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<0> and i mena if i put in media it puts aburn fold in the finder and ****
<0> a burn folder
<0> etc
<0> "unused dvd" or whatever
<0> so i ***ume it works all around
<0> right now i am just happy it works and i can burn off the 500 dvds i've downloaded
<0> so i dun care if its (Shipped/SUpported) or nto :D
<0> Yes is good enough for me
<1> why did your precious crash on you today?
<0> i am not sure
<1> was it only a temporary problem?
<0> i need to check the log thinger
<0> yeah it seems to be a one time thing
<1> mine has done that a couple of times
<0> i was running some software that was kinda out of date
<1> o



<0> i think it might have made it mad
<0> i upgraded it
<1> did you hug it after you upgraded it?
<1> hahaha
<0> no
<0> i told it it better behave
<0> and not do the grey thing any more
<1> someone let two diamond back rattle snakes in the theater during Snakes on a Plane in (Phoenix?).
<0> oh thats smart.
<1> loose
<0> did anyone die
<1> they didn't say anyone died
<2> you know
<1> I mean, some nice non biting snakes would have been hilarious
<2> I'm not sure it would be a bad thing if someone who paid money to see that movie died
<1> but that was just stupid
<1> SNAKE ON A PLANE!
<3> awesome
<3> now i just need to find that web site with that crazy guy cybering people
<3> cause i think i'm gonna be on it
<2> who were you cybering?
<3> i wasn't, it was a fun little conversation
<1> haha
<1> aka
<3> he kept trying and i'd say something even crazier
<1> cybering
<1> what was his nick?
<3> br1
<1> oh
<3> does anyone have that web site?
<1> I do not
<1> GOOGLE IT
<1> ;)
<1> I am going to smoke
<4> he's not that guy
<4> rest ***ured
<3> aw, but he was fun anyway
<4> he's just a funny dude
<4> that's all
<4> who wants to show you his scrimshaw
<3> whatever, it was ****ing hillarious
<3> i hadn't laughed that hard in a while
<0> JPres: i am grepping my system.log to see if i can figure out what crashed my computator
<3> http://www.k4r3n.org/br1.txt
<4> when i moved to .ca.us he gave me a craig kilborn-like '5 questions to determine if you're cool'
<4> i guess i p***ed cuz we've hung out ever since
<3> obviously you cheated
<3> :)
<4> yah i don't even think my answers had anything to do w/ his questions if i remember
<2> hung out == man on man action?
<4> hung out == teabagging marathons
<3> heheh
<2> is pillf a gay homo***ual?
<3> i hope not, that will be two i've lost to the other team
<4> someone better tell br1's wife and my gf before they get hurt
<5> maybe they can get togeather with each other
<2> I'll take that as a no
<6> k4r3n, HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<3> oh yeah
<3> tell me about your peg leg



<2> I don't think you'll top the wizard hat guy
<3> no one could top the robe and wizard hat
<3> but it made me laugh, and i needed a good laugh
<0> pillf: maybe you can get his wifve and your gf together and then like you guys can join and and give high 5's and stuff
<0> and then you can be like "damn br1 your wife's ***hole tastes like birthday cake!"
<6> i want to blow out the candle
<2> Murex: you sir, are a romantic
<0> arubin: you aren't the first to tell me that!
<6> turdle doesn't count
<7> WHAT THE **** DONT' I COUNT ABOUT?!
<7> lololol blowing
<6> turdle and sheep don't count
<7> i do too count
<7> meanie
<2> turdle is correct
<2> he counts for a quarter point
<0> goat rape
<2> interesting, tell us more
<0> first you need knee high rubber boots, some duct tape and a goat
<0> put the goats legs in each boot (you are wearing the boots)
<0> then duct tape them shut
<0> as the goat tries to get away it will just be pulled back onto you cock
<2> I had heard about using the edge of a cliff
<0> you just enjoy it
<0> arubin: myth
<0> the goat will just run left or right
<0> its not THAT stupid
<2> I don't know
<2> this sounds like a test for Mythbusters
<0> besides if you use the cliff you gotta push on it and stuff
<0> my boot method is hands free
<0> and also keeps it from kicking you in the face/chest/balls
<1> what are we talking about?
<0> goat ****ing
<1> what is arubin's theory?
<0> he thinks the cliff method
<1> what the **** is the cliff method?
<1> **** or jump?
<0> yeah
<1> yea
<1> that works on anyone
<0> you face it at a cliff and push on it
<0> it pushes back
<0> i say it would run left or right and get away
<1> I'd think just pushing on it would make it push back
<1> cliff or now
<1> no
<1> goats are stubborn
<1> you have to walk them backwards
<0> my method is to put on knee high rubber boots, put one of its leg in each boot and duct tape them closed
<1> you just pull the leash in the opposite direction that you want it to go
<0> as it struggles to get away
<0> you get a nice ride
<0> and no kick to the balls
<1> my method is to hit it on the ****ing head until it stops moving, then have your way with it
<0> dude raping a dead goat is just sick.
<2> somehow ****ing dead animals seems even less arousing than ****ing live animals
<2> Murex: is it really rape at that point?
<0> arubin: if rubber boots and duct tape are involved i am sure its gone waaay poast interspecies erotica
<2> Murex: why not just duct tape the goat around the front of its legs and the back of your ***?
<2> just give it a couple inches of slack
<0> because you dont want to rip eyour *** hair out do you?
<8> thats fun
<0> my way involves minimal work, minimal mess and maximum goat ****ing.
<2> have you tested it?
<0> no
<0> but it sounds good
<2> well then
<2> why not listen to an expert?
<2> otterr: are you around?
<3> baaah
<9> so


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