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<0> so I wouldn't bug you anymore
<0> it's ok
<0> I'll go ahead and put you on ignore so I am not tempted to make contact with you anymore.
<1> sweet!
<1> plzdo
<1> i double dare u
<0> I did
<1> :(
<1> that hostname is a goddamn lie!
<0> yea
<0> I know he uses linux
<1> i have a linux computator
<1> i run Macinosxubunyu Linux
<2> hmmmmm
<2> now I have two handfuls of proprietary/weird DIMMs
<0> ebay them as rare



<1> set them on fire
<2> a whole stack of registered, non-SPD capable Mac DIMMs, and a whole stack of Compaq DS10 Alpha DIMMs
<2> hmmm
<2> I think I will first light them on fire as Murex- suggested
<1> woah those sound cool
<2> and then if any seem to have religious figures in the burn marks will ebay them
<0> do you need new mamories? try these rare chips
<1> totally burn them
<2> or I'll just stick them in random student's mailboxes to confuse the **** out of people.
<1> do that!!!
<1> wait
<1> make a website where you enter a code, tape a code # to the stick, drop in random mailboxes with url/code
<1> when people go enter the code
<1> they see random pics of goatse, the pope, whatever
<1> and they will holy ****ing what the hell
<2> hmmmm
<2> or I will make an animated website that shows a sequence of images with a word above each one
<2> holy + pope, ****ing + random porn, what the hell + goatse
<1> **** yeah
<1> then save the logs
<1> you can grep them for a laugh later
<3> faster, harder, better, stronger
<4> erm.
<0> ?
<4> #freebsdhelp is not being very helpful.
<4> :/
<5> Murex: got some snow here aswell http://kiksu.irc-galleria.net/d/images20/00/55/89/47/50344339.jpg
<4> haha
<4> nice
<6> rage
<6> dat u?
<7> can we set a mail forwarder in named / bind
<8> l;jsfjlkssdfjk;lfdsajklf;sdjklf;dasjkl;afsdjkls;df
<8> BITCHES
<9> !
<3> bitches indeed!
<3> what is up!?
<10> kill whitey!
<1> hai2u@freebsd
<11> fatu@murex
<1> it snowed here
<11> it's snowing here too
<1> its just raining now
<11> you = ****ed
<1> ?
<11> rain+snow = ?
<1> its above freezing
<1> has been since before 6am
<1> so i dont see any problems
<11> it's only going to get worse all week
<11> and tonight im sure it will cool down
<11> but... if you dont an issue... why dont you go ride that MOTORBIKE
<1> because i am not an idiot?
<1> riding int he rain ****s more then anything in the world
<1> also, warning, i am in a bad mood today
<11> so am I
<1> i didnt sleep for **** last night
<11> same here
<11> and I had a 9am meeting that just got moved to 3pm
<11> which means im stuck in this ****ing hotel all day
<1> got up, called into to work to see what the status of the base is .. our WONDERFUL 3rd shift supervisior ... "err i dunno man i aint asked"



<1> thanks for being so ****ing helpful ****wad
<11> so mother****er, if you want ill head down to hunts after my meeting and we can just box in the street
<11> at which point I will knock you out and spray paint the jetta again
<1> hrrrm
<1> bring it on numbnuts!
<11> F@U
<1> i'll snap your legs like a twig and piss in your anus!!
<11> PLZ
<11> P L Z
<11> along with the coffee from starbucks tasting like **** water
<6> once yer enemy is down
<6> why would you go near his anus?
<6> piss on his face!
<6> stay away from the anus!
<6> I have spoken
<11> the enemy would never be placed into the down
<11> my kung fu > murex
<0> Hello
<0> and Good Morning FreeBSD
<1> hello JPres
<1> F@FREEBSD (except jpres)
<1> JPres: let's have a morning smoke
<1> oi
<1> this monster energy beverage green claw is kicking in
<1> so i am not so tired any more
<12> f@MUREX0R!!!
<1> :(
<1> i am playing tower bloxx on my celly
<13> ur mom is a free for all
<1> no dude, thats every other friday
<1> today is 2:1
<1> hrrrm
<1> i think i want a camel cigarette
<1> yo mang i be steady hackin ur netowrks
<3> sups
<1> o rly
<1> i am applying burt's bees lemon butter cuticle cream to my nasty cuticles
<14> just fyi
<14> you=gay
<15> clarkeeee
<1> :(
<1> i r not teh gays
<1> i just want cuticles that dont look like they've been chewed on by a beaver
<15> i heard fisting someones anus is the best remedy for that
<1> Axthrower: you volunteering?
<15> i volunteered jpres
<0> My ***hole itches enough as it is.
<15> WE ARE BUILDING A RELIGION
<0> I call dibs on God
<0> and your virgin (but ironically good in the sack) daughters are the only sacrament I am concerned with.
<16> good afternoon
<1> i have lunchies
<1> dew u haf lunchies????
<16> I had chinese buffet for lunches
<1> o rly
<1> i got bacon, ham, pepperoni pizza
<15> lies
<1> no lies
<15> well now that she ArkyLady just joined why dont you say it again than?!
<15> hrm
<17> he talkin about me again? heh
<15> he was saying about how he stuck his cock in your ear
<17> hehe his cock is tha small?
<17> +t
<15> or all the other holes were filled?
<1> o rly
<12> I had beef stew in a bread bowl for lunch
<1> thats not what i say on the internet usenet www clicker
<15> and there are signs saying this is a drug free school zone
<15> doesnt make it true
<1> s/say/saw
<17> superdan I had chili on a pile of crunched up crackers for lunch heh
<12> yum


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