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<0> all you got to do is bust the dog upside the head when it does something you don't like
<1> HAH
<2> or swintg it atound by its hind legs
<3> body slam it?
<1> stop hurting the doggie
<3> or is tht just for old people?
<3> O cam
<3> t see tje screm. ,u [i[u os bisu ;oclomg ,u face pff
<3> sorry
<3> puppy was licking my face off
<1> ew
<1> thats sick on so many levels
<4> just after he was licking his butthole.
<1> srsly
<0> swinging them around by their hind legs works too
<4> O NOES! OSAMA BIN LADEN!
<3> ok
<3> 1) what is sick about a puppy licking my face?
<1> oh is he out of his hole again?
<3> and giving me kisses?
<1> the same puppy just licked his ballz
<5> puppies have clean buttholes
<5> don't you ever lick puppy butthole?
<1> ew ew ew
<3> my puppy didn't lick anybody's balls, thanks
<0> you just came in the puppy's mouth?
<0> oh
<0> nm
<1> you boyz are deesgustingggg
<0> I scrolled up, I thought you were making a funny
<0> rh|ann0n: there is nothing sick about that
<1> there so is
<3> dog h8r
<0> my dog gets between my wife and I when I kiss her goodnight, and makes it a 3 way kiss
<1> ew ew ew ew ew
<1> bestiality
<1> in the midwest
<0> she knows when I am getting ready to kiss her, and she will sit by my wife's head, and wait for it
<1> is your dog a good kisser?
<3> heh
<3> my dog will start licking my wife's face like crazy if I kiss her
<0> yes she is
<1> ohmy
<1> too many old married men these days
<0> rh|a just thinks it's gross cause al of her dogs had the mange
<3> heh
<1> i dont like dogs
<3> well it's not like she sticks her tongue in my mouth
<4> dogs are ok
<1> as pets
<3> I keep my lips clamped shut
<3> I learned
<0> why?
<4> they're just a pain in the *** when you want to go out of town for more than a day.
<1> i rather like cats
<1> yes
<0> cats r stupid
<1> whut sporq said
<3> what do you like dogs as?
<1> cats r smrt
<0> my dog just goes with us
<3> some dogs are smrt
<1> i like seeing other peoples dogs
<1> when they walk them by the house
<1> i say
<3> yeah, you can always leave the dog with a relative or at a pet hotel
<1> HI PUPPY!@!@!
<0> I have a Border Collie
<3> or take it with you, like JPres sai
<3> d
<1> did you get it at Border's?
<0> I did
<0> duh
<1> niice
<1> can it read?
<5> mmm tasty puppy butt
<0> yes
<1> turtle
<1> you are most disturbed
<0> I am going to smoke
<5> :-(
<4> mudbutt
<0> come with me Murex
<1> ew yuck
<5> no way i'm normal
<4> i need to shave.
<3> get waxed
<3> I've got ring 2 playing in the living room and I swear it sounds like there's constantly a party going on
<3> I don't remember this being a party movie...
<3> ok, that was the hbo movie starting sound
<1> turtle is nrml
<3> I think the puppy changed the channel
<1> h0h0
<4> man
<4> those weinerdogs are FAT
<4> no wonder its pissed off
<1> hats a weinerdog?
<1> +w
<4> you dunno what a weinerdog is?
<1> no.
<1> i get organic free range hot dogs from whole foods
<4> dachshund
<1> OH
<1> :(
<1> my brother had to put his to sleep onmonday
<4> heh
<4> o?
<1> the dog was an old one
<1> and was blind and deaf
<4> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weinerdog
<1> poor thing had cancer too
<1> but
<1> he already got 3 dachshund puppies last month
<1> so he now has 3 weiners
<4> =)
<1> and a tofu farm
<1> he was harvesting tofu this am when i called him
<4> toFU
<1> he had to move to a different room to talk because the tofu was going into the oven and were pleading for mercy
<4> o
<1> but he's merciless
<4> heh
<4> nothing more funny than a fat lady trying to run down the street
<1> where are you seeing this?
<4> dogwhisperer
<3> haha
<3> tofu doesn't grow
<3> it's made from soybeans
<3> somebody's pulling legs
<1> duh
<4> this fat ladies dog escaped
<1> it so does
<4> so she had to roll down the street after it.
<1> it grows as soybeans
<1> ohmy
<3> oh pfffffffftbblablala\
<1> dogwhisperer is a real show?
<3> of course!
<3> it's a great show
<3> we're going to see him live in October
<1> olus, my brother is a hippie in upstate new york
<3> is he a pothead?
<1> he makes tons of cash selling tofu to hippie restaurants and colleges
<1> no pot
<1> just tofu
<3> he should make weed tofu
<1> so wait.. the dog whisperer listens to dead dogs?
<3> like mix it in
<3> haha no
<1> nonono
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