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<0> SHUT YO' ***
<0> I need to buy a stadium horn.
<1> so you can stand in NYC and say "God is a golfclub?"
<0> no
<0> i'm donating it to the new rink being built here.
<1> "you out there on the ice..."
<1> there's more bad news for newspapers
<1> newspapers everywhere are dying
<0> well according to people like jpres, you can't trust anything on the internet, nor is the main stream regular media very trustworthy either.
<1> it's a liberal media conspiracy
<0> apparently.
<0> you
<0> go find me an air horn for an ice rink.
<1> what would be unique about an air horn for an ice rink?
<1> as opposed to any bull horn



<0> one that sounds like a ship horn
<0> BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<1> Navy Surplus
<1> http://www.airhornsoftexas.com/marine/marine.html
<0> http://www.airhornsoftexas.com/sports/sports.html
<1> man
<1> I have grounds for divorce now
<1> my wife shut down my freebsd box, took the mouse off and put it on my kids XP box to play games
<1> that is unforgiveable
<0> hmm
<0> $2k?
<0> that's all?
<0> i figured they'd be way more expensive.
<1> steal one
<1> it's cheaper
<0> nah
<0> i'm not a crooked republican/democrat.
<2> Sporq is a crooked independent
<0> I'M NOT A CROOK! (tm)
<3> what is the solution to COUNT on postgres?
<3> its slow as fuk, store your own count in db?
<0> http://tinyurl.com/yfb3k2
<3> ?
<3> what is that
<3> if its not solution to my question then stfu
<3> ;)
<1> num_rows
<3> yeah?
<0> Here it is you tic turd
<1> what a good cheap price for an optical mouse these days?
<0> $5
<1> amazing
<4> you need one of them there fancy mighty mice!
<1> I should get wireless
<1> what would I be looking at for bluetooth mouse and keyboard?
<0> when I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in the mouth.
<1> plus bluetooth card
<1> Belkin, 29 bucks
<1> mouse and keyboard combo, 34 bucks
<1> 63 bucks plus tax
<1> I need a fix cause I'm going down, down to the bitch that I left uptown"
<1> "mother superior jumped the gun"
<5> mexican food = the win
<5> heh
<5> bbl
<1> oh yeah
<1> "you make me dizzy miss lizzy"
<6> wild
<6> finally got the kids down the street ****ing up my ****in cable interweb doing something else
<6> they must have the super swarms going off of some torrents or something
<6> its killing me
<6> damn :(
<1> burn their house down
<1> that'll learn em
<1> I begin drinking now
<1> where's Murex?
<1> he'll appreciate drinking
<1> scan number 67 going down
<1> god bless epson
<1> but now I must upgrade this box to 10.3.x



<4> that's an upgrade?
<7> good evening
<4> hello
<0> muuuuuuuurex
<7> turtle-/sporq
<0> turtle-
<7> i think turtle- and Sporq are the same person
<0> i'm much too pretty.
<7> i am drinking a red bull
<0> i'm drinking a mug cream soda.
<7> i have executed the firefox application on my macintosh computer
<0> o rly?
<0> did it die?
<4> i execute applications
<4> one shot to the back of the head
<4> SPLAT
<8> hello all. i'm looking for a very small http server that does cgi on the x86 platform.
<0> there's that picobsd
<4> install iis
<0> he said small http server
<8> Sporq: is that a BSD distribution or an minimal HTTP server?
<7> http://www.lighttpd.net/
<7> try google next time
<0> that's a bsd build that fits on a floppy iirc.
<8> turtle-: i just installed iis... now what.
<4> click on the go button?
<4> point and scream COMPUTER ON!!!!!
<4> I DON'T THINK HE TOOK ME SERIOUSLY
<7> ok i am going to buy this software
<0> what software?
<7> http://salling.com/
<7> gotta see if i can find a coupon code first though
<7> <-- jew
<0> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198
<7> christ why did i click that
<7> yay bought el softwarez
<0> so where's k4r3n?
<7> in her office, watching tv on her computer
<0> o rly?
<7> ya rly?
<0> yell over and tell her to check her /msg's
<0> plz
<7> done
<9> o
<10> You gotta up your rates, K4r3n. You can't keep cutting Sporq such a good deal on Murex.
<10> JPres will get nealous.
<10> jealous, too
<9> hahah
<7> ?
<11> ????
<1> is this gonna work?
<1> with only 256 megs of ram
<1> ouch
<12> hehe
<1> -*Creation*- Welcome to #conservative deadnow
<1> deadnow: conservatives ****
<13> FOOTBALL
<11> hmmm
<1> I don't know what came over me
<11> I wonder if my Dulce de Leche is done yet.
<0> deadnow- conservatives don't know how to use computers.
<0> COMPUTERS IS EVIL TOOLS OF THE DEVIL!
<1> ddue
<1> er, dude
<1> I promise never to troll again
<1> I have seen the error of my ways
<1> from this point porksword
<1> I mean forward
<1> I will become a model IRC citizen
<1> so there I was
<1> one man against humanity
<11> wtfeva
<1> conflict


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