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<0> okay
<1> which is MOOOORE than enough
<1> will need to regulate it down
<1> but hey that old grill has a regulator!
<1> will need 1 or two tanks that can take the regulated pressure with caps that unscrew
<1> fill with fuel
<1> regulated propane will pressurize them
<1> another propane line will go to the end of the wand and have an ignitor there with a valve on the line
<1> fuel line will go in to wand
<1> be a big needle valve
<1> pressuize tanks, open valve on propane line to wand, ignite pilot, pull rear trigger to open needle valve
<1> WHHHHHOOOOOOOSH
<0> hehe
<1> getting the valve will be the most expensive
<2> no it wont
<2> the hospital bill will be



<1> i got insurance!
<1> ya id rather use a pump and **** for the fuel rather than pressuring it but for backpack mount its too heavy
<2> I think they have a special area that covers flamethrower
<1> so im going with a "safe enough"
<2> whatever you do.... make sure someone videotapes it
<1> but anyway i think the guys at the local machineshop will make it for me for cheep
<2> it would be nice if you would leave me the rights to the video too
<1> ill make sure you get a copy
<0> what about a pressure regulator on the tanks?
<1> superdan: there is a pressure regulator on the propane pressuring the tanks
<2> why cant you just use a crew of young mexicans like I do?
<1> abt: why cant you just be happy for me!@#!
<2> I would like to see you live?
<0> right, but it seems you'd get more consistent range on your flamethrower if you added a regulator
<1> bah people use flamethrowers all the time
<2> sure in south africa
<1> superdan: fuel will be at contant pressure
<0> rather than have it WHOOOOOOOOOSSSsssss...ss...s........s
<0> initially it will
<0> but what happens as you BURN it?
<2> s/it//
<1> pressure drops below set ammount, regulartor opens, allows propane in, maintains pressure
<0> ohhhh
<0> you're carrying around more than I thought
<1> a 1lb propane tank
<0> I misunderstood
<0> I thought you were charging a tank from a fixed pressure
<1> no
<0> and that was it
<1> the propane will also be for pilot light on end of wand
<3> :(
<0> no electronic ignition?
<0> if your pilot blows out, you'd better have a match handy!
<1> superdan: ill most likely have a peizo thing for it
<0> electronic ignition == more consistent burninating
<1> superdan not really
<2> ax, http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/flamethrower-intro.jpg
<1> the stupider methods work better in this case
<1> see look how much that guy is enjoying himself
<1> i really need a flamethrower
<1> if you use sparkplugs or some **** if raw fuel hits them they wont work again
<1> until they dry
<3> http://trepullins.net/01-25-2007/son-of-a-bitch/ <-- :(
<0> right
<1> murex: who'd you piss off
<0> I thought a hot-coil ignition was the preferred method
<3> no one
<0> like on stovetops
<3> i woke up saw that
<3> :(
<0> maybe not a coil
<0> but electrical-resistance ignition
<0> which will auto-relight if you blow your flame out
<1> superdan again more complext that needed
<0> I want your flamethrower to be reliable!
<0> what if Murex attacks you and your flame goes out?
<1> it will be reliable enough
<0> you'll lose precious seconds relighting
<0> when you should be BURNINATING
<1> maybe murex needs a flamethrower to protect his car
<0> seriously though, pilots are hella reliable if you can figure out how to protect it from wind



<1> again this is not a "military" thing
<1> its WHEEEEEEEE BIG FIRE thing
<1> maybe a little bit of zombie roasting
<0> :(
<1> murex: if you had a good coat of wax on there that should come off of the car id think
<1> get a bit of rubbing compound
<3> i havent waxed it in years
<1> ?!?!?!!!?!
<1> ummm why
<0> that ****s, dude :(
<3> because i have better things to spend my time doing?
<0> some people pay good money for stripes, though!
<1> murex so you pay some detailing shop todo it
<0> Maybe get a matching one on the other side?
<1> superdan: i bet it looked alot better before it moved and the paint on the tire lined up
<1> aagain.. who'd you piss off murex
<3> no one
<1> were any other cars done?
<0> where'd it happen?
<3> in front of my house, i was parked on the street
<3> so side facing the street
<3> i didnt see any other cars hit, but i was the only one parked on the street
<1> um... why was the p***enger side facing the street?
<1> you live on a oneway or something?
<3> becaue that is the direction i parked?
<3> why does it matter
<1> iv gotten tickets for that ****
<1> parking in the wrong direction
<1> see you PISSED someone off
<3> ok yeah
<3> for thre last ****ing time, i didnt piss anyone off
<3> you can
<3> err
<3> you can't see the "smiley faces" painted on my windows
<3> in black paint
<3> oh wait you can
<1> barely
<1> someone welded a monster energy drink to your hood also
<0> the smiley faces were pretty poorly done
<0> can you take those off with acetone or something?
<2> http://pong.no/~opyrt/Terrible-F1-accident.jpg
<4> wha' happen?
<3> http://trepullins.net/01-25-2007/son-of-a-bitch/ <-- :(
<4> man
<4> that ****s dude
<4> i'd be pretty ****ing furious too
<3> best part, i can't even get a cop on the phone
<3> maybe i should start screaming a nigger is raping my wife
<2> hahahah
<2> leave it
<2> kinda looks cool
<0> the smileys on the windows need to go, though
<0> acetone ftw
<5> man
<2> hahaha
<2> monster drink on the hood
<2> murex = crack monster
<5> Murex-: say you see some suspicous arabs
<5> suspicious
<4> NV IS A BREAUTY PILL LETS EAT SOME
<6> Arrrrgh
<3> talked to the police
<3> the arent going to do a goddamn thing
<3> except make a report.
<3> ****ing useless
<3> goddamn this ****
<0> except your insurance will need the report
<4> haha this chick on maury who is like 14 is like
<4> "i'm in a gang and i'm proud of it! we beat bitches up and take their ****!"
<0> and spraypaint jettas!
<2> police wont even come out if someone breaks into yer ****.... you didn't think they would roll for some paint did ya?
<2> call them back up and say it's a hate crime
<2> did this happen in yer driveway?


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