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<0> kae: of course, but its much harder to hit on a guy if you don't know its going to come out that he's gay
<1> there is some small semlance of truth, but over all, it's inaccurate
<1> r3n, true
<1> there's lots of lesbians here
<1> but they look pretty butch
<2> kae: they're easier to spot :)
<2> yes
<1> so you can usually feel safe
<1> but I agree, if you're a straight chick, it's a bit more of a crap shoot
<1> plus, there are lots of freshmen girls
<1> if I were single, i'd be like at vagina buffet
<3> yeah
<3> burb
<0> college here is just the opposite
<3> burp
<0> alot of guys, less girls



<0> it is very difficult for me to concentrate in cl***
<4> k4r3333n
<0> ax
<4> hows college life
<0> eh, its ok
<0> been doing alot of homework, trying not to hit on the cute guy in my karate cl***
<4> its karate.. you are allowed to hit him
<0> yeah well you know me, hippies believe in making love not war :)
<4> bah
<4> they offer karate at college?
<0> i wonder if i can convince murex to rake up all the leaves and such in the back yard without me
<0> yeah, along with yoga but it was full when i registered
<4> uh huh...
<0> after this semester i'll be a yellow belt!
<0> ax: i always like to take an exercise cl*** of some kind, the fact that i get a grade on it usually helps motivate me to continue working out
<0> plus its an easy a to buffer any cl***es i don't do so well on
<4> heh
<5> yeah, easy As are always a good thing while taking hard cl***es
<4> ya.. but taking courses just for an easy grade that arnt required is a waste of $
<0> i don't think so
<0> karate makes me feel much better after i get done with my communications cl***
<0> that bitch of a woman has been one hell of an inspiration for my punches
<4> so would just going home and beating up murex
<0> but you see
<0> that is illegal
<4> RAKE THE LEAVES *PUNCHPUNCHKICK*
<4> maybe he just falls down the stairs alot
<3> http k4r3n.jpg
<0> we don't have any stairs here...
<0> so uhm, thats hard to use
<5> you have no stairs in your house!?
<5> you are not protected
<3> well i just got done eating some hot wings
<4> K4r3n he falls out of bed than!
<3> an hour ago
<0> i have murex and lots of firearms
<0> why do i need stairs?
<3> life flight is on its way
<3> life flight
<0> and soon i'll be a yellow belt and all will fear my beginner bull**** moves!
<3> lot of you may not be familiar with the particular flavour of hot wings my lab just ate
<3> life flight is on its way
<3> kay four are three en hello
<0> hello pm
<0> you should try alcohol
<0> it will bind with your taste buds
<1> r3n
<1> what is your karate style?
<0> hrm i'm not sure of the specific name but i think its Shin Nagare
<1> you should ask :>
<0> oh he's mentioned it before but he always says "but we modify..."
<1> heh
<1> what's the belt progression?
<0> yellow orange green blue purple brown then black i think
<1> heh
<1> you digging it so far?
<6> i use a belt to hold my pants up.
<6> and it always matches my shoes
<1> biggy == metro***ual
<0> kae: i like it alot, except when we go through the actions of killing someone
<1> oh



<1> you don't like that?
<1> why don't you like killing
<0> it creeps me out
<1> you like guns
<0> no
<1> oh
<0> murex likes guns
<1> wel
<6> not metro***ual, but i have standards :P
<1> think of it this way
<1> you or htem
<1> er
<1> them
<6> i dont tweeze my eyebrows
<0> true, and thats why i allow him to have 10000 guns
<1> imagine what they'd do to you if you didn't disable them first?
<1> biggyBrow
<6> brau
<1> you're like a cylon
<0> its just werid to me, i'm a hippie like that
<1> r3n, I know
<1> we do similar stuffr
<0> the respect and structure though, thats awesome
<1> but think of it as if you were say, rescuing someone
<1> like, some guy is robbing an old lady or raping someone
<1> and t hink
<1> "die, ****er"
<1> you may need to hurt a bad person in order to protect a good person
<4> i just want someone to break into my appartment when im home
<0> hurt != kill
<1> so they can catch you beating off?
<1> r3n, yea
<0> kae: so they can join him in beating off
<4> kae: and than i can shoot them when i finish
<1> r3n, we learn 'least harm'
<1> like, what you need to do to disable someone long enough for you to get away or for help to arrive
<1> they don't emphasize death
<0> heh that might be usefull
<1> but
<1> you have to understand the principle that is karate
<0> the second cl*** we were learning about breaking someone's arm and gouging out their eyes
<1> it's usualy one block then one strike
<1> that stike is used to disable (kill) your opponent
<4> kae: "dead" is disabled long enough to get away
<1> i.e. you only have one shot
<1> better make it count
<0> interesting way of doing it
<1> yea
<0> i didn't get that kind of vibe from my instructor
<1> if you stick with it for a while, it becomes clearer
<7> what style of karate?
<0> it just seems like this strung together set of moves that at some point would obviously become similar to beating a dead person
<7> American Karate of some form, K4r3n?
<7> or kenpo?
<0> yes
<0> american
<7> that's usually kenpo-based
<7> have you heard them mention a guy by the name of Ed Parker yet?
<0> no
<7> ok
<0> our instructor likes to brag about only himself :)
<7> haha
<7> COBRA KAI!
<7> ;)
<6> hrm
<6> i can picture the dude from napoleon dynamite
<6> oo matsui tonight
<0> i need a new printer
<6> me too
<0> this little epson isn't going to make it through college with me
<6> im gonna pick up some cheap **** at costco
<0> heh i was thinking about going to sam's
<6> im tired of writting down the output of google maps
<6> and doing rough sketches


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