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<0> he sold me something "like new" that was a ravaged piece of ****
<0> heh
<0> i didnt get a refund, it /barely/ works
<1> :(
<0> button are screwed, its old
<1> i would kill the person
<0> he is in detroit
<1> so
<1> thats like a 2 day drive
<2> K4r3n: you like murex's gift?
<0> i'd lose that much money just going there
<1> jd: but gain 3x as much satisfaction
<0> hah
<0> true
<2> you could try using it to guide you to his house
<2> and ten call him up from some other location
<0> haha
<2> and explain that you WOULD be there 'negotiating' with him, but his POS is crap
<2> bbl
<3> jd, didn't you use paypal?
<0> yes, but i received the product
<3> you didn't receive the product that you ordered tho
<3> you ordered a like new product, and got a busted POS
<0> it works
<0> barely
<0> heh
<0> i dont ahve the time to fudge with it
<3> I would mail him a gram of coke
<3> and then call in a anonymous tip to the postmaster
<0> hah
<2> "There were meat-eating kangaroos with long fangs, and galloping kangaroos with long forearms, which could not hop," he told The Australian newspaper.
<2> Murex: this is for you
<2> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5172292.stm
<0> wtf
<1> I TOLD YOU
<1> I KNEW IT
<1> THOSE ****ERS ARE KILLERS
<0> why did those die out
<1> THEY ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO ATTACK
<0> and the fluffy plant eaters live
<0> i dont buy itr
<0> it
<1> jd: because god lovs hippies
<2> etc
<2> peace to all creatures on earth
<2> etc
<0> maybe the ones with fangs picked a fight
<0> with the wrong gang of animal
<0> and *** kicking began
<0> heh
<0> that or they trimmed their nails, stopped eating meat and became hippies
<2> and learned to jump?
<0> yes
<2> those ****ing hippy roos!
<0> demon ducks of doom
<0> hah
<0> i think they made all this **** up
<0> for recognition
<2> seems like it
<1> why is internet shopping so fun?
<4> because spending money without immediate gratification feels an awful lot like gambling or marriage?
<1> heh
<4> hm
<4> that marriage thing didn't sound nearly as funny as it did in my head
<4> maybe "dating" would've been funnier
<1> superdan: you need some poon
<4> well, yes
<1> are there any hotties in your office
<0> NTL:Telewest scores with Virgin
<0> haha
<0> gotta love that company name
<0> also, Cox
<4> not really
<4> some in the building, though
<0> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/04/ntl_virgin_done_deal/
<1> superdan: ask them if they wanna **** in the bathroom during lunch
<5> oh that's romantic
<5> he'll have loads of women all over him
<4> would that work on you, K4r3n?
<5> no, i was being sarcastic
<1> make sure you wait till AFTER the fat dude has taken his daily dump
<5> it would only work on me if i wanted to get laid for a few mins
<5> and wasn't interested in you personally
<4> hm
<4> how often does that happen?
<5> more often than you think but usually with men that you don't have to see every day
<5> ie: not someone you work with
<4> hm
<4> ok
<1> oooh i just had an idea
<1> do you have a cafeteria?
<4> yes
<1> perfect
<1> find a hottie, put ghb in her food
<4> it's shared by the whole building
<4> we only have half of the 7th floor
<1> then **** her in the brrom closet
<1> brrom
<1> goddam n it
<1> broom
<4> I know the cafeteria guys
<4> maybe I can have them put the ghb in as a spice
<3> dude
<3> just walk up behind her
<3> and knock her in the head with a ****ing baseball bat
<3> then drag her to the broom closet
<3> boom, she will be yours
<4> the direct approach
<4> I like this idea
<3> yes
<0> i like paul's methods
<6> just RAPE her
<5> superdan: why don't you just try going up to a girl and telling her you find her attractive and you don't like to date within work but it would be nice if you could go on a date together
<6> dont listen to her superdan
<1> s/date/**** in the janitors closet
<6> go with the club and rape method
<4> K4r3n: Well, because I don't have time for girls right now unless they feel like coming to me. :)
<4> haha
<5> huh?
<3> dude
<5> you think you're that much of a god that you can't ask a girl out?
<3> just take what you want
<3> stop ***** footing around
<4> of course I can ask a girl out
<6> but he doesnt have the TIME to deal with keeping one
<5> oh so you want a **** buddy
<3> get on AOL
<4> I'm just too busy working on my house and stuff right now to do much of that
<3> you can get laid tonight
<4> I don't really need a **** buddy
<5> erm
<1> superdan: yes you do
<1> superdan: stop jerking to internet porn!
<6> when is the last time you have gotton laid?
<5> so why are we having this conversation if you don't want to date or ****
<3> we all need **** buddies
<4> I mean, I haven't gotten laid in almost 4 days now, but I'm holding up alright
<1> superdan: stop humping the dog!
<5> onoes not four days
<5> stfu i used to go months just because i was sick of men
<4> well yes
<4> I wasn't bitching
<1> yes you were
<3> maybe K4r3n is a closet lesbo
<4> haha
<6> Paul-: iv seen her taking pleasure from holding a cucumber in walmart
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