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<0> dan-: steal someone's identtity
<1> our insurance combined isn't 1k
<2> tropical tobacco
<3> and im moving to much nicer area
<0> turtle_: yeah dude he gets blazed with dog the bounty hunter
<3> i think its because car insurance law here in hawaii
<2> OMG THE DOG
<3> they cant discriminate because of age
<1> woah
<0> turtle_: aftyer the smoke it up they look around in beth's tits for sammaches and loose change
<1> thats smart
<3> so
<3> if i was 18
<3> i would pay the same
<1> dan: are you under 25?
<2> i'm under 25 :-(
<3> im 24 3 weeks
<0> i'm over 25 :(
<1> ah thats it
<2> the car insurance company personally comes over and comes in my ***hole
<3> yea when i turn 25 it will be a lot lower
<1> or you could get "married"
<2> i'm going to order food so i can smoke pot
<3> mmm
<1> bring some nice girl into the country and pimp her out, make a profit and get a discount on your taxes and insurance
<0> turtle_: you mean tobacco
<3> pizza
<4> penis.
<3> karen
<3> is that what murex did with you
<2> yeah
<2> tropical tobacco
<4> K4r3n: how gay is Murex today
<0> hahaha
<1> dan: thats right i r from romania!
<3> i am #1 murex / karen disser
<1> 6: i dunno, he was a good man to me earlier and cleaned the kitchen, does that mean he's more gay or less gay?
<4> more.
<4> straight guys don't clean the kitchen.
<0> i am going to smoke a cig so that my cum taste bad and Number-6 won't want to **** my penis.
<2> yeah cleaning is bull****
<3> straight guy clean kitchens only if it scores them *** points
<2> i only clean because one time i didn't clean forever and then you would throw up when you went in the kitchen
<2> and that was gross
<3> straight guy clean kitchens only if it scores them *** points
<1> well
<0> brb smoke break
<1> it did earn him *** points
<2> and then after we cleaned everything like amazing (and threw up a lot)
<4> did he put his penis in your vagina
<2> it still smelled forever
<1> hrm
<1> that sounds like a ski trip we took once with tog
<2> lolol vagooters
<3> turtle is a cock smoker
<1> that stairway never did smell the same afterward
<2> no this was like whatever that was + 6 months of festering and growing it's own lifeforce
<1> oh, joy
<2> then breaking the protective film around the sink to clean
<1> protective film++
<2> sink/stink
<2> yeah protective film grows around rotting stuff!!! you can't break it though or you let the rot out!
<2> i literally threw up like four times the day we cleaned that kitchen..
<1> exactly
<5> d00dz
<2> i ordured
<3> i bet most of these exploding dell laptops are bull****
<2> forshizzle
<3> the newest one is a bunch of hicks going on a fishing trip having their laptop explode in the car
<2> no way dude
<3> that is full of ammo
<5> turtle_, im eating spicy pickled cabbage, i will be odoring soon
<2> lolol odor!!!!!!
<3> did you order pizza
<6> nico: kimche?
<2> yes
<5> yes
<2> this is VERY SIMILAR to what i just ordered http://loveturtle.net/stuff/pizza.jpg !!!!
<2> LOOK AT ALL THAT ****ING GOODNESS
<3> garlic
<3> jalapeno
<2> **** yeah man
<2> and sausage
<3> is that red pepper
<5> turtle_, this information will be invaluable to my survival, thank you!
<3> ?
<3> tomato
<3> thats tomato
<2> no it's not tomato
<2> it's some pepper thing
<2> it's good
<2> that is good ****
<3> spicy?
<3> is the red thing spicy
<3> or is it bell pepper
<3> i hate sausage on pizza
<2> the red things are kind of spicy i don't know what they are
<3> i think its aborted fetus pickled in dolphin semen
<2> now that i ordered my food i can smoke more tropical tobacco
<3> we got lots of that here
<3> too bad i dont smoke
<7> baby jesus fetus
<7> (c) southpark.
<3> sporq
<7> dan-
<3> can't you come up with your own content
<7> no.
<3> plus you are like so 5minutes ago
<2> man i was really looking forward to murdering babies for their stem cells too bad the government shot me down :-(
<7> FETUS FARMS!
<3> its not murder if you are drunk
<7> stupid religious pro-lifer idiots.
<7> hmmmm...
<7> no wonder my checking account has so much cash.
<2> this insane person i sometimes talk to was telling me how everyone was going to start getting pregnant just to get abortions and sell their stem cells
<7> i forgot to send in my car payment.
<5> http://allyoursnakesarebelongtous.com
<7> nico!
<5> sporq!
<3> snakes on a plane
<3> i still dont get that ****
<7> snakes up dans ***.
<3> how is that possible
<3> snakes with wings nigga
<5> dan-, boeing started using enchanted snake carc***es to build their planes until one day, an angry gnome wizard with high intellect released some of the snakes
<5> and samuel l jackson was like MOTHA****AS
<2> SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER ****ER
<2> DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!
<7> i think this essay's gonna bomb.
<5> snakes royale
<7> how ****ing many different ways can you write about stupid alternative courts?
<7> I'm bored, bitches.
<3> sporq
<7> someone do something interesting.
<3> right a really boring essay
<3> and paste irc logs in the middle
<7> write
<3> and put then a conclusion
<7> heh
<2> YO
<3> omg my typing is terrible today
<3> sorry ;[
<7> An A+, Give Me, You WIll
<3> that almost as bad as when i said i was wright
<3> hehe
<3> who here is going to pay $600 when ps3 comes out?
<7> if i get out of this dumb*** cl*** with a A- I'll be happy.
<8> man that lawyer chick in law and order svu is ****ing hot with a nice rack
<6> turdle: url?
<7> spike
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