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<0> it's not so bad
<0> i am leaving 2 hour early
<1> why is that?
<0> i got **** to do tomorrow that will force me to coem to work early
<0> thus
<0> i leave early
<1> so tomorrow will be a long day?
<0> yeah
<0> i'd leave early tomorrow but someone else has time off scheduled
<1> so if you kill that person today...
<0> i cant kil them
<1> can't or won't?
<0> its my manager
<0> best not to kill them
<2> ****ing dialup
<3> Arky Arky Arky



<3> awww
<4> OH
<4> Chuck Norris v Fat Bastard
<2> hehe
<5> hi GmJ :)
<5> fat bastard would sit on him and chuck would be lost in his butt crack
<6> umm guys, how long do you think i will be grounded for accidently putting the last measure operating system in my moms computer? i was mad i couldnt convert her to FreeBSD lol
<6> well it wasnt an accident, though i told her it was
<7> what is "freebsd lol"?
<7> oh wait, you're one of those people who put "lol" after everything
<0> felix: lol
<0> hi
<7> fag
<1> one of *those* people
<0> felix: lol how are you
<0> i put it before everything
<0> arubin: lol lol
<0> :D
<8> lol you guys are nuts roflmao
<0> roffles with syrup?
<9> i'm running WindowsLOLLER Edition
<6> why?
<5> felix!! lolol
<0> I am running Apple LOLOSX
<7> LOL Lol LOl LOL LOl LOl lOL lol lOl lOl lOL LOl lol LoL loLlOLLol LOL LolLOl loL Lol LOl LOllOL lOl lOL lOl LOL LoL LoL LoL lol lol LOl LolLOL lol LOL lOL loL lolLol lOl Lol LOl LOLlo
<5> haha
<5> we love you felix :)
<0> i want a rainbow penis made from lol's
<6> just because i ended one sentence with lol
<5> I always knew you were gay
<5> felix won't speak for weeks if noone says lol
<8> OH ****
<8> I am about to burn my first CDROM on my MBP
<9> I DID THAT ONCE!!!!!
<8> just once?
<10> LOLZ
<8> man
<10> LOLZ
<8> it looks like upgrading the hard drive is going to be rather involved
<8> why don't they just have it in a tray like Dell?
<8> speaking of dell
<8> did you see that 20" 'laptop' they have?
<11> mbp?
<8> MacBook Pro
<11> oh
<11> sounds like $$$
<11> i'll be a cheap bastard kthx
<8> http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/xpsnb_m2010?c=us&l=en&s=dhs&cs=19
<8> it was $1800
<8> that thing might make a decent portable PC, but I don't think it would be much of a laptop
<5> would be fun having that on your lap on a plane
<12> hi
<12> how i install unzip in freebsd
<7> ports, dork.
<8> ArkyLady, the only fun part would be annoying the **** out of everyone around you with it
<7> alexis_t: go read the handbook
<7> and find the 'ports' section
<12> :8
<8> alexis_t, just use tar
<12> ok
<8> it's already installed



<8> Burn started
<11> now there's a good time
<0> you lied to him
<0> he needs WinZIP services for UNIX!!!!
<8> Burn Finished
<0> JPres: slow
<0> be like me, i dont have a working superdrive i cant burn anything lolololololol
<7> can you tell it not to TRACE 'faith'? make it either accept the nick it has now, or make it attempt to take some other nick.
<11> misfire much?
<0> otterr: you are supposed to day 'misfire lol!"
<11> oh yeah
<0> duh lol
<5> haha
<0> ArkyLady: you should give your company a suggestion, they should like have a 'career day' at the local schools and hand out pistols to the kids
<0> here sally have a luger!
<0> this is unacceptable
<0> you will speak now
<0> of forever be bot banned
<0> except you sporq i am bot banning you now
<13> THANK YOU M***SA!
<0> welcome
<0> the ban for sporqs will be pushed out to all efnet servers at midnight
<0> so enjoy your time here
<8> what?
<11> you have no chance to survive make yor time
<11> your even
<8> I wonder how long we have until Bush's overlords command him to shoot a nuke at China
<11> dont we have to invade iran first?
<8> and touch off Armageddon
<8> no
<8> unless Iran has nukes already
<11> if you find yourself in an apocolyptic hell, please save me a seat. i'll be there shortly.
<14> are you pretty much screwed when your superblock cannot be found
<14> lol
<14> SEARCH FOR ALTERNATE SUPER-BLOCK FAILED.
<11> we could have asked pm to deliver a cleveland steamer
<11> bummer
<15> whoppsie daisies
<6> what port should i build? im incredibly bored.
<15> lincity
<15> they got a railroad tycoon one too i think
<11> so pm
<11> do you give a mean cleveland steamer?
<15> man i cant beleive otter remembered me
<15> *sniff*
<11> if so /msg sporq !scatfiend
<11> heh
<15> pretty sure i dont even know what a steamer is
<11> wtf?
<11> how can you live in clevelans and not know?
<11> cleveland
<15> cause im not a hippie
<15> i dont read the right magazines?
<11> can you use google?
<11> or other web browser?
<15> nup
<15> im using a typwriter for my moniter
<11> do you live under a rock?
<11> ah
<15> worse, i live above a pet store
<11> i send smoke signals. it's all digital. cloud of smoke for one. nothing for zero.
<11> the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller
<15> ah so that;s what they're doing
<11> /msg sporq !scatfiend
<11> he digs that sort of thing
<11> especially if you're in cleveland. it adds to the authenticity
<15> i've lived in other cities too. maybe i havent tried hard enough to make fun of cleveland
<15> last year's america's poorest big city
<11> way to go
<15> it dont bother me none


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