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<0> wtf are you talking about retard?
<1> k4r3n you female ?
<2> so thats two ***umptions kthnx
<0> nope
<3> no i'm a 13 year old hax0r boy
<0> the adobe reader by itself does not allow you to set a bookmark
<0> you are the one makeing ***umptions, ***hat
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<3> i am so sorry i brought it up
<0> apparently criten is having some ego issues
<3> you both have equal sized penii.
<2> err
<2> where did I make an ***umption again? you do know the meaning of the word, right?
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<3> lord



<3> message me when its over
<2> K4r3n, no I don't, mine is small and I need to fight some loser on irc to make it grow bigger
<2> or so the midget elf told me
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<0> you ***umed I was making an ***umption that it didn't do something
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<5> the japanese are making crotch-kicking machines
<2> hahaha
<2> I ***umed nothing
<0> you are making the ***umption I was talking about anything other than the adobe reader
<0> acrobat reader or whatever
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<2> [10:34:06 AM] <0> too bad you can set a bookmark in a pdf file
<2> [10:34:11 AM] <0> I mean...that would make too much sense
<2> [10:34:15 AM] <0> can't*
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<0> right
<0> I didn't specify the softeare
<0> therefore, you made the ***umption
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<2> olus, would you like me to find another pdf reader that does bookmarks?
<4> LETS TALK ABOUT RAINBOWS AND STUFF
<6> *** umption
<0> no, I want you to shut the hell up
<6> whoa
<3> wtf cralwed up criten's *** tonight
<4> yeah no ****
<4> stop being a butthole
<2> K4r3n, as I said, a midget elf
<4> LETS TALK ABOUT RAINBOWS AND STUFF
<6> criten are you misbehaving again????
<4> STOP BEING MEAN IT MAKES ME SAD
<2> :)
<2> rh|ann0n, do I ever behave?
<6> jebus dammit kaballah allah to hell
<3> you did for a long while there...
<4> olus is my friend and you will be nice to him
<3> i actually thought you were sane!
<6> criten.. its about time you did dammit!@!
<4> ort will **** you within an inch of your ****ing life
<6> olus is swell
<2> no thanks
<6> HAHA
<2> I'd rather get a blowjob than behave
<2> perhaps on public transport
<6> on your knees criten!
<2> think of me next time you sit down on a wet seat
<6> h0h0
<4> olus: dont let the meanie get you down, you are still my epal
<2> yes, I'm sorry
<2> I'll make it up to you
<2> would you like to **** my e-penis?
<3> heh
<6> criten first youd have to grow one
<2> well the midget elf said if I get a blowjob, it'll grow
<6> aha! its only a temporary fix you know
<2> then he asked me if I knew any crack dealers :/
<6> ***crack?
<2> no, cocaine crack



<2> err, or the reverse of that
<6> criten where are you again?
<2> sydney
<6> hopefully not too close to me
<6> ahh ok good
<2> no
<2> I mean new york
<3> is your elf's name pillow pants?
<6> i think somebody's going to try to send mel back there
<6> to sydney i mean
<2> pillow pants? wtf?
<3> i think he'll go on his own
<6> fscking jerzee boy
<2> he's the midget elf without a name
<3> heh criten, its from clerks 2
<2> maybe we should call him lebbo cause everyones always kicking his arse
<6> arse
<6> you said arse
<6> are you a gay homosessual?
<2> just because american english != english :/
<6> ohno youre just a brit
<6> and we kicked your bl00dy royal pains in the ***
<6> didnt we??
<6> and you still didnt learn
<3> he's in AU
<3> I don't remember us fighting AU
<6> and you showed up to a war wearing red suits!
<6> brits
<6> theyre all alike
<2> K4r3n, you don't remember?
<6> steenkin' brit language
<3> i must have skipped that day to get high
<6> same ****
<2> well, back when au were developing a nuclear weapons program...
<7> haha pillow pants
<6> HAH
<7> that movie is the ****
<7> if you cut out the first 20 mins
<2> you guys seen it in the cinema? or leeched it?
<3> i actually gave kevin smith my money and went to the theater
<2> I have too much stuff in my torrent queue so I'll have to leech it in a week or so
<3> which i don't do most of the time
<2> meh
<6> the cinema
<6> HAHAHAH
<2> if kevin smith wanted my money, he'd buy shares in an isp
<6> fsckin brit
<2> I always pay my dsl bill
<6> kevin is hawt
<6> hmm STATUS :UP
<6> crikey its still 91 at 9 pm
<2> hes nowhere near my wonderful and awesomely hot body
<2> I got it from k-mart
<6> IN ADDITION TO THE DANGEROUS HEAT... AIR QUALITY LEVELS IN OUTDOOR AIR ARE PREDICTED TO BE QUITE HAZARDOUS.
<8> where is that?
<6> NUMBER-6!@!@!
<6> hallo sweetie ;):)
<6> its in dirty jerzee
<6> its been over 100 for 3 days
<8> eww jersey
<6> yeh it ****s hard
<9> HAISDGFMNOUIIAJMOIGRMOQ#IER
<6> hmm very strange tho.. tomorrow as the temp goes up, the humidity goes down
<6> Axlet
<6> what have you done with asym???
<5> deadWOOD
<9> been flipping the powergrid on and off on him
<6> whoa
<5> o
<5> dogwhisperer
<10> that guy is lame
<10> all you got to do is bust the dog upside the head when it does something you don't like


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