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<0> i also accept amex
<1> yeah I really want to eat amex's **** for a bunch of $20 and $40/mo clients
<0> i dont mind the 3.5 after working with them
<0> and i wil probably get busines credit line with them later
<1> their rate is twice that of visa/mc
<0> plz
<1> they hold my money for TEN DAYS
<0> the 3.5 hurts a lot more when you do multi-thousand/mo customers who use it
<0> i have a number of those
<0> but, their bills always get paid
<1> and if a customer calls them to do a chargeback with no good reason, they'll go right ahead and do it
<0> so i eat it
<0> meanwhile i've got people who pay with checks who are deadbeats
<0> and i need to ratelimit their ports
<0> heh
<0> tog, just have documentation



<0> contracts and/or credit card ath forms
<0> auth
<1> I just love having some customer who is angry they cannot get their wireless LAN working correctly charging back every monthly charge from the last 6 months
<0> otherwise you're right, you are SOL
<0> yeah i get random idiots like that too
<0> lately i've been winning tho
<0> showing docs
<0> i also have a long history of low/no chargebacks so they side with me more now
<1> I have like one chargeback a year and about a 10 year history as a merchant
<2> i'm not allowed to use wireless internet, my mom saw on the news that they are not secure and if you use them hackers will give your files a virus clicker thing
<1> it's difficult to get such docs for over-the-phone transactions
<1> though we do when it costs us lots of money to install broadband for them
<0> no contract signed, no service if you're getitng too many chargebacks
<0> F 'em
<1> like I said, I don't have too many chargebacks...
<0> k then eat it
<1> but that one was ****ing dirty
<0> :)
<1> amex and paypal are both horrible and can both go die
<3> tog
<3> you are their ISP
<3> so naturally, you own any computer problems they have
<3> you let the virus in
<3> etc
<1> yeah we help anyway.
<2> yeah dude, i call my isp all the time and i yell at them cuz i'm all clicking on stuff and then the window goes away and i cant click no more
<0> haha
<1> somebody didn't want to even log into customer broadband routers that weren't provided by us, I was like.. what are you ****ing kidding me?
<1> people's routers reset to factory defaults all the time after power disturbances
<1> we'd lose customers all the time if we didn't help them put their PPPoE settings back in
<1> (and then advise them to please purchase a UPS)
<3> '**** em dude'
<1> so yeah up to a certain point we help
<0> agreed
<3> your support ppl have doom4 to play
<0> customers want support
<0> some of them want too much support then they are worth
<3> yea
<3> like 3%
<3> and I'd say drop those ***holes
<2> i call my ISP when i need help with MS Office Word 2006
<2> like if i cant center my text and put those cute little ants around it
<2> and i'm all like YOUR STUPID SERVICE BROKE MY DANCING ANTS!!!!!
<4> :(
<1> Murex: there's word on my screen.
<1> er WORDS
<3> 'it worked before I signed up for YOUR service'
<1> THERE'S WORDS ON MY SCREEN
<2> **** NO DUDE
<2> YOU GOT HACKED
<4> OH**** THERE ON MY TOO
<2> IT HAPPENED TO ME
<2> i was all clicking and these ****ing blue and white hacker words came up
<2> and i was all crying
<2> cuz mom grounded me from myspace for a week :(
<1> wait
<4> some hacker named 'jpres' keeps showing up on my screen
<1> if Karen is in a newspaper meeting
<4> im calling the internet cops
<1> how would she be active on AIM
<2> hrrrm lets see, this fancy thing called a laptop?



<4> laptop?
<4> heh
<3> tog, because we r video cybering
<1> christ, does she AIM from everywhere?
<2> or is it AIM mobile via her internet phone
<1> I tried to bother her once and she was in cl***, I was like wtf are you doing on AIM then
<4> heh
<4> i never take my laptop to cl***
<3> it must be her phone
<4> im not
<4> 'that guy'
<3> cause she's gettin the camera EVERYWHERE
<4> i scribble the old fashioned way
<2> jlott: everyone uses a lappy in cl*** in her ****
<4> alot of people do
<4> but im not one of them
<4> their batteries are always dying and **** too
<3> jlott, you aint in r3n's ****
<4> NO
<5> hm
<2> i got an ***ociates degree, and thats enough for me
<4> STOP TWISTING MY WORDS
<2> i'll never be going back to a school ever again
<4> Murex-: i thought you had a BS
<2> jlott: no?
<4> o
<3> I have a Phd
<3> in theology
<4> me too jpres
<4> Pimpin Hoes Daily
<4> kekeekkkeke
<4> Murex-: what did you get your ***ociates in?
<4> boner magnetation?
<2> computator science and ****ing off
<4> hell yeah
<4> im almost finished with my BS
<2> i dont really like talking about school
<4> though actually my experience/certs are more vaulable
<2> always makes me feel stupid
<3> generally the longer you stay in school, the stupider you become.
<3> at least that's how it seems
<4> yeah it does
<2> i **** at reading books and stuff
<4> i love reading books
<3> me too
<4> tho i haven't had the time in quite awhile to read anything non-technical
<0> nerds!
<4> :(
<0> heh
<3> I started reading a new book this morning
<1> I'm actually going to go read my book now
<4> what book
<3> that getting things done book
<4> o
<0> whats a good multiplayer game for 360
<0> that doesnt needlive or link
<1> gears of war
<4> gears of ware
<4> gears of war
<0> yeah i got that
<0> getting boring now tho
<4> then play!
<3> it's giving me ideas for a time management program
<4> o
<3> it's too bad that I can't program anything
<3> otherwise, I'd write it
<4> JPres: so read a book on programming
<4> then you can write it
<4> !
<3> YES!
<4> ur welcome
<3> ****
<3> now I have to cut you in
<4> yes


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