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<0> sup
<0> anyone awake?
<1> no
<2> no. go away.
<0> ok
<2> us++
<0> :)
<1> ****
<2> dammit
<2> slow learners just can't take a ****ing hint
<2> try #freebsddhelp
<0> jammin
<0> cheers
<0> arse
<0> who wants the great task of helping me install mysql?
<1> the fine folks in #freebsdhelp



<3> unless you have a **** and/or fart joke to share
<3> hi 6
<1> I want to go home :(
<4> TROUSERS SNAKE!
<5> more like worm
<4> BITCH
<4> :(
<4> i am now traumatized for life
<4> because of you :(
<4> i will never be able to pull my **** infront of people EVER again
<4> out
<6> TROUSER SNAKES ON PLANES
<7> dear god no!
<2> wtf is the point of snakes on planes? am i supposed to be skeered?
<6> do they speak english on wtf?
<2> ?
<1> oh noes! Murex has risen from the grave!
<8> muuuuuurex
<7> true
<8> whats up
<9> false
<7> not alot
<7> just woikin
<9> working
<7> we are having some kidna audit and i have ot change my p***words
<9> use abc123
<9> nobody will guess that
<7> but since LDAP is "too hard" i have to go change my p***wd on 25 boxes
<8> hah
<7> this ****ing ****s
<10> what ****s?
<7> chanign my p***wd on 25 boxes?
<10> aren't they using ldap/nis/etc?
<10> or even a home-brew solution?
<7> can you read 4 lines up
<10> no
<7> [16:35] <@Murex> but since LDAP is "too hard" i have to go change my p***wd on 25 boxes
<10> so they have ldap and you dunno what you're doing or they don't have ldap coz they think its a PITA?
<7> they do not have ldap at all
<7> becaue its "too hard"
<10> o
<10> so slide nis in place
<11> nothing is too hard for nasa!
<10> that's easy stuff.
<7> sporq: that woulds also be "too hard"
<10> i haven't had as much exposure to ldap as I have say NDS or NIS, but <shrug>.
<7> i am using jpresux****sforadollar as my p***word
<10> solaris?
<10> it only uses the first 8 spaces.
<12> any suggestions on where I could try advertising rsync.net ?
<12> I'm on kerneltrap, thinksecret, onlamp, linuxdevcenter ... arstechnica forums
<7> kozubik: the internet
<11> google
<10> THE INTERWEBS
<12> doing ok, but I would like to expand to some other sites...
<12> stoops : yeah - I am in google adwords, etc.
<7> kozubik: m*** mailings, billboards, leaflets dropped frorm a plane
<7> kozubik: sky writing is a nice touch too



<11> and if all else fails, change your buisiness logo
<10> coperaquinalinaline.
<7> ?
<7> yay
<7> p***wds changed
<8> yay
<8> what should i have for dinner
<7> chinkfoods
<7> or
<7> um
<7> i know what i want
<7> a big fat sub sammach
<7> with all the goodness on it
<13> hmm
<7> asym0r
<13> hi
<7> asym0r
<7> whats up player
<7> chillin and grillin?
<13> hah
<8> asym is USELESS in operation ZOMBIE DEFENSE
<13> AM NOT
<7> flossin and flyin all over dis mofo?
<13> flossin? grillin? no.
<8> asym what about when you need to RELOAD
<8> HRRMM?
<8> or you loose your left hand and cant operate the SLIDE RELEASE?
<7> KABOOM
<8> murex i know asyms secret weakness now...
<7> Axthrower: beer caps?
<8> hand him a bottle of beer with a non twist cap
<7> hahaha
<7> i was right
<8> yup
<7> asym: they sell bottle openers at walmart for like fifty cent
<13> I HAVE BOTTLE OPENERS
<13> :(
<7> then why u use knife like dummy
<7> what you need is one of those parrots like on the corona commercial
<7> that opens beers for you
<13> heh yeah
<13> don't call me dummy, DUMMY.
<13> I don't need to RELOAD.
<7> i see how its going to be
<7> Axthrower: i am on my way to your house
<13> I have 155 rounds of .223 already in mags.
<13> and in an emergency I am certain I could operate SUPER ONE HANDED STRIPPER CLIP MADNESS.
<7> Axthrower: i am going to SLEEP on your sofa, then go KILL ASYM
<13> just no pistol loading for me :(
<13> you don't kill asym, asym kills you.
<7> after i have morning tea and bisquits
<13> get me some beers.
<7> what kinda beers
<2> asym, will you be ready when amway comes knocking?
<13> uhoh
<13> amway is coming?
<7> what kinda beers
<13> the kind that are good and tasty.
<2> or jehovahs witnesses
<13> they're coming too?!
<7> asym: what beer did yopu have when you cut yourself
<13> I have a S3KUR3 building.
<13> Murex: amstel.
<7> light
<13> yes
<7> FGT
<13> URMOM
<13> Healthy adults who took the maximum dose of Tylenol for two weeks were found to have liver damage, according to a study appearing in the latest issue of the Journal of the American Medical ***ociation
<13> UH OH
<9> uhh
<2> so i can sue tylenol and ignore my years of being an alcoholic?


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