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<0> hi
<1> hellos
<2> fake tits--
<3> tits++
<4> easy
<5> hi
<5> i thought you likd women
<6> i do
<6> i was using ott's porksword
<5> o
<6> Tragedy & Hope: A History ... $40.00 1
<6> ack
<6> ****er
<5> sounds terribly boring
<6> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/094500110X/002-0283285-9852066
<6> not at all
<5> i bet that is 1348 pages of words
<5> which is way too many pages of word for me
<6> heh heh
<6> that might be more pages of words than you've read in your whole life.
<5> i know it is
<6> o
<6> a hitchhiker
<6> stone in boot.
<5> this is neat
<6> a stone in my boot?
<5> i am ****ing with proximity software for my computer
<6> o
<5> performs various actions when my bluetooth phone comes in or goes out of range
<7> l4m3
<5> if i press #11 it will rape JPres in the mouth
<7> really?
<7> well ****er
<7> I have 9116 iTunes songs
<7> so **** YOU
<8> hm
<8> i have 200k itunes songs.
<7> oh
<7> gimmer ftp
<8> >200k i think
<7> I will rape your upstream
<7> randi, send me a zip file
<8> heh, the box is down. but i should be moving into a loft that has a T1 soon
<5> I have 9029 itunes songs
<7> I beat Murex!
<7> Murex almost has 90210 songs
<1> i have 18830
<7> you stoeled them
<8> Girls seem to think rough *** is when a handsome stranger with a long wind swept mane of hair rips open her blouse, then covers her eyes with a velvet blindfold and feeds her strawberries on a pirate ship. A more realistic scenario is for the princess to say "donkey punch" because she heard it on *** and the City one time, then she hears a pop, then everything gets dark, then she wakes up 15 hours later wondering why her ***hole hurts.
<9> har
<10> Ott baby
<10> I heard Nancy Pelosi banned smoking in the lobby of congress today
<11> even crack?!
<10> just cigarettes and cigars I think
<6> dead- yep.
<10> she's wonderful
<5> i have tasty subway goodness
<10> I do not
<10> gimme some
<10> BMT?
<10> Bacon Mettuce and Tomato?
<5> itialian bmt
<10> ah
<10> I love a good italian
<5> ham peperonit and salami
<10> mmmmmm
<10> with italian dressing?
<5> no
<10> what about cheese?
<5> letteuce black olives red onions salt pepper oil & vinegar
<10> mmmf wum murp woof
<10> bitchin
<10> gulp
<10> I had chicken with mushrooms in a cream sauce over linguine
<10> and now I'm having beer
<5> what kinda beer
<10> hindlicken
<5> i like that beer
<5> gimme my 2nd 6" for a hindlicker
<5> err
<5> i'll give you
<10> sure
<10> but gimme the sandwich first
<5> same time
<10> then I'll tell you I don't have anymore beer
<10> I will only drink two beers tonight
<5> you worthless piece of crap!
<10> because I only have two beers
<10> mmmm, fresh bread
<5> \helo
<5> people
<5> and units
<12> omfg hi
<7> Hello pim!!
<12> JPRES
<7> ePal #1
<12> yayayay!!
<12> i thought murex was your #1 epal of all time?
<7> who?
<7> oh WHAT THE ****
<7> Murex had subway?
<7> should I eat my 2nd 6incher now or later?
<13> **** on murex's 6 incher
<7> perhaps if I ****ed on it twice I could get 6 inches.
<13> perhaps.
<7> I shall have it now.
<7> the Brownie Earthquake will have to wait
<7> maybe I will eat it while our president lays out his new plan for victrory
<7> or victory
<10> when is the bush man on?
<7> in one hour and 20 minutes!
<10> 9 PM Eastern?
<10> I'll have to DVR it
<7> do I look like I live in the Eastern time zone?
<10> well, I could look it up
<10> but that would be so intelligent
<10> and so un-irc-like
<7> I told you
<7> it's in 1 hour and 17 minutes
<10> there you go
<7> if it is currently 7:43 where you are, then yes, 9PM
<10> that answers my question
<10> so I have time to go get more beer
<10> which will enhance the speach
<7> I am happy to be your personal google deadnow.
<7> as you are ePal #1
<10> JPres, you da man
<4> eMorons
<7> boy
<10> that Murex guy, he's a has been
<7> Rosie n Donald r really gettin down n dirty huh!?
<7> this is soooo juicy
<10> her latest trump insult is "comb over bunny?"
<10> I have to relocate
<12> everytime i see Bush in a cowboy hat i think he looks like Max Hardcore
<12> i wish he would wear one for this speech
<14> hahahaha
<14> dubya hardcore
<14> i also will record it
<14> DUBYA IN HD
<13> i would love to see an anvil fall on him during his speech.
<7> I'm sure the area has been swept of anvils
<1> SMACK!
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