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<0> he said zork
<0> not karen
<1> :(
<1> shut your hole
<2> uh, there's a game called karen? hmm?
<1> hrrm 1:11am
<3> the colors!!!
<1> i just got home from work, but i am actually tired
<1> no one cares about the stupid colors!!!
<2> ok i'm peeved; i just updated my ports tree and did a find for zork and no go . . . someone lied to me, haha
<3> Murex: the colors care about you though
<1> i will PISS on the colors!!!
<3> the colors come in peace
<0> spike
<0> pr0mpt
<3> I had to rebuild my firewall



<3> I had a deskstar die for the last time
<3> I'm not going to **** with the firmware and ****
<3> I'm going to destroy the drive this time
<1> i am going to go lay down i think
<1> night
<2> hmm, how do you spoof your domain on irc?
<2> * latez_ (latez@astral.projection) has joined #freebsd
<4> poon.
<5> cock
<4> #6: CAAAWK
<4> btw, Kurt says hi
<5> heh
<5> he just got back from burning mangina
<4> of course he did
<4> he has childrenz! I did not know this
<5> yep
<5> i was over and played with his kid a couple weeks aho
<5> cute kid
<5> not very interactive yet
<5> LOTS of hair
<4> hehe cool
<5> have you seen the kid's livejournal
<4> I can't believe he drives a bug now
<4> wah?
<5> yay my birthday is over
<4> how old r u? 15? 18?
<3> I finally got amd64 FreeBSD working on the laptop
<3> whee
<4> spike: heheh
<3> the pr0mpt looks nice on the laptop
<5> Bifrost: 31
<4> wacky
<5> i am now the age Kurt was when he and I first interacted
<4> wacky
<5> it's very strange
<3> i'
<3> i'll be 32 in march
<3> my gf just turned 24 :)
<4> spike: ***hole
<4> I'm dating a 24yo, but I'm only 27
<3> can anyone get to ftp.freebsd.org?
<3> Bifrost: I thought you were married
<4> spike: not for a while now
<4> I can get to ftp.freebsd.org, just not with V6
<3> hmm
<6> yo
<6> anyone around?
<5> no.
<6> :P
<5> take your question to #freebsdhelp
<3> Bifrost: oh sorry to hear that
<4> spike: no loss, I've gotten more poon in the past 4 weeks, than I have in the past 2 years
<3> heh
<4> seriously, like LOTS
<3> did she put out lots more before she got married?
<4> no
<4> my last ex was crazy, but not that into ***/me I guess
<4> err I meant less-crazy
<4> my exwife was crizzzazy
<3> how long were y'all married?
<4> years



<4> she was crazy, stabbed me, I paid her too much $$$ when we were separated
<4> all done now tho, I am a free agent
<5> yes.
<4> ex-gf was a bitch, she missed out on the good life
<3> Bifrost: sorry man
<3> Bifrost: did you have a prenup?
<4> nah
<3> did you wish you did?
<3> if you get married again will you get one?
<4> yes, I will, 100% no chance of not having one
<4> if my woman won't get one, I am not doin git.
<3> you still live in SF?
<4> yep, seacliff
<3> what do ya do for work?
<4> ISP ****, network engineering, cocksmacking
<7> YAY COCKS \o/
<4> seriously, me and my friends are going to get our wangs turned into dildos, for smacking people with.
<4> that sounds crazy, but true!
<4> oh shush, not like all of #freebsd hasn't wanted to cocksmack someone
<7> i said,
<7> YAY COCKS \o/
<4> CAWX > IDB
<4> that reminds me, I wanna get a house in SAQ, and have a lot of cute rockabilly chix live there
<7> oh man, i know
<7> i love them all
<4> so freaking hot
<7> like my ex
<4> mmmmm
<4> friend of a friend is in The Stellar Corpses
<4> they rule
<7> 5'1" redhead, covered in colorful tattoos, flaming red shiny hair always up in a rag, tight capri pants or ****ies skirt
<4> ohhhhhhhhhhhh
<7> i got to hang out with her tonight.
<4> tack on 12 inches and I'm there
<7> heh
<7> she's got those inches around her chest
<4> well, I'm ok with 9
<7> oh, and she drives a '55 crysler new yorker.
<3> breast size?
<7> 36D :)
<4> nice
<4> I need me a girl with a 49 merc
<3> my gf is 36DD
<3> whee
<4> my exwife was 34DD
<7> YAY BOOBIES
<4> I really really really wanted this girl who was a 32DD, but she was a lezbo till she met this totally hairyhippieguy
<7> i love substantial boobs, but there's a point where the benefits don't outweigh the burden
<4> oh no doubt
<4> I'm usually good with a girl with a C
<8> feelicks
<8> what it dew
<8> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
<7> HAMSTER MASTER!#@*(&^
<8> i feel like doing something elite
<7> heh
<8> felix
<8> were you around for that ?
<8> humble and i were hampster kids
<8> i forget who all else was in the know
<7> yeah yeah, inner beauty blah blah blah, UGLY IS TO THE BONE.
<7> hahah
<7> du0d
<4> blax: does that mean you like teh bone?
<7> _I_, me myself and EYE, have a still-shrinkwrapped HAMPSTERDANCE CD.
<8> i sling teh bone
<4> felix: awwwwyeah
<8> i sling teh bone deep up in them bitches
<8> and you is all my bitches
<4> yes, if bitches == sharpei
<8> bifrost i believe you were around for the blaxcam era
<4> nah
<8> no ?
<8> ask around


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