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<0> sporq?
<1> nope, Linux guys are @ #goatse
<2> o
<2> new(ish) chappelle show
<0> i'm rick james, bitch *yawn*
<2> nigga's gotta get the show going again.
<0> it's gone, isn't it?
<3> i am glad its gone
<4> they are showing what they have of the 3rd season
<4> but he isn't filming anything new
<2> that mr. ed skit was great.
<2> CHARLIE MURPHEY!
<0> ok
<3> this is so annoying, the domain admins turned on some **** that makes the screensave + p***word come on after 5 mins of inactivity
<4> the annoying part is that you are using Windows
<5> it SECURIFIES your DESKTOP
<3> its like rstart to read any email ...... wham screen saver
<3> i put a stapler on the space bar so that **** wont come on when i am not using that machine
<0> hah
<2> AAAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
<0> welcome to my world/gestapo
<0> murex, you need a spiked helmet for interaction with your network nazis
<0> it will look good with a beard =]
<3> you what annoys me the most about windows
<0> bsod?
<3> you need workstation admin to ****ing look at the clock/calendar
<0> heh
<3> i click it down there in the systray and its like U R NOT ADMIN LOLOLOL
<0> i'm at least a local admin so i can do that ****
<3> i jsut want to know what day tuesday is you ****ing piece of ****
<2> DON'T HIRE HER
<2> COZ SHE ****S ***
<0> day after tomorrow
<2> AND SHE'S A RACIST!
<3> ott: you knw what i mean
<0> july 11th
<3> actually i just hate windows all together
<3> i mean even OSX has its problems
<3> but at least i can look at the ****ing calendar
<2> CHARLIE MURPHEY!
<3> IS LAME BORING AND UNFUNNY!
<2> someone needs to physically kill the ****ing cockholes responsible for "white chicks" and "little man"
<3> i must say that my stapler hack of the annoying screen saver is pretty damned good
<4> sporq: let them live
<4> just kill the people that pay to go see those movies
<3> arubin: would you kill me?
<0> probably not. arubin hits like a girl.
<6> I would kill you
<4> Murex: did you pay to see one of those two movies?
<3> arubin: are ****ing serious? i wouldnt even steal those movies
<4> then I have no reason to kill you at the moment
<3> arubin: you shouldnt kill me, i like good movies
<3> and i anot annoying
<3> errm I AM NOT ANNOYING
<0> murex, you'd be less annoying if you had facial hair
<0> heh
<3> i know :(
<0> i'm going to get up early tomorrow so i can shave away my week's worth of 5 oclock shadow
<7> ooh take pics!
<0> no. only the unwanted stuff. the goatee stays.
<7> aw
<0> i'll look like a slightly more civilized version of what you saw last week
<7> you were civilized enough :)
<0> heh
<0> i'll use that when i look in the mirror
<0> "i look civilized enough"
<0> anyway, i'm out. have a good night
<7> night ott
<8> Murex, http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/video_disp.asp?videoid=1295
<3> deadzone: i shall watch that when i get home .. ***ume its not work safe
<7> that man makes me want to slap him in the face and tell him to stop eating **** at mcd's
<8> Murex, not really, unless you have head phones
<4> Murex: how late do you work?
<3> arubin: midnight
<7> he looks like he could stand to lose a little weight too
<7> maybe he should stop eating burgers and eat a salad
<3> then i shall drive around the city for a little while, because i like driving fast at night with the windows down
<3> then go home and chill with my kick *** awesome wife K4r3n
<7> now comes the buttering up
<7> which i will enjoy, but i still won't allow a beard.
<8> but it will make him look so distinguished
<7> no.
<7> it will scratch my pristine vagina
<9> heh
<8> at first
<8> just don't give him any for about 4 months, untill its not scratchy anymore
<3> pristine vagina > beard
<8> and see if he still wants a beard
<9> haha
<4> God-fearing individuals do not put their faces near vaginas
<4> Jesus forbids it
<7> **** jesus in the *** with the concrete dildo of hate
<4> well, Jesus does enjoy prostate stimulation...
<3> arubin: anyone who has ever had a picture taken with you, had their head next to a vagina ...
<3> *rim shot*
<9> haha
<4> now now
<4> I don't want to become mean
<4> obey Jesus and we can all remain friends
<3> fine!
<3> jesus is good and stuff!
<4> just good?
<3> better then good!
<4> he isn't like, your lord and savior?
<3> fantabulious!
<3> SHOW ME OH HOLY ONE WHERE DOES THOUGH NEED ME MOST
<8> i pay homage to the lord of darkness, ruler of the underworld, prince of evil, horned beast
<3> oh in this wine cellar huh .. kick *** god!
<6> it would be nice if you would let the light of the lord ignite your *** so you could DIE IN A ****ING FIRE
<4> Jesus needs you to grab your ankles and pray
<9> lol
<8> it's happy hour at m***
<3> dude at my friends wedding (catholic) the preacher, had had back surgery and was on pain killers, then he started hiutting the wine about 10am
<3> by the time the wedding started at noon
<4> sure, he had "back surgery"
<3> he slurred on and one for about 2 hours (****ing long *** weddings)
<3> on and on
<3> he was tanked on pain killers and wine by noon, which almost made me want to be catholic
<4> well, it certainly has its benefits
<3> but then when he droned on for so goddamned long
<3> i stopped wanting to be catholic
<9> hahaha
<3> i reverted back into my "this religion **** is stupid" mode and looked for those pain killers
<8> so i was at my frineds house, and we're leaving, his wife asks where we're going, and he says "we're going to look for some strange hunny" and she replies "well baby, if you would get more than 3 inches into it, it would be strange"
<3> bahahahaha
<8> i fell out the door
<6> dude
<6> you can still be catholic
<6> just go to the KofC during service
<3> deadzone: i would have probably **** myself laughing
<3> JPres: wtf is a kofC?
<6> it's the ****ing bar that is attached to every Catholic church
<6> they have their own chain
<3> dude these knights of columbus look stupid and boring
<3> there is nothing on here about a bar
<10> KoC is a funny organization
<8> i'll bet a bottle of blessed wine would get you really lit
<10> right next to the picture of jesus dieing on the cross and the pope is a Miller Lite neon sign
<3> woah
<3> thats kinda cool
<3> can you gt loaded and put a funny hat on jesus?
<10> i never hung around
<10> Only went there to get fried catfish
<3> mmmmm fried catfish
<4> Murex: have you heard about their initiation?
<10> cooking is the other thing the do well besides drinking
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