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<0> "Stop taking Zelnorm and call your doctor if you get so much diarrhea that you get lightheaded, dizzy, or faint."
<0> Jesus
<1> who the **** wouldn't
<2> I'd take more
<0> and some Metamucil
<0> so when you go to the ER they just can't stop the ****ting
<0> but they'd have to keep giving you saline to keep you alive
<1> I'm sure it's possible
<0> it would be a spectacular mess
<1> put one of those balloon things (not sure of the med. term) in your bunghole and inflate it
<1> heh
<3> YAY MORE RAIN
<4> night
<2> hmmm



<2> Murex must be dead
<1> why do you say that?
<2> well
<2> I'm sure it's partly hope
<2> but mostly I know he can't sit in front of a computer for 3 hours and 25 minutes and no IRC
<0> maybe they are making him work
<1> say it aint so!
<2> riiiight
<5> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCpfmMcnSxY
<5> !!!
<5> lollllll
<1> for ever
<6> and ever?
<6> your mothers.
<0> I strongly disagree
<1> I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE MOTHER TO GIVE FOR THIS CHANNEL
<0> for a donation of one mother we have this lovely MC Hammer CD
<6> *crickets*
<2> where is Murex
<6> its not my day to babysit
<0> it takes a village to raise a Tre
<6> haha
<6> and what has come of the village idiot?
<6> errrm, i mean sporq
<0> probably banging a horse
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zey8FsGNLeI&search=break%20dancing
<6> it is saturday night in a lonely wisconson town
<6> i tihnk you may be correct
<6> think too
<6> err wisconsin too
<6> ??
<7> BITCHES
<6> there's the village idiot
<7> don't talk about murex like that.
<6> i wasn't!
<7> you were.
<7> well
<7> has israel started WWIII yet?
<8> not yet, but they're working on it
<8> heard in the media several times... the un has called for israel to show restraint... waiting for the us to do the same, that'd be amusing
<1> them and/or NK are going to cause WWIII
<1> NK just rejected the UN's resolution in a record 45 minutes
<2> I hope r3n wasn't taken out as well.
<2> :(
<2> there goes r3n
<9> Hey does anyone know how to chmod 444 all .php files in all the subdirs?
<1> HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY:
<1> that has nothing to do with freebsd at all
<1> go ask #unixfornewbies or something
<1> hump a tree please
<1> --end of list--
<9> Saying nothing at all would also have been an option
<2> reading the topic would have been a better option
<1> oh, I knew I forgot something
<7> hey buttpipe
<6> buttpipe?



<7> i agree
<7> OTTERR IS P***ING OUT TERRORIST-ORIENTED LITERATURE!
<10> oh, then you should be pleased
<6> he's referring to http://www.articlesofimpeachment.com/
<11> oh rlly
<10> no one is going to impeach that fool, americans are way too lazy
<11> also, nobody wants to blow him
<7> as long as they keep filling the troughs.
<6> c'mon clarkee. you know you want to test your gag reflex.
<10> also happy birthday to me.
<11> oh K4r3n
<11> happy birthday!!
<11> w00t
<10> :)
<11> 21?
<11> but you don't look a day over 19
<11> Murex: ebud!
<12> yawn
<10> someone give clarkee a big joint for that comment
<11> cheers
<12> awake now
<11> i went into town last night
<11> to the bars and clubs
<11> and boy
<11> there are some HOT HOT HOT women about
<12> i did not go to work yeserday
<6> 21 again?
<11> tsk tsk
<12> and i am not going today either
<11> i need to get laid
<10> otterr: yes, its my 8th 21st birthday
<6> murex, are you off or are you being rebellious?
<10> erm well 9th
<11> i want some 18 y/o *****
<6> jesuschrist
<6> you're almost 30!
<10> $%@@$
<6> =]
<12> well i took today off yestrday i was sick
<10> "sick"
<10> you should put that in quotations
<6> sick or sick of work?
<12> yeah "too =hungover to function properly"
<6> heh
<12> anyway
<12> planz
<7> you've been there for what? 4 months?
<11> last night i forced myself to puke so i could drink more
<10> 8
<10> i think
<10> never taken a sick day :P
<6> call the boss with "i've got anal glaucoma. i just can't see my *** going to work today"
<11> this bar i went in last night was like 3 girls to every guy
<11> it was CRAZY
<7> even ugly guys like you?
<11> but i was more interested in getting wasted than getting laid
<11> sporq: sorry, not many fit guys for you
<6> i thought the idea was to get them wasted so you can get laid
<11> maybe
<11> if i wasn't such an addict
<6> whatever
<7> s/addict/***lick
<6> the word is "lush"
<7> heh
<7> drunkard
<6> or "drunkard"
<6> yes.
<6> addict is reserved for illegal drugs. alcohol is still legal.
<0> alcohol enthusiast
<6> and if you smoke, you're a nicotine fiend
<11> ahhh
<11> alcoholic


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