizens committee
<1> to investigate
<1> there'd have to be a proper pot burning procedure
<1> documented
<1> I could certainly offer my expertise
<0> oh
<0> it was documented
<0> in fact
<1> the tire thing was in the book?
<3> JPres: :(
<0> there were always more than one federal agent present
<0> they usually brought their own lawn chairs
<1> JPres, don't tell me the feds were out there with lawn chairs too?
<1> oh nos
<0> yes
<0> see
<0> after a pot burning like that
<1> it's a goddamn law enforcement party
<0> you get a free p*** from drug screens for X days
<0> dude
<0> law enforcement parties are the best
<1> ****
<0> ESPECIALLY when the DEA is there.
<0> like
<0> city cops
<1> now I know how some of these dealers never get caught
<0> they bring all the beer they stole off the highschoolers
<0> DEA agents bring all the **** they stole off your uncle....
<0> I also had a parole officer friend
<3> JPres: did you see my MMS?
<1> I've been in a couple of ugly busts
<0> and he would go shake down his parolees for pot when we were out drinking.
<1> both times I can't believe I walked
<0> Murex, no?
<0> I shall look
<3> ****
<0> I donut see my phizzle
<0> where is it?
<4> the MMSC has failed
<1> once I was in the p***enger seat with three guys in the car
<0> I got busted for drunken driving a couple times
<0> and the cop said
<4> **** my **** and you walk
<0> God Damnit Preston
<0> You better not ****ing hit anybody before you get home
<1> cop said, "tell me right now if you have anymore?"
<0> 'No sir, I wouldn't do that'
<1> my bud says "no, that's it"
<0> ok then, get your *** home before the state police pull you over
<1> cop goes right under the seat like he was programmed to do it
<0> 'yessir'
<1> "I thought you said that was it?"
<1> blam
<1> busted
<1> arrested
<0> they should have never let him search the car.
<0> I wouldn't let a cop search my car even if I didn't have anything illegal in it.
<2> JPres: but they can just get a call in warrant?
<5> the answer to "can i search your car" is "no, you can't"
<0> spike723, that is a myth
<4> haha
<2> oh it is?
<4> not that easy
<2> JPres: please explain
<6> this flamethower shall kick some serious ***
<3> JPres: u see mms?
<5> you need at least probable cause to get a warrant.
<4> NEVER ALLOW THEM TO SEARCH
<0> spike723, of course, it will depend on the judge to some degree.
<0> but play the numbers
<7> /15/15
<3> JPres: http://trepullins.net/01-25-2007/son-of-a-bitch/
<2> well i'll never consent
<0> if you have drugs in the car
<5> and refusing to be searched is not probable cause for a search
<7> misfire
<7> BANG!
<0> and you say yes
<4> they will say we will get a dog....get the dog
<0> 100% chance of going to jail
<0> if you say no
<4> but donut allow the search
<0> at least 50/50 chance of walking.
<0> ok
<1> last time I told the cops they couldn't search they said "get the **** out of the way boy"
<0> I have to go find my phone so murex stops ****ing crying
<0> brb
<4> hah
<5> deadnow: then anything they found would be inadmissible in court.
<1> if you had a good lawyer
<2> Murex: alabama is d00med
<5> better make sure you have a good lawyer then.
<2> get out while you can
<4> Hot Pursuit
<4> Two NEW episodes! Go inside the untold stories of high stakes police pursuits.
<4> Tonight@8:00pm
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