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<0> you're going to burn in hell for being mean to steve
<0> he's probably up in the magical land in the sky wrestling jesus right now
<1> steve irwin ++
<0> woah match.com is working with dr.phil
<0> maybe i can find my soul mate now
<2> i am your soul mate
<2> i will give you rimmers for life
<0> i think we have to take 10 levels of compatibility tests first
<2> ****
<0> level9: the dong pit
<0> that one is hard to beat
<2> i got a sam's sized box of combos that says we dont need any tests
<0> o
<0> the pretzel pizza ones are the best ever
<2> i got those
<2> and i got this 45 kilo box of tropical tobacco



<0> yayayayyayay
<0> i will fire some of that up right now and wish i had combos
<2> so can i be your soul mate now
<0> yea ok
<2> yay
<2> did i also mention i am rich and you dont have to work
<3> at least not until tomorrow
<2> we can play video games and eat combos all day
<0> can we circle jerk to wwdc videos too?
<2> **** yeah
<0> someone posted all the videos from 2000-2005 on usenet last month and i didn't grab them and now i wish i did they would be cool to watch
<2> turdle: what will it take to make you love me
<4> if you setup a socket to be a listening socket...what kinds of things could make it stop listening
<0> flashbangs
<0> somebody threw a cyber terrorist flashbang
<0> at your gibson
<4> really??
<4> hrmm
<4> damn
<0> you need a heavy dose of cowbell and combos
<2> turdle: what movie should i rent
<2> when i go rent a movie next
<0> i would go to the store and get combos but every time i eat combos late at night i wake up and they are all stuck to my innards and hurting
<2> stuck to your innards and hurting ... wtf
<2> your innards are broken
<0> yeah i can't eat half a bag of combos and go to bed
<0> no way dude you try that
<0> it's too late to eat a bunch of combos
<2> i can eat anything i want before bed
<2> and be just fine
<3> that's what this channel is missing
<0> my innards work fine!!!
<0> what's that?
<3> #FREEBSD NEEDS MORE COWBELL
<0> flashbangs cowbell and combos?
<0> yeah
<2> time for me to go smoke a cigarette
<2> beeee arrrr beeee
<0> be be ell!
<1> heh.
<1> enron.
<1> heh.
<3> <1> heh.
<3> what the **** is so damned funny?
<3> your mom.
<1> more disgust really.
<1> 12/3/01: Enron Stock Value: $.40/share
<2> ok um its 2006, no one gives a crap
<0> invest in me! if i get famous or something you guys can have some pubes to sell on ebay
<1> heh
<3> pubes as in plural or do we only get one each?
<1> nice /topic
<1> too bad its so full of ****.
<3> and bloated
<0> you can have a bunch
<5> I liked my topic better
<5> http://xkcd.com/c149.html
<1> eh
<1> they're both lame.
<5> I think someone is crabby



<1> i!
<1> er
<1> o!
<1> Jack*** 2!
<5> that truck is just stupid
<5> I hope it flips over
<1> yup
<0> no way dude
<0> i want one just like that
<1> i'm sure it gets standing o's whenever it makes an entrance into a redneck hick town.
<0> no way dude
<0> he's really showing them terrists!
<0> that is the freedom truck and they hate the freedom
<5> they have certainly had to rethink their plans after that truck showed up
<3> hmmm somehow i managed to get a zip file full of fat emo chicks from SG on my hdd
<0> yeah for real
<3> and i don't even surf SG
<0> that's for damn sure
<0> woah
<0> otter
<0> send plz
<5> define "fat"
<3> portly
<6> um
<6> hola?
<3> turdle, too late. deleted
<0> i'll go beat off to that right now
<6> hola?
<0> WTF I HATE YOU
<0> ****
<3> speaking of portly, hi jpres
<0> i'm going to cry now
<5> you were going to cry anyways
<0> it would have been cooler to cry while i beat off to sg chicks
<7> turdle: especially the amputee one
<8> i love amputee porn
<0> wtf they have one of those? that's gross
<0> i wouldn't jerk off to her
<0> that's stupid as hell
<8> girls with no legs can do any move
<3> tell me you've never had or wanted a stumpjob
<8> not for awhile
<0> no stumpjobs
<3> turdle, fwiw that score video kicks ***
<0> hell yeah!
<0> i watched that again today
<2> i have 2.5 hours of work left
<8> hi nico
<2> i wish i had some food
<5> I have some food
<2> i guess i odnt *need* food
<5> eventually you do
<2> i am kinda bored so i want to eat
<5> might as well be now
<2> i have no access to food
<5> buy bags of nuts
<0> yeah i want combos
<2> i have no money to buy bags of nuts
<5> I meant next time you go grocery shopping
<5> not now
<2> o
<2> what kind of nuts
<5> almonds, cashews
<5> whatever you like really
<2> planters salted yummy nuts?
<5> just don't eat more than about 1/4 cup
<2> o
<2> i like cashews
<0> nuts are yum
<5> almonds are really good for you
<2> but i dont like those big nuts
<5> most nuts have good fat
<0> i like hot nuts in my mouth


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