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<0> http://www.dynw.com/IMG_0043.jpg
<0> i got a picture of the mamma in her hole
<0> wait
<1> FORBITTEN!
<2> I got a pic of me in your momma's hole
<0> http://www.dynw.com/IMG_0043.jpg
<1> wtf is that?
<0> i dont know, groundhog
<0> ?
<0> hehe
<1> hahah 2MB photo, nice one...
<0> yeah, HD
<0> it is canon s2 is
<0> pretty good but auto focus is weak
<1> oh god murex, TBIRD!



<0> it can take a reallly good photo and then a blurry *** one
<2> god reporters are stupid
<2> 'Lightening struck the Apollo 12 many years ago, but the space shuttle was not damaged in that incident'
<3> "12 many years ago"?
<3> oh
<3> apollo 12
<3> also the fact that Apollo 12 wasn't a space shuttle
<2> http://www.nbc17.com/news/9447058/detail.html
<2> that's a kick*** idea
<4> ha, I didn't know about the apollo 12 incident
<4> was quite cool when an atlas centaur was launched into a storm though and it got struck, damaged all its controls and was remotely destroyed
<4> I believe it was atlas 67
<5> lol!
<3> heh, I have revDNS again... but I'm back on my **** DSL connection :/
<5> f@u
<3> also
<3> verizon techs are ****ING DUMB AS DIRT
<6> call the geek squad, they're geniuses
<6> :S:S
<3> heh
<3> a friend of mine made the mistake of getting a custom ethernet cable from them
<3> not only were all the pairs in the wrong places, it didn't work, because they switched the striped and solid conductors at one end of two pairs by accident
<5> wow!
<5> thats quality!
<3> yeah, they didn't even test it before giving it to him... idiots
<3> not as bad as verizon though, spent two ****ing hours on the phone with one of their dumb***es flowchart troubleshooting geniuses
<6> lol
<3> idiot kept asking me to try to ping yahoo.com when I told him my ****ing modem couldn't connect to their equipment
<6> but people in India are usually tech savy, sooo
<3> I was like "I can ping my router, I can ping anything else on the LAN. it's not a problem with my equipment jack***"
<3> he wanted me to ping localhost and traceroute too
<6> HEHE, traceroute to localhost?
<3> and when he told me to traceroute, he just said "type tracert and hit enter"
<3> he didn't give me a host and in fact did not know it would need one.
<3> I was like "um, how the **** am I supposed to traceroute to NOTHING"
<5> dude its 10 hops to my localhost!!!!
<7> isn't geek squad part of Best Buy or something?
<7> surprised they make custom cables
<3> so I asked for his supervisor after two hours wrangling with his stunning idiocy and got the problem fixed in 15 minutes
<0> WEAKSQUAD
<3> apparently when we switched DSL plans, the PPPoE p***word changed and they weren't kind enough to tell us that, and the connection didn't die for 35 days so we didn't think it was related to that.
<3> >:[
<0> you should have colod
<0> !
<0> :)
<3> <- formerly not happy and now even less happy verizon DSL customer
<3> jd, how is that going to get me internet access at home
<0> wifi link from the colo
<0> ?
<5> lol!
<3> if I was going to do that it'd probably be out on the other side of the country
<0> LOLZ!
<3> LOLOCAUST
<3> since we're all doing this
<0> sattelite
<3> too many $$$$$$$$
<8> hi
<8> where have I to go in sysinstall (in settings) to install bison and flex please ?
<3> #freebsdhelp
<8> ok thanks
<5> ?????



<5> how do install the unix?
<9> Add/Remove Programs
<9> then click on add and click on program and check the box next to The Unix
<5> oh!
<5> thanx!!!
<9> i'm watcing Mansqueto
<9> on sci fi
<9> **** looks good
<2> I was adjusting the bubbles in my new fish tank
<9> we can all come over and blow bubbles in your fish tank until we get dizzy!
<9> that will be fun!
<5> JPres: let me know when you are done so i can add the anti-freeze
<2> why would you want to add antifreeze?
<2> my sharks would eat your ****ing fingers off anyway
<2> BEAVER SHOT ON MASQUITO
<2> bitch shoulda upped the god damn keys
<2> nice
<2> deep throat
<0> turdle: http://www.dynw.com/IMG_0043.jpg
<0> the omma
<0> momma
<9> aw
<3> HELLO f|int ARE YOU THERE
<5> mmmm
<5> that would make a nice snack
<0> hah
<0> what is it?
<5> who cares
<5> it loks tasty
<0> i dont think its a groundhog
<8> bison (GNU Bison) 1.75 | flex version 2.5.4 << are they latests version ?
<0> http://www.owra.org/woodchuck.jpg
<0> woodchuck?
<5> how much wood would a wood chuck chuck
<5> otter says f@*
<0> i reallly dont know whatt his thing is
<0> i didnt see any teeth
<3> gre: #freebsdhelp
<5> CompHobby: help me install the unix
<5> on my windows
<3> get a copy of VMware1
<3> er
<3> VMware!
<2> jd, you need to call the exterminator
<0> why
<0> let them hang, no big deal
<0> i saw a cat out there trying to attack them anyway
<5> beat the cat with a stick
<9> NO
<9> BE NICE TO KITTY
<5> yes
<5> f@kitty
<9> oh nevermind i read more
<9> not if the cat is trying to hurt something cuter
<9> yeah hit the cat with a stick if it keeps ****ing with the cuter ones
<5> the stick is the way to go
<2> is ott naked yet?
<5> yes
<2> sick
<5> he is stroking his nipples
<7> the question is
<7> are *you* stroking his nipples?
<5> i was
<5> but now iam on irc
<2> i am
<2> not iam
<5> whatev
<5> ?
<2> wat
<5> i need help
<5> i am trying to install the unix on my windows
<5> JPres: will you help me
<2> READ THE ****ING TOPIC


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