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<0> i like pie.
<1> 22/7
<0> what a stupid ****ing host
<0> plz 2 try again with less lame k thx
<2> release the hate otterr
<0> SPEAKING OF LAME, HI AX
<0> whee
<3> hello boober smoochers!
<0> bouncy too
<2> MOOOOREX
<0> oooh i forgot to put ax on the priceless list
<4> ?
<4> guess what i got today!
<5> MUREX
<5> WHAT
<4> a ****ty brainbench.com account!
<5> why?
<4> because NASA bought them for us
<5> haha
<4> unlimited for a year
<5> lameo
<0> ax, you have mail.
<4> yeah i took the "required" tests that NASA picked
<4> Linux General Administration
<0> i had a brainbench account
<5> you'd think NASA would have higher standards
<0> like 1999
<4> there was a queestion that said
<4> "you are trying to compile a new kernel on a 386 with 8mb of ram and it's taking too long ..."
<4> i **** you not, i lol'ed when i read it
<4> i looked at their mac tests .. one of them was MAC OS8 NAVIGATION
<4> brainbench is seriously shhitty
<4> i dont see how NASA decided they were worth a ****, AFAIK no one even recognises them as a reputible certification place
<0> if i'm compiling a kernel on a 386 with 8mb, you know i'd consult an mcse so there's no problems
<0> nasa should invest in glamour shot photos in case more astronauts need them in a pinch
<0> that chick looks like nick nolte's wife or something
<4> I had to take Linux Administration (general), Red Hat 9 Administration and IT Security for system administrators (NASA specific)
<0> do they let you grudge **** a penguin for p***ing linux tests?
<2> otterr i saw the email before you said IV GOT MAIL
<0> a trip to the zoo. yay!
<6> Murex-: thats hillarious
<4> they even asked a question that started "a user is trying to access the intranet with Internet Explorer 3 and ..."
<0> ax, i'm slow.
<4> who the **** would be using IE3 in 2007
<0> heh
<2> otterr allways sends me the most interesting email
<0> that depends. what service pack do they have?
<2> rest of my email is all bills or internet orders
<4> i dun havew no emails
<0> murex, i sent to you earlier
<4> Otterr: change my email on your list thinger, tre {at] tre pullins dawt netty
<0> oh
<0> i sent to @gmail
<4> i always forget to check my gmail
<4> if you dont mind that is
<4> man i am ****ing crying over here
<0> they are work safe if you can see words like "****"
<0> linux is hard?
<4> i am devistated over the tragic loss of anna nicole smith :(
<7> my penis misses her
<7> let's look at some anna porn for nostigalia's sake
<0> i sympathize with her friends and family, but for me it's just one less train wreck
<4> and no linux isnt hard, it's just stupid.
<7> http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/anna-nicole-smith/1/images/anna-nicole-smith-07.jpg
<0> anna circa 1980s was hot
<4> i bet her vagina tasted good back then
<7> oh, yes
<7> she was hot
<0> hooray boobs
<0> i bet it tastes like formaldehyde now
<0> or not
<4> heh
<6> Otterr: how is TN?
<4> if i was a sick ****, i would have made a mold of her vagina during the autopsy, then make rubber vaginas to sell on ebay
<0> spike, ****ing cold.
<2> murex: i think if you mean if you were the mortician, you would make a mold etc
<0> haha
<6> Otterr: did you go to rock city?
<4> l00k --> F*UCK ANNA'S DEAD *****!!!! NIB!!! <-- l@@k!!!!!
<0> not yet
<0> next friday is my last day of work this month, then i'm off for 2 weeks. i plan to hit it in those 2 weeks
<4> damn it, i cant take any of these other tests with my fancy nasa account
<4> they lied to me
<4> :(
<4> Your SkillsBench account does not provide access to this page.
<0> i have to take a test on some new sales tool in our office
<0> to make sure sales pukes can do their job when i cordinate upgrades and such with them
<0> coordinate too
<4> easy
<4> just tell them to click on stuff till it either works or goes away
<4> sorted.
<0> heh
<0> i have to break out the pimp hand if they don't cover my costs in the projects/contracts
<4> please to be tucking in your nuts before you bend over and i admire your ***
<4> deadnow0r
<8> let's drink
<9> just cracked a beer
<9> good call
<8> with a shot
<8> I need to make a uber cool web site
<4> i will be drinking in a little while
<0> murex, plz 2 make sure you tuck your nuts before turning on the webcam
<4> Otterr: i always do!
<0> i too shall be drinking
<0> wewt
<4> i have vodka
<4> WHAT YOU GOT?
<4> HUH HUH
<8> I have beer and Jack Daniels
<8> nectar of the gods
<4> oh double woot
<8> oh
<8> and one more puff of that exotic stuff
<8> then I'm out
<4> tropical tobacco?
<8> yes
<4> woot
<8> then I'm out and I'm broke
<8> I need a better paying job man
<8> I should have learned IT stuff
<4> you could be a manwhore
<4> **** cock for $10 behind the 7/11
<8> how much could I make and what are the risks?
<4> you could hit up people on the morning commute, buy a dozen doughnuts and coffees
<4> for $10 you get a blowie, and breakfast
<4> well i figure other then arrested for prostitution and maybe a mild case of face herpies
<4> i dont see much risk
<5> FACE HERPES
<4> but you can pay/blow the cops off, so that eliminates the arrested part
<5> NO JAIL
<4> you could **** your way up to the top!
<8> how much a blow job?
<4> $10
<8> 10? that seems cheap
<8> it's 20 in NYC
<4> introductory offer
<8> oh, to build clientele?
<4> yes
<8> good idea
<8> you should be a business consultant
<4> then over a month or so you raise a dollar here or there
<4> and work up to $20
<8> good marketing strategy
<4> don't forget they get free coffee and a donut
<8> kind of a "**** em in" strategy
<4> so you will need a little VC to start
<4> we can get a front company to work the money through
<4> tax free profits
<8> wow
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