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<0> speaking of filthy, hi r3n
<0> =]
<1> whoa
<1> r3n: !
<1> r3n != dirty;
<2> I just let freedbsd know how help efnet #freebsd is
<3> you did?
<2> of course
<3> maybe they'll put it on their website under support
<0> did they tell you to read the handbook? there's a part that says you'll get more help in a channel like #freebsdhelp
<2> you are aren't you?
<2> nah
<4> Holy **** that was fast, they already updated the website! http://www.freebsd.org/community/irc.html
<5> haha
<2> don't click link from irc



<3> how responsive is that?
<2> lots of people know about this now
<2> the right people
<4> the people who know how to read the FAQ?
<2> the heat is on
<4> The game is on TV38.
<0> yes. avoid links from the official site for help
<1> haha
<4> Pretty sure that was a troll, but it was still fun.
<1> fbibsd piss 10 year
<3> I wonder if smoking pot when you have a bad cough is a bad idea?
<5> no
<5> it's never a bad idea
<3> it actually helps?
<0> it doest help bronchitis
<5> smoke until your lungs hurt
<3> I certainly feel better after I smoke it
<4> I'm sure some stoners will claim that pot will magically heal your lungs
<4> 4 out of 5 stoners agree, pot is like whoa man, coooool doritos!
<3> back in the day, I'd leave a joint in a pack of menthol cigarettes
<5> WOAH MAN COOL DORITOS!
<3> and it would take on the menthol
<5> i could not have said it better
<4> well, you're probably that 1 stoner in 5
<4> the one who thinks brushing is bad for your teeth, or chewing gum will kill you
<4> (he's also a dentist)
<3> I should anounce my presidential candidacy online
<3> setup a credit card donation site
<0> spearmint gum + smoking nature's finest = joygasm
<3> do you actually have to run if you accept the donations?
<3> or can you just pocket the cash?
<1> you could accept donations for 'discovery'
<3> hrm
<3> the pre-announcment phase?
<4> yeah, you need funds to test the waters
<3> "I am considering running for president if I get enough money"
<1> but i i don't, i'm considering blowing it on coke and hookers
<1> and if i win, im considering blowing more on coke and hookers
<4> I thought that's what campaign funds were used for anyway
<3> I believe there's anough ****ers out there to get a million dollars in a fake run
<0> "exploratory team"
<1> well i can't do it, i'm english
<3> I'll be the cadidate with dual sites
<3> one for pro-life and one for pro-choice
<1> i will be the candidate for the fbibsd
<3> I'll show I have the support of the fbibsd team
<1> 25% cash
<3> I need a money making scam
<3> honest work is just not paying enough
<3> politics seems to be easy money
<3> I mean, one congressman had 90K in his freezer
<1> haha
<1> why didn't he just buy food ;)
<3> and that was just the cash in his freezer
<3> and he got re-elected
<3> I could just be the blatant pay-off candidate
<1> yeah
<1> fake some exit polls to look real
<3> I'll campaign that at least I'm honest about being dishonest
<3> unlike my opponents



<1> who lie about it
<3> that's right, they lie about being dishonest
<3> I'm honest about telling lies
<3> you can trust me
<3> everything I tell you is a lie
<1> can we trust that?
<3> 75% of Americans now think the war is going badly
<3> clark0r, are you Brits pulling out yet?
<1> hopefully
<1> we knows it's ****ed
<1> that's why we dont keep pouring more people in
<0> what's another 20k?
<6> we should have just sent Daleks to do the job
<7> Is security pretty much the only reason to go with *BSD as a server?
<3> no
<3> it's the really cool logo
<7> :D
<0> 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it
<3> after I started using FreeBSD, my thinning hair grew back
<0> bsd is sugar-free
<3> my crumbling marriage found new life
<3> my boss started liking me again
<3> my car even got better gas mileage
<0> and if you've ever used linux, bsd can restore your penis to its original length
<0> linux makes your pee pee small
<3> the Linux logo is overweight
<3> unlike the slim and fit FreeBSD logo
<6> my penis has gotten 23% larger since I started using FreeBSD
<1> win!
<8> FreeBSD got me a discount on my mortgage, and I didn't have to pay any closing costs
<6> (that's actually true but it may have been more a result of my losing a bunch of fat through better diet and exercise)
<5> i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
<9> Number-6 even WITHOUT ipv6?
<10> supposedly you lose 1" for every ~35lbs you gain on average
<10> oooooooooo
<10> star trek enterprise
<10> in HD
<10> bbl
<10> on HD Net
<6> so you CAN polish a turd
<11> whta turd?
<11> enterprise was starting to be a fairly good show when they killed it off.
<6> yeah, the very last season was ok
<6> everything up until that was crap
<11> true
<12> yea
<12> that did kinda ****
<12> it didn't feel like 4 seasons either, did it
<10> press 123 if u want 2 dock cocks wit me
<13> no thxc
<13> JAYY PEE
<10> jd fell out of the aids tree
<13> i was an aids baby
<14> my milkshake brings all the gays to the barn
<9> who keeps removing his ban from teh bots
<6> i don't know.
<9> was talking to asym about ipv6 being broken he asked if you were pissed
<6> i was extremely annoyed.
<9> these down slippers are kick***... sittin here with all my windows open and my feat are toastwarm and down doesnt let it get too hot though just toastywarm
<6> they still haven't updated the errata to include the fact that ipv6 is broken.
<10> I'm just going over the release notes for 6.2
<10> and they point out all kinds of **** that now works with IPv6
<10> but don't mention that IPv6 isn't going to work to begin with
<6> yeah. clever.
<10> FreeBSD 6.1-RELEASE contained a bug in the IPv6 implementation, which caused spurious error messages to be printed for point-to-point interfaces. This problem has been corrected.
<9> "I'll create the other media-gateway translations tonight" says avaya
<6> ****wits.
<10> they fixed that one
<6> yeah i'm so glad it's not going to print spurious error messages.
<6> since it's not going to p*** any traffic.
<10> heh
<10> I was just thinking that also


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