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<0> boston **** themselves over ATHF?
<0> how retarded are they
<1> dude, fear the lite brite
<2> hi clark0r, im last week nice to meet you
<0> FEAR THE QUADLAZER
<3> It's not a lite brite, it's a completely different technology
<0> jlott: been isolated from the world for a week, i'm catching up
<2> o
<2> where have you been?
<0> intensive training camp
<2> for what
<3> Lite Brites are colored plastic pegs backlit by an incandecant bulb. The ATHF signs were LEDs, dammit.
<1> gone for a week, no youtube :(
<0> java programmer exam
<2> j2ee?
<0> scjp



<2> rite on
<0> j2ee is after i p*** this exam
<0> which i did not do on sunday :(
<2> bounds checking on arrays is awesome
<0> but considering i'd never touched java before the course, i did well
<0> oh
<2> c++ lacks that :(
<0> ArrayList perhaps
<0> array.length() is your friend also
<2> yah
<0> along with the for(String s : array)
<0> or wehatever datatype you're using
<2> im writing DATA STRUCTURES right now
<0> OH
<0> remember your polymorphic rules
<2> hot stuff like, LINKED LISTS and QUEUES
<0> COLLECTIONS! yummy
<0> linked lists remember the order you put stuff in, right?
<2> kinda yeah
<0> but no sorting unless you Collections.sort(list);
<2> it chains lists together
<0> for natural order at least
<2> using *
<0> have you done any certs?
<2> this is all happening in c++
<2> not programming certs
<0> oh i see, slightly different then
<0> i need a fbsd cert
<2> i didn't know they had one
<0> i've got this scjp to resit and ccna this year also
<0> jlott: they don't, that's the problem :(
<2> ccna is a breeze
<0> i might take the ubuntu one, because HR are dumb and it would look good to them
<0> nice
<0> i wont worry about that til november then
<2> hell ccnp is a breeze
<0> and slack on the java
<4> beer! beer! beer! beer!
<0> http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowStory.asp?story=KI533738D&news_headline=kidnap_plot_paedophile_gang_jailed
<0> "This case should act as a really stark warning that the internet is no0t a hiding place to plan and participate in criminal acts."
<0> OH NOES
<0> BETTER STOP HACKING THE G1BS0N
<0> that statement is totally worthless after you read HOW they got caught
<0> The men were arrested earlier this year after Beavan handed himself in to Bournemouth police station with a DVD of chat logs and indecent images of children, which led to the arrests of the other two.
<0> FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE USING THE INTERNET TO PLAN CRIME
<5> just choose more loyal conspirators.
<6> or choose complete idiots and make sure all blame falls on them
<0> that's why i only choose Windows Vista(tm) drive encryption with my illegal files.
<6> ill encrypt you
<0> it's ok, i'm un-serialisable
<0> and all my data types are private with no public methods
<2> but Axthrower is a friend function
<2> so he can access them
<2> HAH
<0> not in java
<2> :(
<2> java doesn't have friend functions?
<0> if they were PROTECTED then child cl***es could get it
<2> DUMB
<0> or default access woudl enable everything in the package access
<0> but private = only this cl***



<2> how do you overload boolean operators?
<0> &&
<2> I HATE JAVA NOW
<2> c++ 4lyfe
<0> & is overloaded already
<0> you can use & for and, and also for & bitwise comparison
<2> so && doesn't mean AND
<2> owait
<2> you just said
<0> i misread
<0> && is short circuit 'and'
<2> java is weird
<0> || is short circuit 'or'
<0> c++ has ***ert
<0> ***ert is dumb
<2> no u
<0> :( java 5 now has ***erts too, thanks to cry baby c++ people
<7> java is "fun"
<0> indeed
<7> "fun" like anal rape with a 10in concrete dildo with barbed wire.....no, that is linux. Java comes with lube
<0> emers0n: ever ****ed a girl in the ***?
<5> Java isn't all hackish and stupid like C++
<2> :(
<7> java can be hackish. esp when you have devs that pull every lame .jar file they can find on the innanet, then use spring/hibernate/seam for a simple webapp
<0> thats not java
<0> it's ***holes
<2> heh
<5> the language itself is not hackish.
<5> C++, the language, is hackish.
<7> 6, you never seen our source code.
<7> but I never said our devs were smart
<5> C++ doesn't even have a damn API
<0> i should really keep studying
<2> but is has STL!
<0> but i need a break
<5> LOL STL
<0> i get a resit of the exam in 2 weeks time
<5> what's 'resit
<0> its when you fail
<5> oh like
<5> re-sit
<5> sit again
<0> retake etc
<0> yeah
<5> gotcha.
<0> i got 45% :/
<5> what did you have trouble with?
<0> even though i p***ed all my mocks
<0> i got like 40 - 50% across the board
<0> so it's probably exam tecnique
<0> and nerves
<5> did they tell you what you got wrong?
<0> the results sheet comes with the categories on it
<0> and shows % per cat
<5> i should take that test and see how well i can do
<2> what IDE do you use clark0r?
<2> and Number-6
<0> textpad
<0> Number-6:
<5> Eclipse
<2> o
<5> blimey
<5> it used to be more like $150
<0> 150 gbp
<5> so it's about doubled in cost
<0> well
<0> i think it is 150 usd also
<0> just ****ed up here
<2> hah the CCIE lab is $1250
<5> you just get raped because you're in england?
<0> living costs are HIGH here
<5> yeah, i remember


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