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<0> sporq is just a bit too turned on by these dogs tonight
<0> sporq dearie .. you really need to get out more
<1> man that lamp stinks.
<1> i wonder what dogwhisperer would do with a police attack dog?
<1> dogwhisperer vs. police attack dog
<0> TEX*** IS THE REASON THAT THE PRESIDENT'S DEAD!@!@!@!!!
<1> hmm?
<1> 9:03pm up 221 day(s), 9:02
<2> say
<2> whats the deal with these bounty hunters I hear of in the usa?
<1> what about them?
<2> like licensing etc. and giving them guns
<2> seems a bit extreme
<2> why not have say a police force? :)
<1> <shrug>
<1> they track scuzballs down
<1> typically
<2> over here they seriously look down on people going vigilante
<1> they're not vigilantes
<3> they are bounty hunters
<3> that's why they have bounties
<2> have nothing like bounty hunters over here, so vigilantes are as close as it gets here
<1> its actually cost effective
<3> you don't have rewards for wated criminals?
<2> sure
<3> wanted
<3> that's a bounty
<2> but we don't expect people to haul their arse into the police station
<2> just call up crimestoppers and tell them what you know
<2> rarely the state will even offer a bounty
<3> dog is the exception anyway
<1> cheap bastards
<3> most bounty hunters do not work the way he does
<2> its more common that its offered by someone related to the offense in some way
<0> misfits
<4> bored
<3> usually it's like, sporq gets arrested in dallas, and they find out he has a warrant in chicago with a bounty tied to it, but chicago won't extradite, so the cops call the bounty hunters and let them know that sporq will be at the front door of the dallas jail at 2:30 PM tomorrow
<1> yep.
<5> hey, anyone in atlanta?
<1> the departments don't need to deal with a bunch of crap that way.
<1> saves time & money.
<3> sporq makes bail, gets all happy, and as he walking out to his mom's car, the bounty hunters grab him
<2> oh, and take him back to chicago after some ***-rape I ***ume
<3> correct
<3> and to collect their fee
<1> no, the ***-rape comes when you're in prison.
<2> so its really an alternative to extradition?
<3> in a lot of cases, yes
<4> dog the bounty hunter is an idiot
<3> it might cost less than 2 officers making a cross country trip, meals, hotels, gas, etc
<4> it takes him days to find those ****ers
<3> Murex: he is pure uncut WT
<6> name
<1> [21:14] <4> dog the bounty hunter is an idiot <--- coming from a guy that thinks "Hogan knows best" is a great show.
<6> ???
<4> i mean how ****ing hard can it be to find someone on a ****ing island
<6> I talked to dog th ebounty hunter the other night
<6> i got Beth's phone numnber
<6> irght here
<3> Beth is a skank ho
<4> seattle: beth is the big boob chick?
<1> murex- they come stateside alot.
<6> 808.520.4785
<4> or the 19th daughter?
<6> holl0r
<6> give her a clal
<3> brb
<6> dog answers all the time
<6> :)
<6> 0wnt.
<3> time to kiss the wife and dog goodnight
<6> I HUNTED HIM.
<6> cause he gets on my nerves.
<6> Murex ya
<6> thats beth
<6> the one that hates "ice heads" yet married one .. :|
<6> Dog looks like a str8 up WT tweeker
<6> sorry but thats my opinion.
<4> indeed he does
<6> and.
<4> and he has like 102 kids
<6> that nig got phone capowned.
<1> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51140
<2> heh, that example using sporq was awesome
<6> I would spank his *** if he came hunting me down
<6> the original reason i called him
<2> just one question JPres, since we're talking 'typically'
<6> was to try to get some publicity
<2> what would sporq get arrested for?
<6> UFC MATCH
<6> me and DOG
<6> HAHAHA
<6> i was likek.. i wanna give that fool a black eye
<6> even if he kicks my asds
<6> im going for his eye
<6> haha
<6> <3
<6> they wouldn't go for a UFC match
<1> criten- if it were jpres, probably child-pr0n
<4> i am not scared of dog the bounty hunter
<4> he has pepper spray
<6> me either
<4> i have bushmaster ar-15
<6> ya .. i'd whoop his arse
<2> child-porn eh?
<6> exactly
<2> http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/42845/Myspace_Babe.html
<6> colt here
<6> good enough
<1> i actually broke the arm off my chair.
<2> I've been using shoutcast alot lately :/
<2> cause I can't pick music for myself
<4> pandora.com ftw
<3> and people act like I'm an idiot because I like to bang 16 yr olds
<4> ?
<3> http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/42845/Myspace_Babe.html
<4> yeah i saw
<4> she has nice thingies
<3> I bet she isn't quit 18
<3> quite
<4> i would like to take a dump right between then
<4> them
<3> as would I
<4> then squish them together
<3> I could take a dump on them, and squish them together
<4> then i would make her lick her nipples clean
<3> then **** her ****ty titties
<3> and spoo all over the whole mess
<3> and then you could lick them clean
<4> then i would tke a shower and leave
<4> i wonder if she has ever had her ***hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
<3> I bet she hasn't
<3> she looks too innocent for that
<7> heh
<7> bushmaster
<7> huh huh
<3> she probably doesn't have a bush
<7> damn pre-teeens
<4> yeah dude chicks shave now
<4> its like uncool to have a bush
<3> well
<6> israel .. my heartland.. is at war
<6> with syria and iran
<6> .... well sorta and lebanon .. but not really
<3> she is either bald, or a hairy mess
<4> JPres: my bet is bald
<6> HOORAY AFRICAN JUNGLE BUSH
<4> and smooth
<3> Murex: did you order a new G5 and some Xserves yet?
<4> i did
<3> cool
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