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<0> he was demonstrating that by waving a bottle of water in front of dowser, the dowser will follow it
<0> the camera was very keen to focus on his hand, to show the movements that would cause the dowser to move :)
<1> dowser?
<0> then they tried it blindfolded...
<0> can you guess what happened?
<0> yes, as in 'water dowsing'
<0> what I find amusing about dowsing, is there is no set method - every dowser does it differently
<2> Alberto Gonzales, what a turd
<2> "In public statements Gonzales has advocated the use of torture, such as the methods used at Abu Ghraib, and he sees the use of torture justified since the world has entered a "new paradigm"."
<2> I advocate killing that POS
<3> sporq, aka water witching
<2> Orin Hatch (R Utah) is very concerned about internet obscenity
<4> how is asym doing
<2> I'll bet he watches kiddie porn
<4> baracading himself into his home
<4> because of that tax bill
<3> orin hatch or asym?
<4> i thought that was asym ;)
<2> "Show us the law and we'll pay"
<1> orin hatch is an idiot.
<1> matter of fact
<1> most of Utah dwellers are idiots.
<2> I was kicked off the mormon temple grounds
<2> how was I to know you can't smoke there?
<1> heh
<2> they made me walk out the gate to get rid of the butt
<2> then I went back and watched their movies about why black people go to a different heaven
<1> really?
<2> it's true
<2> sad but true
<1> hmm
<5> watching him get chewed out on cspan?
<2> turtle, yes
<5> me too
<1> http://www.semiconductorstore.com/Pages/APPLICATIONS/Digital_Copier.htm
<2> Diane Feinsein is reeming him now
<2> Feinstein that is
<5> yep
<1> I'd like to design a microprocessor.
<3> if it will make you stfu, i'm all for it
<1> ott- your mom.
<3> it will cost you
<1> she's so ugly, you should be paying me.
<3> alberto would hit it
<2> Alberto does little boys
<3> he looks like he's a contesant on jeopardy
<3> "alex, what is gestapo?"
<2> He was molested by a priest and liked it
<2> and that was just last week
<3> it's only rape if you say no
<1> so i've got this nice flask.
<1> and I need to figure out what to load it with.
<1> any suggestions?
<2> wine
<2> red wine
<2> MD 20/20
<3> jack
<3> or wild turkey
<2> I could splooge in it for you
<3> you people disgust me.
<2> thank you
<3> i'm appalled, mortified even
<2> "a policy of desparation built on denial and fantasy"
<1> I've got some JD, Yukon Jack, and Makers Mark.
<2> mix them all
<1> hey its russ
<2> time for Meet the Press
<3> old pals?
<1> russ and i have had some letter exchanges, yes.
<1> I hope Waxman doesn't sissy*** out on these hearings into what these slimebags have been doing.
<3> did you tell him you were 12 and your parents left you and went on vacation?
<1> Russ isn't a gay child molester.
<2> McCain is screwed, his support of this war is dooming him
<1> he'd have to be a republican for that.
<1> good, mccain is a slime.
<2> we don't need no stinking McCain
<1> mccain's one of them there FLIP FLOPPERS
<2> swift boat him
<1> Bush did
<1> this ****er is lying
<2> he went to Bob Jones University to woo that crowd
<2> a.k.a. Racist, Homophobic University
<1> christ college
<1> well
<1> make beleive christ college.
<1> ah yes, the CIA anthrax attacks on congress.
<2> I have evidence that Gonsalves mailed those letters
<1> ****ers railroaded that guy
<6> y
<6> i need help
<2> me too
<1> I love these non-answers.
<1> yes, just ask questions!
<1> so we can give you more non-answers like the line of crap we've been spewing today!
<5> yep
<7> yo
<7> i woke up 30 mins ago
<5> hi!
<7> hi!!!
<7> i need to take a shower and put on some pants
<8> dude
<8> I woke up 15 minutes ago
<7> JPres!
<7> whatyou doing today
<7> shower time
<8> idky
<7> i r teh clean
<7> and i9'm eveb wearing pants!
<8> usuqa m'diq
<7> ?
<8> I am going to go have a ciggy cig
<7> word
<8> and find some breakfast
<7> they stop serving breakfast at 11am
<8> not at my house
<8> my wife does what ever the **** I tell her to do
<8> or she is beaten
<7> rlly?
<8> yes
<8> quite severely
<7> get her to make me some breafest
<8> I shall
<8> whatever you want
<8> but ya know
<7> poached eggs, toast some bacon and a little oj plz
<8> if you raised a few welps on r3n's ***, she would make you some yummy breakfast
<8> fresh squeezed?
<7> optional
<8> that is mistake #q
<8> err
<8> #1
<8> you should only give 2 options
<8> do what I say
<8> or get beaten, and then do what i say.
<7> o rly
<7> i will try it
<7> brb
<8> be firm
<7> got any tips?
<8> well
<8> at first
<8> the element of surprise will work to your advantage
<8> tell her you want breakfast
<8> even if she hops right up and makes you a perfect breakfast
<8> find something wrong with it
<8> and throw it in her face
<8> plate and all
<8> then
<8> while she on her hands and knees cleaning the food and blood up off the floor
<8> give her 10 lashes across the ***
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