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<0> JPres-MBP: sweet
<1> or the 60
<2> it will hurt jkh's feelings if you do not buy ipods
<1> since I get $179 of whatever I buy
<3> go 60 man
<3> if you only need a 30 that gives you 30gb for pr0n
<1> does the ipod take a 2.5" sata drive?
<2> you can't use them on the airplane though
<2> which ****s cause that's one place I'd buy it for
<0> JPres-MBP: not sata
<1> pata?
<3> man, you cant use an ipod on domestic flights anymore?
<3> i thought it was just liquids
<0> whatever the small laptop **** is called
<1> so I could just throw a 100gigadrive in the 30
<4> the electronics ban is just on UK flights



<0> except the embded OS wouldnt know wtf to do with it
<4> AFAIK
<1> o
<1> that ****s
<4> just don't bring your lube on domestic flights
<5> haha limeys can't use their laptops on their airplanes?
<4> tog: it's much worse
<4> there is a list of about a dozen items they can carry on now
<4> in a clear plastic bag
<5> ?
<2> heh
<5> can't carry on you mean?
<5> or are you talking about being able to take guns in bags?
<5> I'm confused
<4> no
<1> ok
<4> there is a very short list of items they can carry on
<4> and they must carry them in a clear plastic bag
<1> I am going to get romantic with my precious now
<1> brb
<6> JPres-MBP no!
<1> www.****mesilly.com
<5> huh huh JPres is going to add a new feature to MacOS called stickykeys
<1> ****, wrong window
<6> they don't mean that when they say Plug 'N Play!
<6> don't do it!
<4> "Flights from Britain are much more restrictive, and no carry-on luggage is being allowed. Even the most mundane items -- wallets, keys and gl***es -- must be placed in clear plastic bags for inspection. Your purse? Plan on packing it."
<5> o
<5> yellow coded curfew is in effect
<1> I'm back
<5> damn, are you that quick with your wife, too?
<1> quicker
<7> quick wrap your face up in duct tape and hide in the closet
<7> the terror alert is blue
<1> oh ****
<1> I need to install my terror level widget
<7> yeah dude
<8> hahaha
<7> i have a terror alert cell phone reminder
<8> terror level widget
<1> so I know how skuured to be
<3> now that is just what my dashboard needs!
<7> when i open my cell phone it says "BE THIS AFRAID: " and a colored block
<7> i'm almost positive there is a terror alert widget
<1> there is
<1> I have it
<1> on my other precious
<8> WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT .... OH HELL, BE AFRAID. ALAWAYS.
<4> be resolute citizen
<4> we will prevail
<8> yes.
<8> BE RESOLUTE. GO SHOPPING.
<6> we will prevail against the ungood
<7> THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM
<7> GO BUY DIAMONS
<4> we will win this war that can not be meaningfully defined
<4> just know that they hate you and your freedom
<8> SUV's are patriotic.
<4> so we must kill
<9> hmm...
<1> hmm



<8> How dare those terrorists live on the land where our oil is!
<1> iTunes has to be runing for the music library to remain shared out, corect?
<0> yes
<0> you gotta have itunes open for shared library
<1> then I will just map drives
<9> so how do I set the background image of my desktop in the installer?
<8> favourite
<2> your dad?
<5> your mom?
<0> i think drainage problem has been fixed
<6> AjiDahaka: what's an installer
<4> sporq: are you British?
<0> 1 bottle of liquid plumber foaming pipe snake and 2 bottles of liquid plumber max gel
<0> down the drains
<0> soaked for an hour
<4> eat more fiber
<0> things are draining and flushing properly
<1> I am outside
<1> smoking
<5> I am going to go to the bathroom, pooping
<1> and listening to my itunes music collection
<0> yayay
<5> I'm taking my laptop
<8> arubin- no, almost canadian though.
<3> yea, the hole all that crap burned in your sewage line will make the crap flow right out :P
<0> MBPWIFIFTW
<4> tog: give us progress reports
<0> bigbambu: since i rent, not my problem
<3> indeed!
<3> we toss that **** down our bathtub/bathroom sink all the time
<0> yeah i am not worried one bit
<0> it can eat it up all it wants
<0> as long as my poop goes away
<0> i dont care about the long term
<0> lolololol
<1> that **** won't hurt not your sewer lines if you only use it rarely anyway
<1> I wonder if the macstore will take this nano back just because I was stupid
<3> restocking fee
<6> being user-friendly would dictate that they will
<1> I kind of hoped it would plug in like my wife's shuffle does
<1> but it does not, so it won't really double as a jump drive thinger
<0> JPres-MBP: what you mean
<1> now to try out this nifty remote control thinger
<0> what doesnt work right with it
<1> Murex-: the ipod shuffle plugs in like a thumb drive
<0> oh
<0> gotcha
<1> it has the USB plug built it
<0> was gonna say
<1> the nano uses a cord
<0> just enable disk mode in itunes
<0> etc
<1> so I might as well have a big one that can hold 8X more porno
<1> I just put a couple percs in my preciouses little cardbus slot thinger
<1> and the keyboard lights are going nuts
<1> frontrow
<1> brb
<7> don't break your computer
<10> tog must be seriously ****ting if he can't irc from the bathroom
<8> heh
<8> IF YOU CAN'T BE
<8> WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE
<1> I need to bolt a laptop table to the wall in the bathrom or something
<8> rent a hooker.
<7> you guys are slow poopers
<0> i poop quickly
<8> turdle- we enjoy the aeromatic splender.
<0> like 4 mins tops
<8> karens murex takes the morning train
<5> it set off the smoke alarm


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