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<0> and leave lest dust to boot
<0> s/lest/less
<0> Murex: but to each their own
<0> i just like to tinker in my free time
<1> i dont trust dealerships at all
<0> ax: get a new car ;)
<2> i do not tinker with my car
<1> ****ing hackjobs in the shops
<3> they are all full of ****
<4> HELLO THERE
<4> ****ing handjobs
<3> i've dealt with 4 dealers around here
<3> all the same story
<1> dk: v been thinkina bout it
<1> i can either do a downpayment on condo or something and hope car doesnt break... or get a car
<3> they outright lie to people, they tell women that go in to change the oil in the car that they should change the air filter i nthe cabin at 8k miles or else mold could develop and its yicky icky



<1> or i can just get more guns
<1> which is more fun than a condo or car
<3> and women are all like "eww mold, how much does it cost?"
<3> heh
<2> whatever
<2> i am not stupid
<4> how are you mister
<2> and i am not going to let Jimmy Joe Bob Cooter work on my car either
<2> its dealer or nothing
<2> turtle: fantastic
<2> my car is running like a champ
<2> and no check engine light
<4> cool did you break the lightbulb so it would stop turning on?
<2> no
<2> i paid to have it repaired!
<4> neat
<4> i do that when lights come on
<5> I have the fire wings
<4> neat
<4> i want some of those
<4> i ate some combos
<6> turn up the music so you can't hear CLACK CLACK CLACK
<6> combos cause vd
<7> the colors!!!
<2> !!!sroloc eht
<2> turtle: i have a question
<4> OH **** OK
<6> i have a peach
<2> i bought some head on headache remedy but where do i put it?
<4> DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!!!
<2> are you sure?
<4> rub it on your hands and beat off
<8> Yo Ax, you here?
<3> i dont want to know how often old people have ***
<3> mind of mencia
<3> STOOPID BEENER
<3> :-)
<4> st00pid beaver
<3> nice beaver!
<3> "thanks, i just had it stuffed"
<4> harhar!
<3> anyone who cannot guess the quote
<3> ****s
<3> what movie?
<3> turtle? you do not know what movie that is from?
<4> no
<3> naked gun
<3> !
<3> you must watch
<3> naked gun 2 1/2
<3> and naked gun
<9> I dont think you _want_ to know how often old people have ***
<10> UNLEASH THE FURRY! http://www.dogjog.org
<4> don't make fun of them just because you don't understand!
<4> i dress up like a pony and work out to richard simmons all the time
<4> and then beat off
<4> OMG
<3> what is good at 10pm
<3> on tv
<3> i need something to fill that void
<3> !



<4> porn
<11> surely you know about empornium
<3> octal?
<11> jd?
<3> yo
<11> hi
<3> you same octal from #nanog?
<11> yes
<3> cool
<3> yeah i'm on empornium
<12> hi
<3> but i already looked at porn today
<1> you can do it more than once!
<3> yeah but i'm trying to break the habbit
<3> heh
<3> octal you're in Japan?
<13> yeah
<13> tokyo
<3> nice
<13> but i only have JPY10500.
<13> and i need JPY3000 to get to the airport on sunday
<3> ****ty
<13> i'm chilling in hotel room doing -CURRENT install
<13> yeah
<2> i am drinking a beer
<13> i had USD 7000 right before i left but i needed to pay a corp fee in cash immediately
<4> HOWDY
<13> and no atms here take foreign cards, wu is closed for the weekend, etc.
<2> octal: so you are broke?
<4> oh **** dude you're kidnapped :-(
<13> 7000 yen is enough to do stuff on saturday night if i am careful i think
<13> murex: i have like $50 in local money, and like $500 in AED (which no one will exchange)
<3> he'll be kidnapped by asian women
<4> i want asian women
<4> omg
<3> be sure to tell them you're an american businessman
<4> i'm going to download asian porn dvds off usenet now
<3> hah
<3> usenet is great for porn
<3> i need a free easynews acct
<12> so
<12> yurdle the turtle is in the house
<2> i do not have a free easynews account
<13> ****ing openoffice on freebsd current is painful
<3> altho i could pull down my own news if i was not too lazy to setup a server
<12> Murex
<12> do this
<12> go to #easynews
<2> i have a paid easynews account
<12> and say
<12> give me an easynews account
<12> or you will packet their ircd
<13> i think i will set up a usenet account
<3> i had a.b.p.e.lesbians
<2> octal: where are you
<13> it fills 100M now, right?
<3> or the like with like 5 month retention
<3> or 6 months
<13> murex: westin in ebisu
<3> hehe
<2> o
<2> thats like on the moon right
<13> where are you?
<2> it sounds far away
<3> yeah full usenet feed is rough
<13> ?
<13> it's in tokyo
<2> Alabama
<13> it's like 1-2 stops from shinjuku
<3> this mencia guy is hopped on something, coke maybe
<3> it makes him 5x more annoying
<3> what do i watch at 10pm
<4> PORN! THE **** WITH COOTERS


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