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<0> alcoholic
<1> like sporq with his scat collection
<0> that was the word i wated
<1> scat fiend
<0> wanted
<1> clarkee, "borracho" sounds so much more desirable
<1> borracho = spanglish for "drunk"
<1> speaking of drunks, hi nico!
<2> i think Ott's gonna be on Raising the Roofs
<1> ?
<2> google it
<2> buckwheat!
<1> does that mean i'll be showing my borracho side when i'm downtown wednesday night?
<3> ugh the daystar hurts my eyes
<2> haha
<2> daystar
<2> http://www.spiketv.com/#/shows/roofs/index.jhtml
<1> **** yeah
<3> boy that looks like a fine television show
<1> They live in an insular world focused on alcohol, flatulence, and sloth. When they're not farting in each others' faces, they are stripping down to their skivvies to be a little more "comfortable." Raising the Roofs has more shots of naked male torso than a Chippendales calendar, and viewers will more than likely discover an unhealthy fascination with these underdeveloped physiques. Michael Sr. has a stomach so round and large that one fears for surrounding
<1> nico has groupies
<2> one fears for surrounding ........
<2> ?
<1> farm animals
<2> heh
<3> those poor cows
<2> segal's a *****
<2> Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
<2> Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
<4> K4r3n: http://helium.mentaldump.org/~arubin/Yeah%20Yeah%20Yeahs/
<3> its a non-chuck norris day, cause its my birthday
<2> o
<2> alright
<3> :)
<0> arubin: leeching
<1> Raising the Roofs is a baloRaising the Roofs is a baloney belch breathe of fresh air.
<1> oops
<2> Sporq is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
<2> Sporq can divide by zero.
<2> Sporq doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
<4> Sporq ****s his own ***.
<3> hahahaha
<1> hehe
<2> well sure
<1> CDOH
<2> when you're hung like sporq, it's easy.
<3> there's no photographic proof of sporq's hung-ness
<2> sure there is
<2> the giver
<2> that'd be well hanged.
<4> no physical proof either
<4> Otterr: have you heard Wolfmother?
<3> well unless i get a picture of your ****, i'm going to go with ott's idea of well hanged :)
<2> heh
<2> =(
<2> On his birthday, Sporq randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
<3> ooh i know just the child
<3> my next door neighbors have a screaming girl you can throw
<2> murex is spanking his monkey.
<2> heh
<3> nah he's off executing "the plan"
<2> aka taking a dump
<3> pfft
<2> =D
<2> what plan?
<3> something for my birthday
<2> o
<3> the only thing i got was "you're not allowed to do anything while i'm gone"
<2> did you say
<2> O RLY?
<2> YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
<3> plz, if he wants to do the dishes, clean the house, make the bed and feed the cats i'm all for it
<1> [S+Z] PUBLIC flooding detected from sporq (sporq@core.oc192.org)
<1> hah
<2> hmm
<1> arubin, never heard of wolfmother
<2> ott can't control his client.
<1> [S+Z] sporq@core.oc192.org removed from ignore list
<1> you're right. i wouldn't have done that
<1> bwahaha
<3> so much hate
<1> r3n, how's the hammock?
<2> oops
<2> brb
<3> its very nice when the screaming child/yapping dog isn't outside
<3> i shall enjoy it more when school starts again
<3> otherwise if i got out there currently i might be tempted to shoot one or both
<4> get Murex drunk and have him do it
<1> or you can go on a killing spree and i'll keep the hammock safe while you're gone for 20 to life
<4> Stripes is on TNT
<1> stripes is also on dvd
<3> uh no i'll just prefer to go out after 5 when her mommy picks her up from grandma's daycare
<3> its too hot to enjoy in the middle of the afternoon anyway
<1> maybe in ctober
<1> maybe in october
<3> http://www.workingamerica.org/badboss
<5> <-- the man
<3> ^-- good husband
<5> \m/ \m/
<1> murex, did you get egg mcmuffin delivery?
<3> pfft, that's ghetto
<3> he got me starbucks and the last cream cheese danish they had
<5> i had to fight for it
<3> wrestling it from a lunatic!
<6> WHERE'S MY STARBUCKS?!
<6> i
<6> 'm smoking that whacky tobacci
<5> turtle_: at starbucks, your barista will make it for you
<6> what the **** is a barista is that some kind of like old time whore or something?
<5> yes
<6> from the wild west days
<5> yes it is
<3> turtle: its my brithday bring me some of that sticky itcky and i'll let you have a sip of my bucks
<1> speaking of sbux, where is rhia?
<6> i don't think i can run that far
<6> i actually have some really good coffee right now anyway
<3> :(
<5> Otterr: liker her computer is broken or something
<1> unbreak it or something
<4> she needs to MacGuyver that **** and get online
<1> no doubt
<1> some bubble gum and baling wire
<6> cheap crappy computers are cheap
<3> yeah asym or ax or someone near her should go help
<6> yeah what the hell they're not very nice huh
<5> turtle_: i am hungry :(
<5> turtle_: bring mr foods
<5> me
<6> :-(
<6> i'm hungry tooooo
<6> **** ****
<5> and its past time for yummy breakfast cheesy paper
<6> mmm
<6> it's too late
<6> 1 minute and cheesy arbys paper is over
<6> i can't make it in time
<5> :(
<6> yesterday i had a burger king greaseball thing
<5> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<5> #2?
<5> i love #2
<5> the double
<5> wif cheese
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