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<0> it looks small enough with my small hands.
<1> true
<0> I just took a new job as a sys admin and I walked into a mysql server choking.
<0> It took down 300 sites.. averaging 400 queries a second.
<0> so I said, well if that is the master what is the slave doing?
<2> i juat IRC and blog all day
<0> they said, "there is no slave".
<0> heh
<0> what kinda company has a mysql server averaging 400+ queries a second and no redundancy?
<0> if I told you some of the websites they host, you would laugh.
<0> Almost as laughable as if I said whitehouse.goc
<0> err whitehouse.gov
<0> but not quite.
<3> errr whitehouse got.cock
<4> can they afford to pay you? heh
<0> intrico, yeah.. I have not been there in 2 weeks though
<0> who cares, all the servers are at Rackspace. I am hopefully going to telecommute fulltime *g
<0> or until I get fired.
<5> in reality he's just a temp tech support guy for the hose that's outsourced by another company
<5> ;)
<5> hose, host
<3> THE HOSE
<0> yeah, my name is Herdat Pradeep Mtushasha. I live in India and do tech support for Dell.
<0> I get paid 0.34 USD
<1> you must pleased to be talking to me!
<0> But Dell has some cheap ****in servers!
<0> haha@CompHobby
<4> hahaaa
<0> I just bought a Dell 2950 two dual core 3.0's and 3x148GB HDD's for under 3000k
<6> YOU.
<6> sorry. ;]
<6> too much aim online talking for quickness.
<0> I would like to purchase a 97" Sun CRT monitor and a UNIX KEYBOARD!
<0> Seriously though ...
<0> Who does 911 call in case of an emergency?
<3> i'm drowning in the idiot flood.
<3> help.
<7> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA
<3> thank you sir
<3> i take that back
<7> sowie
<0> that's alright.. I am a lot funnier in person.
<7> I wonder what Murex is doing
<7> probably watching HD Porn on his new widescreen monitor
<5> getting another beer i think
<7> oh
<5> then porn.
<7> he is off for 2 days isn't he
<5> yeah
<7> poor r3n
<5> why poor me?
<7> you get stuck with him for 48 hours
<7> ok
<5> bah, he'll be attached to his monitor for a good portion of it
<5> i'll just slide food under the door
<7> is there anything to be done with a broken digital camera?
<3> give it to asym
<5> can you fix it asym?
<7> what will asym do with it?
<3> maybe fix it.
<3> if not, shoot it and take pictures of THAT.
<3> so it's win win
<7> not without parts from Sony
<7> dude
<7> it has a CARL ZEISS lens
<3> sony blows me often, and leaves parts in my bum
<3> BLAM
<3> SOUNDS LIKE A NAZI
<7> yes
<7> it is modeled after jew eyes
<8> hi
<3> oh goody
<7> Zippy2, do not ask
<8> why not
<3> HIHIHI ZIPPY KEKEKE
<3> A/S/L?!?
<8> im trying to install freebsd 5.5 release and it wont recognize my hard drive (udma100)
<8> ideas?
<5> ...
<1> ideas?
<3> ideas?
<4> coaster
<1> /join #freebsdhelp
<4> for the install cd that is
<3> ****le my bloated love knuckle
<8> thanks
<1> damn, didn't get threatened with a DDoS
<7> hmm
<1> I gotta try harder.
<7> perhaps I should buy another broken one off ebay
<7> and combine the 2 broken pieces of **** into one working piece of ****
<3> perhaps you should ****le
<4> sell the broken one to nigerian scammers on craigslist
<4> put something up for sale in one of the major cities and you will see
<0> I am going to sell 2 brand spankling new Apple cinema displays for $600.00
<0> That is $200.00 of retail price, but still a ****ing rip-off.
<2> o rly?
<2> gimme one
<2> for $3
<0> Murex you can't afford them.
<7> ok
<2> y not
<7> I am going to go ****le a fag
<7> and pour a beer
<7> nrn
<0> $3 dollars is still $597 short.
<3> ****le me
<2> i will give you $3 and ops
<0> I am going to run UbuntuBSD on my mac mini.
<0> I hate my mac mini, and in all likelyhood it hates me.
<2> i love my G4
<4> if you're not homo or metro, it will
<9> i love my mini too you should quit being mean :-(
<2> my G4 is my precious
<0> I actually would like my mini better if it had dual display support.
<2> and it loves me
<9> maybe if you weren't hurting its feelings it wouldn't be mad at you
<0> Murex I have a G5 with dual 2.0's... running OS X 10.4 Server
<0> Tiger Server is Garbage.
<2> i have a G4 with dual 1.25's running OSX 10.4
<0> nice
<2> and my ***y new 20.1" WXGA
<0> do the fans ever sound like they are going to launch your machine clear through your roof?
<2> there is only like 1 fan in this
<2> big *** heatsync with no fans
<0> I hear the secrets that you keep, when your talking in your sleep.
<2> just like 1 case fan
<0> ahh..
<5> the fan thing on the g5s is a known problem
<0> K4r3n Apple sells half-*** overpriced hardware.
<2> my G4 is as quiet as a chuirch mouse
<0> My MBP has been replaced twice.
<2> tulku: you shut your cake hole
<5> the model after that had it resolved
<0> Murex And I have a lot of Apple HW.
<5> i am pleased with most apple hardware
<2> turdle: its no wonder his precious doesnt like him
<9> i have apple hw!!!
<2> turdle: he is real mean
<9> Murex: yeah for real
<0> K4r3n that is what they say, but the second one I got which was supposedly resolved was not.
<9> if you're not nice to them they're not going to be nice to you
<3> YOU ARE ENTERING AN APPLE FREE ZONE
<0> so they gave me a third unit.
<0> I am nice.
<7> pfft
<7> that takes 4 minutes
<5> heh
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