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<0> TURN UP THAT UBUNTU MAN
<1> turdle: if you know all those songs, you need to be killed
<2> it wasn't by choice..
<2> they made us listen to it
<2> all day...
<2> every day...
<1> they?
<3> haha, you always have a choice . . . you just may not like the consequences, heh
<1> you mean the secret hippie goverment faction
<1> that uses terrible music to control its citizens
<1> </sporq>
<2> well if i wanted to keep getting a paycheck i had to listen to it
<2> it was god awful
<1> well now you are on a mission
<1> working for tog allows you to erase those memories with tropical tobacco
<3> turdle, like i said, you always have a choice (like quit); you just may not like the consequences (not getting your paycheck)
<0> nuh uh
<0> tog plays freedom rock 24/7 on the office PA
<2> i don't think i will ever be the same man
<3> can't you listen to an ipod instead?
<0> no
<3> you might slowly go insane
<2> http://thebibleletter.com/
<1> ipods are stupid
<1> anyone who buys an ipod is dumb
<3> so is ubuntu a bad word around here?
<1> i play music on my liunux based portable device that is the size of a toaster, but like i can fit 45 SD cards in it it so its bettere
<2> i want one of those little ipod nanos for free
<1> you didnt get one with your mac pro
<2> yeah dude 45 16mb SD cards is like...a billion Jiggabytes
<2> no i didn't
<1> :(
<1> i need to upgrade the ubuntu linux on my portable toaster mp3 player thing
<2> yeah dude kernel 2.6.7.14p19.4.2 is out
<2> it has stability fixes for DongFS
<4> heh
<2> and dump finally works now so you can dump all over your DongFS
<3> heh, 2.6.17.9 is the latest linux kernel
<4> note to self: never trust turdle again
<3> heh
<0> man dongfs is fixed?
<0> finally
<2> yeah dump was always scrambling my dong before
<2> but i dumped like four times yesterday and my dong was fine
<3> i don't know whether you're talking computers or talking dirty, lol
<5> LOSERS ON LINE
<4> heh
<3> something about taking a dump and someone's dong being fine
<5> shut up, loller.
<0> felix dumped his dong daily.
<0> whenever i tried it the only dump was core. it's hard to get core dump off your dong.
<5> also: i had a couple hotlinks yesterday for lunch, and then sushi with lots of wasabi and hot oil for dinner. my *** exploded today with RAGING, BURNING FURY.
<2> it's horrible, you go to sleep at night and you think everything is ok...you wake up and your dong is all scrambled
<0> i went back to woody. dongfs worked fine on woody.
<6> man
<6> this ****ing resume is going to be 9 pages long
<5> i'm running RAGING COCK beta TWO
<5> hahaa
<5> your resume?
<6> yes
<5> dude, what the hell?
<0> JPres: free hint: don't start at kindergarden.
<5> you can't POSSIBLY have that many qualifications!
<6> dude
<6> felix, I do EVERYTHING
<6> literally
<0> "I have experience with windows NT 3.5, windows NT 3.51, windows NT 4.0, windows nt 4.0 sp1, windows nt 4.0 sp2, windows nt 4.0 sp3, ...."
<5> well, i know, but list only what pertains to your applied position
<0> you can see how it may be.. padded.
<6> EVERYTHING that requires electricity at an 18 campus preK-12 school district, my hands are in it
<5> cool, then you can just say that.
<0> do what felix says. or face the wrath of dong.
<6> I am not applying for a position, I am carpet bombing
<5> ahh, okay.
<0> you won't get an interview if you send an essay.
<6> for damn near anything
<5> in other words, "I'M DESPERATE. I'LL EVEN FLIP BURGERS"
<6> no
<0> just send out 10 different resumes.
<6> I won't flip burgers
<6> but yes, i am semi desperate to get the **** away from this job
<0> then don't **** off making a resume that will get tossed in the trash
<6> god damnit
<3> you really shouldn't list things you don't want to do (or at least minimize it)
<0> recruiters eyes glaze over past 3/4 of a page.
<6> I have to get the long version first
<6> then start culling **** out
<3> even if you're really good at filing papers, if you don't want to file papers, don't list it, lol
<3> etc etc.
<0> machines is code for pud
<5> okay, IMAGO DONK MY DONG
<0> DONG
<1> yo
<7> sup
<1> time to kick off my shoes and relax
<8> sup murex
<1> nada
<1> home slice
<7> is it possible to game on freebsd?
<8> LIEUTENANT BARKERS
<8> hahahahahha
<1> yeah dude i play Zork on my FreeBSD box all the time
<1> i've beaten it 765 times
<3> wow zork, that's something i haven't heard in a really long time
<8> ****ing lieutenant barkers
<8> hahahaha
<1> i saw people pulled over by cops tonight :(
<3> is that unusual?
<1> it seemed excessive
<3> yeah, cops have crackdown nights or something
<1> this dude was sitting in the turn lane next to me, no cops around, then all of a sudden one comes out of nowhere
<3> you should seem them around labor day and memorial day
<1> and hits the lights on him
<3> hmm, maybe he matched an APB or something
<1> he didnt seem to be doing anything wrong either
<1> maybe so
<1> i hate cops
<1> so **** them anyway
<3> my former boss got arrested for rape because he matched the profile of someone they were looking for
<3> yeah, i'm not too keen on cops
<9> dude
<3> they're like the jocks and bullies from high school who never grew up
<9> you don't need to be doing anything wrong to be pulled over by a cop ;)
<1> i've been "detained" many times for "criminal tresp***ing and vandalism" ... err i mean SKATEBOARDING
<1> and by detained i mean stuck in the back of a car while they dig through my **** illegally
<1> looking for all the 3 tons of cocaine i obviously carry around skatebaording
<9> heh, a while ago I went up the street to buy a pack of smokes... was a friday night, lots of people out getting drunk
<9> walked through the subway and theres a bunch of all these minors who are drunk... ****ing cops come over and start thinking I'm one of them... took me down to the station, breath tested me and found I was telling the truth... ****ing arsehats
<3> you just can't make this type of stuff up ==> http://www.thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109
<3> wow, where can i download JesusBSD?
<10> **** a cop
<3> no, most female cops are not the type of people you want to have ***ual relations with
<10> ha
<10> i walked up to a hot female cop once and started macking on her
<3> then she really wasn't a cop, lol
<10> it was on campus
<3> so she was campus security?
<10> no
<10> she was a cop
<10> they frequently arrested non-students in nearby neighborhoods
<3> ok, you've just said some oxymorons . . . hot, female, and cop can't refer to a single person
<3> unless by hot you mean, her temperature is way above 100 degrees
<10> anyway back to my story
<3> aw, but you didn't finish your story
<11> die spike
<3> Murex, is zork a part of freebsd's ports tree?
<1> i dunno
<1> i havent played it in like 120 years
<1> :D
<11> he said zork
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