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<0> nitewolfe: get back to work damnit
<1> negative
<2> hello
<2> i am here
<1> thanks for the warning
<3> hello too
<2> clark0r
<2> how DOES the other half live?
<3> ?
<0> http://www.flickr.com/photos/ioerror/196450968/in/photostream/
<2> arubin-: this is all your fault
<2> arubin-: i blame you
<1> arubin, unless it's a picture of your naked ***, i don't want to look at your urls
<0> it is a t-shirt
<2> is that really nitewolfe?????
<1> is that really Murex????
<0> and what is my fault?
<2> arubin-: my farting
<2> nitewolfe: long time no see?
<0> hmm
<0> not sure how I could have caused that
<1> i can't see, i'm blind
<2> arubin-: you made karen make me do yoga
<1> last time you put on a *** show on cam, it blinded me
<2> it makes me fart
<2> thus
<2> you are responsible
<0> Murex: I didn't specifically tell her Yoga
<2> o rly
<1> arubin, I told you, telling Karen to have Murex do Yoga will not make his **** any bigger, she will just have to be disappointed
<0> but you did it, so it seems like a decent choice
<2> yeah i did it
<2> it was hard and stuff
<0> it isn't working if it ain't hard
<1> h0h0
<0> take from that whatever you like
<2> i will keep doing it
<0> when it gets easier you need to do more =)
<1> hrm, sounds like drugs
<2> it will be hard for a while
<0> I'm almost never sore anymore
<2> i kept farting alot
<0> when are you not farting?
<2> thats a good question
<0> the first time I did 500 pounds on the squat press I almost couldn't stand after sitting for a while
<2> i am not farting right now
<1> you have an odd obsession with your *** and farts
<0> now it is nothing
<0> nitewolfe should get a membership at x-sport and then come spot me
<2> nitewolfe: what you do these days?
<1> arubin, i'm already spotting you *wink*
<4> http://nhsblogdoc.blogspot.com/2006/01/defining-euro-turd.html (Speaking of *** and farts)
<1> Murex, raping small goats
<1> arubin, and why the hellw ould i pay for a membership to x-sport when i can do basic workouts here for free?
<0> here as in the office?
<1> no, here as in germany
<1> *smack*
<0> the office gym is a joke
<2> nitewolfe: you arent paying for the workout, you are paying for the shower rape after the work out
<1> eh, free is free, got a treadmill, bikes, basic weight machiens, etc
<0> what is it, 4 weight machines?
<1> so?
<1> again....free
<1> instead of like 400+ bucks a year
<0> I use more than 4 for each muscle group
<0> and there are 0 free weights down there
<0> chest press machine will never compare to barbell bench press
<1> i could give a **** about that, i just need a bike and treadmill, i'm not worried about the muscle as much as the cardio
<0> does your smoking help with your cardio?
<1> of course
<0> =P
<1> i'm a cardio maniac
<0> Lifetime had the best treadmills by far
<0> but XSport is better for everything else
<0> and they have individual TVs for every piece of cardio equipment
<2> i'd just bring my ipod
<1> yea, so i can sit there on the bike watching tv like a typical lazy ***
<1> if you have to watch tv while working out, there is a problem
<0> it is something to p*** the time
<0> while you are doing cardio?
<1> you can catch up on your Dr. Phil at home
<0> wtf else are you going to do?
<1> stare at chicks bounce up and down?
<5> compose symphonies, duh
<2> i th ink chicks get mad if stare at them
<1> i tried watching tv one of the times i was on the bike, just couldn't do it, i rather just listsn to my pod
<1> Murex, that's only cause you look like a rapist
<0> some woman wanted me to help her sister use one of the machines last week
<1> too bad she could have starred in the Golden Girls
<0> I'm sure she is one of the women that you would have stared at
<1> stared at? ****, i got that bitch in bed
<0> both of them in fact
<0> couldn't figure out the ***isted pull up machine
<1> nah, i only got a blowjob from the one without teeth, the other one i nailed
<0> and who do you stare at in the little closet that you call a gym downstairs?
<0> probably Mr. Curtis
<0> I notice he goes there a lot
<2> arubin-: he has a pic of you taped the ceiling
<0> whatever motivates you I guess
<2> i swear to god i want to kick this dude i work with in the throat
<1> Murex, you neglect to mention that you were also in that pick "behind" arubin
<1> Murex, i feel the same way about arubin
<2> every time he talks about something non-work releated he starts it with "i dont mean this in a bad way .."
<2> "i don't menan this in a bad way, but i am goijng to eat lunch now"
<2> what the **** does that mean?
<0> eating lunch is potentially very bad
<2> "i don't mean this in a bad way, but i want to **** your cock in the bathroom stall after work" or "i dont mean this in a bad way but you semll like horse ****"
<2> thats all good uses
<0> how is the former a good use?
<2> it's not
<2> he says it like 59059595959595 times in an 8 hour period
<1> i don't mean this in a bad way, but your ***hole is so large, you make the goat picture look like it's puckered up
<0> here is how you respond
<0> "I don't mean this in a bad way, but you justify abortion in my mind"
<2> i want to say "i don't mean this in abd way but when you say i don't mena this in a bad way you sound like a ****ing idiot"
<0> s/you/your existence/
<1> why do you have to solve this problem verbally?
<1> just resort to a good dropkick
<2> nitewolfe: because i can't bring a gun to work
<0> "I don't mean this in a bad way, but your existence is justification for abortion"
<1> Murex, you should not be allowed to won a gun or reproduce
<0> I like that version best
<1> er
<1> own
<2> arubin-: i agree
<0> I guess I shouldn't have urinated in nitewolfe's coffee this morning
<1> arubin, why?
<2> wow is 4:41pm
<0> you have a very negative attitude mister!
<2> i've been sitting here doing exactly nothing for 41 minutes
<0> one hour until I eat dinner on company time
<2> yay
<1> arubin, hopefully the dead part works out for you
<0> come on now, you can do better than that
<1> and yes, i do have a negative attitdue
<1> i'm going to jump over this wall, dropkick someone, piss on their head, light their hair on fire, and shove them down the elevator shaft
<1> of course, i mean that in the nicest way
<0> you couldn't jump over that damn wall
<0> let alone that other stuff
<1> sure i could, i got a desk in front of the wall, only a couple foot hop
<0> so just sit there and fester
<2> arubin-: you will have tasty dinners?
<0> eh, it will be ok
<0> Trader Joe's frozen meal
<1> arubin goes for the quality meals
<2> i have a ham sammach
<2> an apple
<2> an some chips
<5> I'm rather ****ing hungry
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