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<0> puncept throw some of that cheese on them
<1> lol puncept
<1> fok those crazy asians
<1> they'll just rub your nipples for five minutes then leave, feeling satisfied
<1> crazy fockin asiasn
<2> yes
<2> pretty much
<3> I've been trying to figure out how to solve a little problem I'm having but I have failed. Does anyone know how to center the images shown in my slideshow script below? Basically, every image shall appear centered in the container that fetches this .swf.
<3> http://pastebin.com/564265
<2> i tried seeing one guy once
<2> i thought i had a good thing going
<2> but he kept ocming over to sleep
<2> and not do anything
<2> after a month
<2> i asked him what the hell was the matter and he didn't say
<2> (very asian response)
<4> muslim?
<2> finally a year later...
<5> i dunno
<2> no he's not a muslim
<5> asian rock
<2> i asked him again
<1> robinhewd, you have to specify
<2> when we stopped seeing each other
<5> from my alpha male point of view :)
<2> apparently he developed feelings for me and knew i wasn't interested in taking it further, so he could not continue.
<1> yourMcContainer._x = Stage.width/2; yourMcContainer._y = Stage.height/2; kinda thing
<3> hmm
<2> i mean yea you're probably thinking... NEXT!
<6> so SupaShaD
<6> how are you doing?
<1> piss drunk mate
<2> coz i know any american guy with a backbone would *** you anyway, regardless of that.
<3> why the hell are you on IRC if
<6> rofl
<3> if you're drunk
<3> :D
<1> thinkin that snuggling next to my woman sounds better every minute
<6> a lot of people that are on irc are drunk
<1> cuz im also bored and not tier
<1> d
<1> tired*
<6> omg
<6> SupaShaD use protection
<6> lol
<1> dude i said snuggling, and she's on the patch
<5> da patch ;/
<6> on the patch?
<1> yeh
<1> the birth control patch
<3> SupaShaD > not sure how you want me to implement that function into the code. Care to give me a hint?
<3> :)
<1> robinhewd, when you load in each new iamge on your fucntion call add that line or whatever ya know?
<1> it'll center the oimage to the stage width and hieght that way it's in the middle
<3> ok I'll give it a try in a sec
<1> puncept hell yeah, if i was going out with a chick i'd be tryin to get down them pants eveyr night
<1> just ask my girlfriend lmao
<2> right.. and you wouldn't be scared if you fell for her right?
<1> im all ove rher
<6> SupaShaD aww, so no secks for you?
<1> fell for her? wtf... hell no
<6> :p
<1> smilyorg not tonight, she's a sleeping bird :)
<1> just looking for some snuggle action when i go to bed
<6> awww .)
<6> :)
<1> ill get *** tomorrow morni
<2> even if you knew she wouldn't wanna be in a rel with you?
<4> pic of gf SupaShaD.
<6> lol
<3> hmm that didn't do it, it just misplaced the picture to the lower right, even outside of the container
<3> :)
<6> SupaShaD do it when you're sober :p
<1> SmilyOrg, i can almost guarantee you...if she wakes up to me snugglin her, she'll hop on top and start ridin my mornin wood
<6> LOL!
<1> she loves suprising me like that
<4> ya she's a slut like that
<1> ill wake up to her goin nuts
<1> it's such a nice way to wake
<5> u doing snugglez, and my boss sends me porn every day
<5> emails
<6> she secks people when they sleep!
<2> well i am the horniest in the mornings too
<2> morning *** is great.
<4> morning *** is filthy
<4> take a shower first
<5> filthy? haha
<2> first sensation you feel when your body is fully rested.
<1> mornin *** is awesome
<5> morning *** > *
<1> mornin ***, then hop in the shower, have *** again
<6> SupaShaD what if she does it at 3am
<2> i love morning ***... which is why i am a relationship kinda girl, not a one nighter.
<6> and you don't wake up or remember
<6> :o
<3> morning *** ****s
<4> I liek daytime ***. fully alert and not tired.
<4> morning *** is lazy and uninspired
<2> i wanna wake up
<2> and hop
<1> SmilyOrg, lmao, she won't have *** with me if im not gonna wake up
<1> morde-wrk, speak for yourself
<2> or wake up with something inside me
<6> how do you know?
<6> :o
<1> cuz smilyorg, it has to be good for her too :P
<6> she abuses your woody in the middle of the night for her pleasures only!
<1> bonin a stationary wood ain't all that amusin
<2> hell i like variety ***!
<1> andeven if she did that, i'd be like "kick***, molest me all you want hunny"
<6> lol
<4> SupaShaD, your gf seems kinda slutty, send her to me when you're done with her
<6> hahahaha
<7> lol
<1> ...woops :O
<4> :D
<1> i meant to do //kick morde-wrk
<1> as a joke haha
<7> haha
<4> give me back my +v you monster
<3> SupaShaD, --- targetClip._x = Stage.width/2; --- won't even center the image
<3> any ideas?
<1> nope bro, sepak to someone who's osber
<1> sober*
<3> haha
<3> ok :)
<7> robinhewd: Whats the prob?
<5> /kick
<3> hey mrmg
<3> :)
<1> yeh puncept she's the same way, like if i wake her up with some *** she's all into it
<3> it's me, daddybadd
<7> heh
<3> if you remember me, that is
<3> :D
<1> not all the time of course, but the occasional "suprise, we're havin ***!" kinda thing
<2> i don't like one nighters
<2> you can't do much with those
<1> well sure you can
<5> nah
<5> she's right
<2> not really.
<4> you ever donkey punch her SupaShaD?
<1> you can have some morning "in case we forgot last night" ***, then bail out
<1> no morde-wrk..i don't hit women O_o
<2> you do it once... you pray he comes back for more rubbing
<1> unless i slap them for being stupid
<2> but he never does
<1> in which case, occasionally i slap them
<2> and all you want is some ***
<2> not the emo stuff
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