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<0> sorted.
<0> jd: nah not the rod, they got modern squeegy things, that go in the barrel then expand out into acircle the diamtere of the barrel
<0> and then you pull it out and it scrapes all the gunk out
<1> they need to add motion and heaters to the real dolls
<2> haha this guy is talking about banging little girls now
<1> make them more realistic
<2> law nad order is friggin' cool
<1> murex, oh
<0> jd: they used to have a networked one, you shoved a usb cable in it and it played ooh ahhs on your computer speakers when you humped it
<1> nice
<1> its just not good enough, maybe after nanotechnology progresses
<1> they will self clean
<1> little cleaning robots will swab her out
<3> really now, what kind of desperate bastard buys one of those things?
<1> no idea
<0> howard stern
<1> i'd buy one as a joke, but they are not cheap
<0> he humped it on the radio
<1> give one as a gift
<1> etc.
<1> stern is all done
<4> I wouldn't have a problem ****ing one
<1> ****s to be sirius!
<4> they won't talk back to you
<1> its like slightly better than your hand
<2> hell yeah
<2> i want one of those but they're expensive
<5> might as well spend the $$ traveling abroad to some brothels
<2> no way
<2> they all talk
<4> Rachel Ray is getting a sitcom!
<0> OH HELL YES
<0> HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE
<2> who the **** is that?
<6> REMULAK
<0> YOUR MAMA
<7> YOUR DADDY
<7> oh hi
<0> smoke time
<0> i wonder if Kyzoku is around
<2> you have too many smoke times
<2> you're like
<2> it's a scam to work less hard
<0> dude i work hard
<0> i did some work about 2 hours ago
<6> hahahah
<6> ask;ljfdlkjsdfl;kjasdljgfdsljf
<6> [20:27] <@Murex> dude i work hard
<2> l00l
<0> like my other computer beeped
<0> so i rolled over and clicked some buttons
<0> and it stopped beeping
<0> then i replied to an email
<0> then i was done working
<0> saince then i ate dinner and sat here chatting
<2> wow
<2> rock on dude
<4> dude
<4> aren't you about due for a vacation or something?
<0> see i frickin work hard
<4> I have a bowl
<2> me too
<2> my lungs hurt
<4> od cheetos
<4> of
<2> oh
<0> i have a bowl of
<6> **** ?
<0> poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
<6> I WAS RIGHT!
<6> BAAHAHAHAHA
<0> oh goddamn it
<0> can i erase that
<2> dude
<2> do you have some kind of fancy internet eraser?!
<0> ytes
<0> yes i do
<2> is it from the ALEUNS?!?!
<0> NASA made it
<2> and rowbawts
<0> damn i cant remember the internet eraser p***word
<4> sure you can
<8> have you tried "p***word" ?
<4> I removed your account
<6> heh
<0> K4r3n: yeah i tried p***word, god, user, administrator and fluffy
<6> how about cumhole ?
<8> no no that's my p***word
<0> i wish i could erase sporq from the internet
<8> :(
<8> but i like sporq
<0> o
<0> then i will just erase half of him
<9> how generous
<10> having been through bootcamp i hardly see the resemblance :P
<0> heh
<10> maybe there's an ***raping right around the corner though
<11> Hi everyone
<7> hmmm... I hear shooting in the next room over
<7> I may have to go and take a look at what is going on shortly
<0> ?
<0> if there is shooting walking over there unarmed probably isnt very smart
<0> and dont take a knife to a gun fight
<0> turdle: should i go smoke?
<2> yeah
<2> you didn't do it enough yet
<0> i know
<0> todya has been amazingly boring and work free
<4> OH OH
<4> MUREX
<4> Did I tell you we are expecting little ones?
<4> or maybe you just don't give a ****
<8> do what
<8> what little ones?
<4> little babies
<8> had a hole in your condom huh?
<4> oh
<4> no
<4> one of the guppies is knocked up I think
<8> oh, congrats
<2> omfg
<2> too bad that's not very cute
<4> guppies are cool
<4> I thought this one was a male
<0> yayay@guppies
<0> uts too bad the other fish will eat them
<4> so it's either a sick male that doesn't act sick, or a knocked up female
<0> as they are born
<4> Murex, probably
<4> but they can squeeze out up to 300 at a time
<10> damn having to use superduperpooperscooper to clone entire HD to firewire disk then back heh
<8> like a tasty desert
<4> so a couple might survive
<0> JPres: its like a 2 day buffet!
<4> yep
<0> turdle: i smoked again
<4> 2 days I don't have to pay for fish food
<0> 3 hours of work left
<4> hmmm
<0> what to do
<4> ok
<4> hard question
<4> what hard drive do I put in my laptop
<0> a working one
<4> 30GB, 40GB, or 100GB
<0> 30
<4> and put the others in external drives?
<0> no one needs more then 30gb of space
<4> thanks Murex
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