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<0> omfg quit hackering the channel
<1> fi
<1> hi
<2> i have to GO to work TOMORROW
<3> aww :(
<4> :(
<2> i know
<2> i get more vacationtime on the 1st though!
<2> i got a PINK COPY of the insuance form i filled out in the mail yesterday
<2> so i might have INSURANCE CARD stuffs at my appatment
<3> ooo
<3> good work!
<3> then you can go to the HOSPITAL and get your LIMEY DISEASE fixed?



<2> thats the idea
<4> yay
<4> y9ou get better
<2> i painted boat today
<2> and it looksl ike i smashed and stomped a village of smurfs
<2> bluepaint all over myself
<4> hahaha ***y
<3> hahaha
<2> i didnt RAPE the smurfs though
<2> and as a result my **** is not blue
<4> well put your hand in the paint bucket then jack off
<4> it will then be blue!
<2> yes!
<5> H0H0H0
<4> i r hurr
<4> but i r going smoke
<4> asym: u go smoke0r?
<4> brb
<1> hax!!!
<6> I'M FREEEEEEEEEE
<5> i go smoke ok.
<6> asym: I told the boss "NO, I WILL NOT USE LOTUS NOTES"
<4> jhicks: yay!
<4> jhicks: does that mean i dont have to pay for favors any more?
<6> Murex: hey buddy, can you paradigm?
<4> sure
<6> Oh, one of those .NET types I see
<6> I think I'll need an XL blue vest for my next job.
<6> "TAKE THE ****ING CART LADY"
<4> i'll do naything you pay me to do
<4> except lick a dogs ***
<6> Hey don't knock it till you've tried it
<6> Being open-minded and all that
<6> Besides, you might offend some dog *** lickers with remarks like that
<4> thats true :(
<4> i am being insensitive
<6> Bad Murex
<1> i have an appraisal at work tomorrow
<6> Welp, at least I quit before the ***hole could fire me
<1> i will try not to laugh in their faces too much
<6> clark0r: you're just not a team player
<1> the person giving the appraisal is head of the team i'm leaving
<1> so you're right
<6> You could always quote Phocion as he said to Antipater
<6> "**** off"
<4> i am surfing the intnernet
<1> i am not
<4> why not
<6> I wonder what ever happened to Brett Gl***
<6> aha!
<6> http://www.brettgl***.com/
<4> i keep farting
<6> me too Murex
<6> A featured article at Brett's website: "Keep Windows 95 from Scrambling Drive Letters"
<4> he might need to update his content a little
<6> ya think?
<4> yeah i upgraded to windows 98
<6> luser! I'm using Mac OS 7!
<4> oh ****!



<6> Now that I'm unemployed I might actually be able to write some code.
<4> dude my other computer is OS/2 WARP 2.1
<6> woah, fancy schmancy
<6> PS-2 snob
<4> mac weenie
<6> that hurts man
<6> you just hate liberals
<8> I used to have OS/2 install floppies
<8> wonder what I did with them
<6> Kyzoku: I used to walk barefoot in dirt to school twelve miles
<6> uphill
<6> both ways
<6> (that was before they invented gravel)
<9> we didn't have fire
<6> no wheels either
<4> we didnt have water either
<4> it hadn't been invented yet
<6> "Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish **** in it."
<8> I invented pants.
<6> Kyzoku: but you failed to patent them!
<8> I hadn't invented patents yet
<6> You got your priorities all wrong.
<6> 1. Invent lawyers
<4> 2. ???
<4> 3. profit
<1> pantents
<1> h0h0h0
<4> i invented *********ion
<6> THAT'S A DAMN LIE
<1> he means he mastered *********ion
<4> i invented butt***
<1> i am bloody stressed
<1> i have just wrapped the presents Murex
<5> BLOODY stressed
<5> I am LAMINATING PAPER
<0> that's pretty l33t
<4> clark0r: you will be fine
<4> clark0r: beat off
<6> clark0r: stop whining
<5> what the hell is your problem
<5> someone tell asym what this baby is crying about
<10> hey has anyone had any luck getting FDDI to work in 6.1-R on a UltraSPARC IIi?
<10> fpa0: <Digital DEFPA PCI FDDI Controller> port 0xc00-0xc7f mem 0x5000-0x507f,0x10000-0x1ffff
<10> at device 2.0 on pci2
<10> panic: trap: fast data access mmu miss
<10> Uptime: 1s
<3> Mr. Clark is worried about his upcoming job review. It seems Murex has threatened to send naked pics of Mr. Clark's girlfriend to the boss unless a fee is paid..
<5> awesome. I have those pictures too.
<5> heh
<3> I don't :(
<5> really?
<11> asym
<11> hi
<3> yes :(
<5> I'll put them in my gallery when I get home from work.
<3> yay!
<0> i want to see
<11> i've been too busy to shoot guns
<5> jd: I haven't!
<11> heh
<5> I bought a new one saturday.
<11> whatd you get?
<5> springfield armory XD 45
<11> hrm
<10> is there a channel where i can ask questions that won't require me to subscribe to -hackers, yet still get good answers?
<5> yeah
<5> #freebsdhelp
<10> fbsdhelp is worthless
<8> the googles! they do nothing!
<11> ahhh


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