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<0> nope
<0> my MAN BALLS
<1> aw wow!
<1> check it out!
<1> a shark attacking a whale
<1> http://mustang.servehttp.com/~mikemalz/sharkattack.mpeg
<2> NSFM
<1> that's way SFM
<0> **** dude
<0> thats NSFW
<0> ****er
<3> sfm?
<1> kekekekeke
<0> not ****ng funny
<1> oh



<1> you're at work?
<0> yes
<1> sorry
<0> :(
<4> dude rediculous
<5> Whats with freeBSD's volume, it plays so low, it there like a command to set volume or something?
<3> hahaha
<0> now i will get fired and have to sleep on jpres's sofa
<5> amaroK on max barely plays anything, god.
<0> FrostBitt: SET VOL MAX
<6> Damn efnet 9 character thing.
<6> I type that in an xterm?
<0> FrostBitt: the volume might be cached so you better rm -rf / first then do a SET VOL MAX and reboot
<6> Dude I have little idea of what your talkign about, I was raised windows :(
<0> oh well thats not my fault
<0> you have bad paerents
<2> dude
<2> you can't stay here
<2> my wife said no way
<1> man that's disgusting
<0> JPres: plz :(
<2> dude
<2> no
<0> JPres: just for a week or two
<0> :(
<7> oh damn
<2> I wish there was more I could do
<7> I was about to insult him
<0> CompHobby: i thought telling him his volume was cached was insulting enough
<8> hmm, I'd really like to see the desert one day
<2> maybe you could stay with CompHobby
<0> JPres: he has ****y food
<0> JPres: you have better eats
<2> our dog sleeps on the couch
<7> I do indeed have ****y food
<2> so you can't sleep there
<0> and i can steal some of your percs when you arent looking
<2> oh I ran out fo those
<0> got any darcosets?
<2> nope
<2> no pills at all
<2> brb
<0> go get a ****ing refill
<0> wheel yourself down the doc you goddamn cripple
<8> ****in
<8> I get woken up like 2 hours ago, 'lets go to the gym'
<8> now I'm on the other end of being ****ed around :/
<0> ?
<0> how so
<8> well at first I didn't want to get up out of bed, and now what the **** is mum doing
<8> I should so get my own drivers license... and a car... and maybe a wife and a house or something.
<0> cretin: you can buy a wife from china
<9> Murex will be your wife
<0> for a feee
<0> sure
<0> but i dont do anal
<10> that's not what you said last night
<0> you dont knwo what i said last night
<0> you've been up for 3 dayts smoking meth



<10> i do not smoke meth :(
<11> hahah
<10> pot yes, meth no
<11> murex you is a funny b astid
<0> :D
<8> as much as I'd like murex to be my wife
<8> I'm afraid jpres would make a better partner for him
<0> no way dude he will jsut smoke all your weed eat your food and watch tv, and not **** you
<0> he would **** as a wife
<8> haha
<0> i will go outside with my ***ault rifle and kill roo's and grill them
<0> and brew beer
<10> i just need to clone myself
<0> we would have fresh roo and beer
<10> everyone would be much happier
<10> someone to cook, clean, bring beer and do the yard work
<12> GOOD ****ING IDEA DUDE
<13> this stuff is making me cough ALL THE TIME
<0> i am going to go smoke a camel cigarette
<0> should i get my food as well?
<0> i just made a M***IVE PERSONAL BLOGUPDATE
<0> so i want a cig
<0> i jsut can't decide if i am hungry or not
<0> turdle: am i hungry?
<12> i don't know
<12> i am eating pizza flavored combos
<12> and playing ffxi
<0> i know
<0> i will go smoke cig
<12> i will hit the bizzowl
<0> and then deicde if i am hungry
<12> YOU NEED COMBOS
<14> mmmmsmoke
<0> i do not have any combos
<0> but i do have cooler ranch durritos
<0> and a r04st b33f sammach
<14> murex, gimmee the roash beff
<14> eye is hungary
<1> ott: http://mustang.servehttp.com/~mikemalz/sharkattack.mpeg
<0> no way dude this is all i have to eat
<0> i would have to leave the base to get more food
<0> and that is annoying
<14> can't you dcc me something? i'm too lazy to go to the kitchen
<0> [18:36] >>> DCC can't open file LARGETURDSAMMACH.zip: No such file or directory
<14> sporq, you ****
<1> kekekeke
<14> lame url of the week
<1> quit frontin', you love watching the shark attack the whale.
<1> you little sicky
<14> nosir
<1> GEORGE STEINBRENNER!
<1> klajdfsjkl;dsf
<1> MISTA T!
<1> I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT JIBBA JABBA
<14> hah
<14> [S+Z] Warning, fake DCC handshake detected [71.245.65.177!=0.0.0.128]
<14> [S+Z] It is recommended that you ignore this DCC request
<14> [S+Z] DCC SEND (foodforyou.zip -1976594208) request received from CompHobby (kastein@71.245.65.177) [0.0.0.128:11903]
<14> 2gb of roast beef?
<1> that's not much roast beef.
<1> hood chripst
<1> hood?
<1> wtf am i typing?
<1> i don't remember typing hood
<1> that derek jeeters dude is like 20 ft tall
<1> jeter
<1> whatever
<0> sporq: no he isnt
<0> there is no human 20 feet tall
<1> shut your cockhole.
<7> odd, it gave 0.0.0.128 as my IP?
<7> but yes that was fake
<7> 173.40.40.219


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