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<Murex> you will talk
<Murex> or i will ban you
<Murex> ok fine
<Murex> bans it is
<turdle> yeah tell them
<JPres> hello
<turdle> where are all the cam whores?
<Murex> hello gentlemen
<turdle> why don't we get the 16yr old cam chicks?
<Murex> well um
<Murex> thats a good question
<Murex> i really dont know
<Murex> i downloaded some hot new tunes for my ipod
<K4r3n> besides the fact that 16 year old cam chicks are too busy Smsing their friends to be on something like irc?
<Murex> alll legal and stuff
<turdle> do they cam strip with their cell phones now? i'm so out of touch :-(
<Murex> of course
<Murex> time to ctcp f|int again
<JPres> when is North Korea going to nuke Huntsville?
<asym> arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
<asym> murex i SLICED MYSELF today. i should start a myspace.
<JPres> sounds like you didn't do a very good job of it
<asym> heh
<JPres> unless that was a timed script
<asym> it was hours and hours ago.
<JPres> sfds sf sdklkf
<asym> do NOT try to take off bottlecap with a knife.
<JPres> just as I thought
<JPres> bot
<asym> haha
<JPres> asym is dead
<asym> asym was last seen at 23:48
<K4r3n> asym is smart, if he kills himself we won't know about it till a few hours later when we can't send ax to save him
<Murex> :(
<JPres> uhh
<JPres> ax does not save people
<JPres> ax only KILLS people
<CompHobby> exactly.
<CompHobby> how do you save people by throwing axes, anyways?
<Murex> well what about in braveheart
<Murex> that irish dude threw and axe and killed the traitor
<Murex> that was going to get william wallace in the woods
<JPres> you watched braveheart?
<JPres> hahaha
<JPres> lame
<Murex> i like that movie
<Murex> i paid for the dvd
<JPres> hahaha
<JPres> lame
<Murex> whatever
<JPres> hahaha
<Murex> FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
<JPres> ?
<Murex> william wallace screams that at the end of the movie before they kill him
<Murex> FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
<JPres> hahaha
<JPres> lame
<Murex> JPres: i want to rape your *** with a dildo
<kozubik> ROSEBUD WAS HIS SLED
<octal> his rosebud was called flexible flyer, too
<kozubik> o/~ you can turn my browneye blue o/~
<Murex> octal: do you want to see my rosebud?
<octal> i have already, at goatse
<Murex> yay
<K4r3n> i knew that was you!
<CompHobby> octal: hm... your number base lacks thumbs
<JPres> everyone knew it was him
<kozubik> http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/Goallll
<JPres> mmmmm
<JPres> that would make a nice trackball
<K4r3n> that's just wrong
<JPres> looks like her *** has been overstuffed a few times tho
<K4r3n> actually
<K4r3n> it looks like she's had a baby
<JPres> out her ***?
<K4r3n> no, but you can see the scars from where they slice the vagina to make it bigger for a baby
<JPres> that may be
<K4r3n> and the *** looks like she's got some hemorrhoids because of all the pushing
<Murex> i bet jpres would give her a rimmer
<BoorAs> hey
<BoorAs> how i format a ntfs new hdds and mount all my hdds (2 + 1 sata) to one big paratishen?
<CompHobby> #freebsdhelp
<K4r3n> or you could open the hard drive and get the disks out, then cram them in the ones you already have!
<JPres> K4r3n, I don't think you are helping much.
<K4r3n> i know
<K4r3n> i am cranky and have a headache
<Murex> i suggest you take all the hard drives and use an arc welder ot make into one big drive
<nitedog> wow
<nitedog> i should read LJ more
<nitedog> 7 months between posts
<nitedog> woops
<JPres> http://fairings.org/~jason/fish.jpg
<K4r3n> fishies!
<Murex> wow thats a cool tank
<Murex> for me to poop in
<Murex> i like the black rocks
<K4r3n> i'm watching lobsters mate
<JPres> thanks
<JPres> it's actually black sand
<K4r3n> consequently my tank is not as cool as jpres' tank :(
<JPres> of course not
<JPres> :)
<Murex> K4r3n: you have a cool tank too
<Murex> its not about who has the better tank :(
<deadzone> JPres, nice colorful betta
<JPres> yes, I was kind of surprised to find him
<JPres> Lucky Louie in 30 minutes
<JPres> Good Bye Murex
<deadzone> i have one similar, except where yours is blue, mine is red
<JPres> I had a couple red ones before
<JPres> but they died for some reason
<JPres> I hope this one does better in the larger tank
<deadzone> i used to bread them, but now i just have my two males
<gjvc> blood in the water today
<JPres> I've thought about doing that
<gjvc> "breed" you ****ing idiot
<deadzone> JPres, its fun if you have enough time, since they have to be seperated pretty early on
<deadzone> good bit of work
<gjvc> as in, please don't
<JPres> would have to use a different filter setup I guess, so as not to filter the fry
<deadzone> yea, or breed them in a filterless tank
<JPres> so do you just raise them in the little pint jars?
<deadzone> once they got bigger i moved them to small cups till i got them to the fish store, before i had them in a small aquarium without filters or anything
<JPres> and how much do pet stores usually give you for them
<JPres> how old are they when the fish store wants them?
<JPres> man
<JPres> my balls smell like very expensive cheese
<deadzone> couple of months old, big enough to get "pretty" enough to sell
<deadzone> and you can't get much money for them, since they only sell them for like $5 each
<deadzone> usually enough to cover the test strips and food
<JPres> heh
<JPres> Petsmart had 'Betta Aquariums' today that held like 1.5 cups of water
<JPres> :(
<JPres> I got the one in the pic on friday
<JPres> usually they come from the store with their fins all shredded etc
<deadzone> yea, chain stores don't treat them very well
<JPres> but this one was pretty, and looked healthy too
<deadzone> i wont put one in less than 2-3 gallons, they like to swim
<deadzone> they like caves to hid in too
<JPres> yep
<JPres> I don't know why my 5 gallon tank was killing them
<deadzone> check your water quality?
<JPres> I got to thinking maybe they didn't like the moving water or someting
<deadzone> they don't really
<JPres> well, I don't use test strips
<JPres> but you would think the betta would NOT be the first to go...
<JPres> in fact, I'd think it would be one of the last to die from a water quality issue
<deadzone> yea, they are native to puddles and adapt well
<deadzone> might be the moving water
<deadzone> lots of pages on breeding them on google, thats where i found out how to do it


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