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<0> i need an @
<1> i need a bj
<2> you need a taco
<0> i think i shall get me a soda
<0> because i do not want to be at work
<0> and i am in a poopy mood because of it
<2> working on saturday?
<0> i always work on sat
<0> and sun
<0> sat - wed
<2> poor murex, i am sitting on my couch watching my tv playing on irc and drinking pepsi
<0> i am sitting in my herman miller areofgt chair farting
<0> stop this foolishness
<3> mur
<3> EX
<3> xerum



<0> deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
<3> WHAT
<0> your packets smell like a fish market
<3> i mean.. fine day to you sir
<0> in july
<3> yea, it's been a while since i've washed them
<3> i'll close my sockets, how about that?
<0> much better
<0> thx
<3> no prob bob
<3> Boo creepy foot doctor
<3> Horray dk!
<0> why you go to creepy foot doc?
<3> i don't
<0> 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 whose punk .. what the score
<0> my feet are ugly :(
<0> <-- bored
<0> ^-- more bored then you
<1> jpres still loves your stinky feet
<4> HI
<0> turdle!!!!
<4> HELLO
<4> I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER
<4> i am using disk utility to copy over my install from the mini's little hard drive to my firewire drive.
<0> yay
<4> then
<0> disk utility ftw
<4> i installed that 10.5 preview gizmo floating around but it wont boot :-(
<4> i can boot in single user mode but not normal
<0> :(
<0> mega sad face
<4> it just hangs at that part where it would say "starting osx"
<4> yeah
<4> even if i boot with command+v i can't see where it's hanging
<4> because it's right after the gui kicks in
<4> but in single user uname -a says darwin kernel 9.0.0b or something like that
<4> yayayyayay
<0> i am browsing store.apple.com
<4> i am going to try to install it on my main drive now and see if it boots..maybe it doesn't boot of firewire or something
<4> cool are you going to buy me that mac pro
<0> yes
<4> yeah i want the one with the six jiggahertz and stuff
<0> yeah i was gonna get that
<0> for you
<5> Hey
<0> woah i just burped and farted at the same time
<4> wow
<0> hey wow
<0> i just configured your mac pro
<4> cool with the jiggawatts
<0> 16gb of ram and 4 500gb hdd's with nvidia quadra fx card
<0> 2 superdrives
<6> that's a lot of porn
<4> yeah that sounds about right
<0> i sthat ok?
<4> yeah it'll do
<4> i should be able to read my mail on that thing
<0> w/ karens student discount its only $11,038.00
<6> only.
<0> err $11,308



<0> felix: none 4 u then! loloololol
<0> :P
<6>
<6> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
<6> ...
<4> i'm going to eat the cheeseburger now
<0> turdle: fries?
<0> i had a bacon cheese burger yesterday
<0> pepper jack cheese on it
<7> LOLLLERSKATEZ ON YOUR FACE!!!!
<0> so bored
<0> :(
<0> now i have to do work and stuff :(
<8> my toenails r so pretty now
<8> Murex, cashing the next paycheck will feel better, knowing that you earned at least a little bit of it
<9> http://www.hanniganhole.co.uk/blog/2006/08/technobabble-and-social-engineering.html
<4> Murex: you're at w0rk? :-( oh noe
<8> oh ****
<8> I just inhaled hot n sour soup into my lungz :(
<9> bleh
<8> that **** hurt
<9> you know what's the worst? accidentally inhaling spaghetti covered with hotsauce
<9> then coughing so it goes into the back of your nose
<9> (loop here a few times)
<8> that's what just happened
<9> then coughing it out on your plate so everyone thinks you're a cretin
<9> when you just want it to stop
<0> i dont cough
<0> my cough muscle doesnt work
<0> ????
<0> i think i am going to go smoke
<0> should i heat up my marie callendar tasty dinner?
<8> yes
<8> you should
<0> ok i heated it up
<4> yeah!
<0> b33f t1pz wif mushroom sauce
<4> pepperidge farm chicken pot pies are the ****ing ultra goodness ****
<0> yeah dud ethose are awesomer
<4> **** yeah dude
<4> they're the best
<4> they ****ing kick marie callender's ***
<4> at chicken pot pies!
<0> yeah her pies kinda ****
<0> however
<0> this beef tips with mushrooms rules
<4> sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<8> gross
<0> ?
<0> i like b33f t1pz
<0> i wish i was dead
<0> stab me in the ear plz
<4> i saw that **** once on that movie about the cat monster dude
<0> ear stabbing?
<4> yeah man
<4> why does this stupid "optimizing system performance" thing osx always does take like 50 billion years
<0> it goes fast for me
<0> maybe you need to repair your disk permissions
<9> rm -rf / lolololol!
<0> i aint never scared
<0> smoke break time
<1> greetings, fatslappers
<9> how may I forcefully impregnate you today
<0> yo
<1> i might have to break down and visit walmart
<0> y?
<1> since there is no 24/7 ace hardware
<1> i just realized i need a bolt for tomorrow
<0> o
<1> ************
<4> you're going for a tire iron and a box of choir
<1> actually, i didn't just realize. i just remembered
<0> what you need it for


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