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<0> so it has time to kick in before you get home
<1> its at home
<0> oh
<0> go to the PX and buy a bottle of vodka then
<2> you should take it now
<2> so you can drive home wile it kicks in
<0> yea
<2> i think i'm going to have more squirts
<0> maybe you can fall asleep at the wheel and ****ing die in a fireball
<0> OR OR OR
<2> i'm going to squirt a SuPeRkErNeL
<0> you could run into the back of an asphalt truck, and it could spill it's load of hot asphalt into your car, which would bust out your windshield, and let the asphalt cover your body, and you could just ****ing cook to death over the next 45 minutes or so till you ****ing die
<1> :(
<2> wow that's mean
<2> or you could park behind a dumpster somewhere and turn the lights off and jerk off in the car
<0> turdle, that **** happened around here like a year or so ago
<2> wow
<1> turdle: i do that nayway
<2> what a ****ty wya to go
<1> anyway
<1> i park over behind the lard pit at the kfc
<2> yeah!!!!!!!!
<1> if the wind blows right the lard pit smell comes in the car
<0> I have a bowl of lard
<1> and it makes me so hard
<0> I like mine whipped
<0> you should hang out by the KFC dumpster at closing time
<0> they always throw out like 20 chickens worth of KFC and you can get a 40 bucket for like $5
<0> and a blowjob
<1> i want KFC and blowjob
<0> no no no
<0> you have to give the blowjob
<0> but it's ok because the 40 bucket cleans the taste out
<3> http://toba.ath.cx:724/album/electronics.html?id=16
<3> that's what happens to hardware that causes servers to go down around here.
<3> 16lb chunk of rebar, meet broken PSU
<0> you are a big man around broken power supplies aren't you
<4> okay, thats just bad...
<5> hahahaha
<5> ooooooooh tough guy
<4> I don't know wtf to do with this job... I should perhaps test it a little more
<1> lolololololololol
<4> get a call from a client today, "uhhh, my notebook won't show anything on the screen"
<4> it sounded very much like a blown backlight
<4> so he brought it over, and it looked very much like a blown backlight
<4> the dude restarted it etc. apparently a few times
<4> I plugged in my crt screen to it, and bam, backlight turns on
<5> BAM
<0> fn-f7
<5> you're a ****ing wizard, criten
<0> hit that a few times
<4> I'm just thinking what the ****...
<1> ????
<5> mine is fn+f8
<4> I even called up toshiba to get a quote on a backlight replacement
<3> mine is also fn-f8
<4> dumb mofos, I fixed it before they had a chance to call me back
<0> I hope you still charged them for the backlight
<4> there were like 30 people in their call queue, and it gave me the option to leave my no and they'll call me back... so yeah, still waiting on that
<4> haha
<4> I just charged this bloke $170 the other day for doing almost nothing
<4> fixed a printer jam on his laser printer
<3> heh
<4> I might do it cheap for him, $20 or so
<4> and test it out a little bit, see if I can get the ****er to not turn on again
<0> uhh
<0> no
<0> you charge him your standard first hour rate
<4> if I do, then its obviously a backlight replacement
<4> I could, but I'm being nice
<4> cause he sends me heaps of work
<0> if you charge him $20, you set a horrible precedent
<0> so?
<4> heh
<0> **** being nice, you have a Mac Pro to buy
<4> when I was like 16 and was fixing this dudes pc, I used to get paid $20 or so
<4> now I charge him $88/hr
<4> the same guy
<5> i do free **** for my good customers sometimes
<4> I've known him for years :)
<4> yes
<5> i even got company hats to hand out
<3> I only actually charge people who are ***holes to me when I'm doing my informal tech support thing at school
<6> otterr: like you'll swallow for free?
<5> all these flunkies drool over a free cap
<4> if I do this cheap, it further ensure he'll always come back to me
<0> in 6 months, he won't remember the time you cut him a break on labor because the job was easy
<4> cause his day just got ****ed over for it, and it was only something minor apparently
<3> if people aren't ***hats they get it for cost of materials, ***uming I have the time
<6> doing **** for free almost always ends up badly
<4> *shrug*
<6> charge and do a great job
<5> i only commit to free once it's done and it was easy
<3> which has gotten me some good trades, like I can usually just waltz into the machine shop and ask for something to be made if I bring materials
<3> most have to **** around getting permission and whatnot
<4> this dude is uber paranoid about privacy....
<4> he works with federal police...
<3> but I've fixed **** for the guy who runs the machine shop for part of the day, so I generally get in pretty fast
<5> kiddie porn?
<0> I need to go get a pedicure this week
<4> when I was telling him I'd probably have to send it to toshiba to get it fixed, he was like "oh, can you backup then format the hdd & restore it on its return so they don't get any of my documents?"
<5> ...
<3> JPres: get a swiss army knife instead
<4> he trusts me with his private info... but not anyone else :D
<4> still, its never anything interesting
<5> comphobby, i'm going to recommend a belt sander
<4> I've looked at his stuff before and its not worth spending your time looking at
<4> I'd rather surf for porn
<6> so what you are saying is, he is pretty foolish to trust you with his stuff
<3> otterr: small blade on a swiss army knife handles fingernails and toenails just fine, I've been using my nail clippers for wire cutters for a while now
<0> does a swiss army knife come with a 95 lb asian girl to rub my feet?
<5> a belt sander would be faster
<5> time is money
<3> JPres: well, no.
<0> then your solution ****ing ****s CompHobby.
<5> jpres, you'll get a fat broad, smacking her gum and watching oprah while she files away your corns
<5> i have seen the future
<5> and yours is not pretty
<0> nope
<5> nor is mine. tomorrow is monday.
<0> there are no fat broads at nails plus
<5> mondays traditionally **** for me
<0> man
<0> tomorrow is monday, and also the first day of school :(
<0> mine will **** triple bad
<5> so if you ask "hey ott, how was your day?" you'll probably get "F@U"
<0> I feel ya
<5> so do you get vague calls like "my thingy doesn't work when i start my program"?
<4> arubin, I wouldn't say so... in the wrong hands, its something to worry about
<4> but the stuff I've seen doesn't affect me in any way, or anyone I know... and I'm not about to start sending his stuff around to people
<4> and now that I have looked, I can't be ****ed ever doing it again unless its something I have to do and am getting paid for...
<4> so there could be anything on his pc nowdays, something that perhaps does affect me and I couldn't be bothered to go looking for it
<4> so its pretty safe from me because of that :)
<5> arubin, the answer is "no, he can't be trusted".
<7> give me op.
<1> the correct statement is OPS OR BANS
<3> or OPS OR RAPE
<7> op
<3> RAPE CAGE FOR YOU
<7> >:[
<3> what are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum?
<1> yeao srry rape cage it is
<1> CompHobby: get out the loldongs
<1> lets go to work
<1> JPres: i am going to go smoke now
<0> so?
<3> klux: drown in a toilet.
<7> no thanks.
<7> i just want my op.
<3> your op? isn't that a bit presumptuous?
<3> get ****ed
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