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<0> did this happen in yer driveway?
<1> he said it happened on the street in front of his house
<1> but that was before he stormed off to go cut himself
<0> ahh
<0> crazy
<0> apt complex... sure
<0> front of yer house
<0> whacked
<1> yeah
<0> good thing about it
<2> that purple gatoraid frost makes my poop bright green
<0> that type of paint will come off easy
<0> turtle, mine too
<0> it's kinda neat
<0> changes things up a litte
<2> yeah



<2> i keep buying it for that reason
<0> good man
<0> I wish I could make it turn other colors
<2> i had this nasty mac and cheese lastnight + gatoraid frost and i had some wicked liquid green squirts
<0> my daughter had some medicine that warned it could cause her **** to turn bright red
<0> I was like no ****ing way I want some
<1> haha
<2> i hear if you drink that barium stuff for like xraying your insides or whatever you will have white poop
<0> white poop would be cool
<1> drinking bleach might do that, too
<1> but not the colour-safe stuff!
<0> in my office we have those automatic flushers, so it's hard to leave green poop behind for someone else to enjoy
<0> tho... I found out a small piece of tape over the sensor will fix that issue
<1> good thinking
<0> my last trip to FL I stopped into a little gas station to use the restroom and someone had taken a huge **** in the sink
<0> I was like my god
<2> yeah well..it's FL
<2> what do you expect
<0> **** on the walls
<3> ok
<3> 1.2mp webcam is probably overkill
<3> but hey
<3> i have money to blow
<2> all these third world degenerates we have over here think that's where you're supposed to poop.
<0> you got the MS cam too?
<3> abt: just ordered the 6000 model
<0> iirc..mines 1.2mp
<3> VX-6000
<3> when it gets here, i will claim it's not what i ordered and get discount
<3> ebay = very scamable
<0> whats 1.2mp really... my digital camera 10mp
<0> like I do anything special with that
<3> h3h
<3> Murex needs to set up his isight on his car
<0> dont park on the street
<3> http://tinyurl.com/yp6z4q
<3> that's what i bought
<0> yeah
<0> thats what I got
<0> its **** really
<0> but... it werks
<0> I like my 802.11 cam better
<3> h3h
<3> can you use it with messenger?
<0> the 802?
<3> eah
<0> no clue... I dont use messenger
<3> drug dealing via irc is dope
<2> i can use mine with ichat!!
<3> and paying via paypal is even better
<4> hmm
<5> http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert20071832660125.gif
<5> lol
<4> my coworker showed that to me a couple of minutes ago
<0> I posted it this morning
<0> it's making the rounds
<5> do any of you wankers use Coloserve in SF
<6> no, u will hate them.
<5> i wasn't talking to you.
<5> erk wrong window
<5> Bifrost: why so?



<5> what sux about them
<6> #6: hot facilities, techs who are dumb as posts, netgear powered network/etc
<6> they're worse than HE sometimes heh
<6> but they are local...
<5> i haven't dealt with HE
<5> i haven't heard anything good about them though.
<6> *nods*
<5> though i hear they're good if you like to spam.
<6> yes, I've heard that too heh
<6> anyways, I'm back in the colo game, just out in Santa Clara - whee
<6> everything in SF is not worth the price
<6> bbl
<5> SF is very expensive
<5> due in no small part to the rents
<7> does somebody have a link oto a patch for multi ips in a fbsd jail ?
<4> Bifrost: what's new?
<8> hey ladies.
<9> hi
<9> i am following a guide to setup a media server and i do not know much about mysql, could someone have a look at something for me please
<9> http://www.howtoforge.com/ultimate_freebsd_media_server
<10> no.
<9> there is an error in the code i think
<10> #freebsdhelp
<9> # mysql_install_db user= mysql
<9> it shows up as wierd crap, okay
<11> read the topic
<11> or Murex will hunt you down and rape you
<12> murex and rape in the same sentence , same old , same old
<11> dont make me take you out back and shoot you
<12> sup ax?
<12> not a lot?
<11> taking tomorrow off
<12> nice to see you again
<12> too
<11> going down to the southshore
<11> hang will friends for the weekend
<12> cool
<1> you should go clamdigging
<1> wind chill will only be -10 tomorrow
<11> iv done it before in winter
<1> what do you wear?
<11> need some fresh clams?
<11> neoprene boots
<1> ahh
<1> good thinkin'
<12> i want to go clam digging with pearl diving chicks
<11> its still real ****ing cold
<11> and often you have to dig int he mud rather than just walking and feeling
<11> but it works
<1> right
<1> cool
<12> speaking of which, hello randi!
<12> are you here
<12> heh
<10> hai
<10> i wish nicks could have ! in them.
<10> i would totally be randi!
<13> i'll be !randi
<11> hah
<1> haha
<5> penis.
<4> Axthrower: blown anything up lately?
<12> holy ****
<8> http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Scalia_on_Bush_v._Gore__0125.html
<8> oh look
<8> mccain's idiot stand to back the shrubber is kicking his ***.
<8> now he's proposing a plan of his own.
<5> he fell asleep during the state of the union
<5> which is lol
<8> well you can only listen to the same b.s. so many times.
<5> yeah i guess i can't say i blame him.
<8> did you see the Colbert interview of O'Reilly?
<1> that was hysterical


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